A Fine Mess Unabridged by Kiwi Lee
Summary: The better vesion of what happened while Odd and Yumi had swiched bodies.
Categories: Ships > Ulrich and Yumi, Seasons > Season 2 Characters: Aelita Hopper, Jeremie Belpois, Odd Della Robbia, William Dunbar, Yumi Ishiyama
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy
Warnings: Sex
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 1953 Read: 16432 Published: Jun 24, 2011 Updated: Jun 24, 2011

1. Yumi POV by Kiwi Lee

2. Odd POV by Kiwi Lee

3. Ulrich’s POV by Kiwi Lee

4. Yumi’s POV by Kiwi Lee

5. Odd’s POV by Kiwi Lee

Yumi POV by Kiwi Lee
Dinner in Odd’s body.

  

              “It seems weird to still be here.” I said to Ulrich as we walked into the cafeteria for dinner.

               “I like it really.” Ulrich said.

               We got our trays of food and I realized how hungry I was.

               “I don’t know how Odd stands it.” I said as we sat down and my stomach felt like it was trying to eat itself.

               “Stands what? His hunger, he doesn’t.”

  

              “He doesn’t tell us how bad, thankfully, or he’d never shut up.” I said as I started to eat my spaghetti.
Odd POV by Kiwi Lee
Already in Yumi’s body. After he went to Yumi’s room for the night.

 

I opened the door and walked in, shutting it behind me. I walked over to Yumi’s closet and opened it up, looking for her pajamas.

               You know, in a way, I could have sex with myself. I thought before shaking my head. No Odd, Ulrich would kill you. But… he would never find out, would he?

                I pulled up her shirt and saw her boobs, well, my boobs in a way. I pushed the shirt down and shook my head. NO Odd! ERRR! I hate this! I’m in a girl’s body and I can’t seem to have fun without Ulrich poking into my thoughts, thinking he would hate me for this.

               I reached into her closet and found the spaghetti strapped shirt and lounge pants she uses as pajamas. Something green caught my eyes as I reached to shut the closet and moved things away to see Ulrich’s green outfit, neatly folded in the back of the closet.

  

              Oh ho ho, Ulrich, Something going on between you and Yumi more than “just friends”. I thought as I held up Ulrich’s shirt.

                Ring!

                I folded Ulrich’s shirt and threw it back in the back of the closet and picked up Yumi’s pink cell to answer it.

  

              “Hello?” I asked in my normal voice.

  

              “Is this Yumi?” I heard William ask from the other end.

               “Oh, uh yes.” I said, raising my voice to be more like Yumi’s.

  

              “You sound weird, are you ok?” William asked.

               “Ya, I’m fine William.”

                “Alright, I was wondering if you remembered about that math test we have tomorrow?”

  

              “Ya, I remember.” I lied, I had forgotten about her math quiz.

               “Are you sure you’re ok?” He asked again.

               “I’m fine William. I’m just a little tired.”

               “Alright, sorry than. Good night.”

               “Night William.”

               I hung up and sighed as I sat down the cell. I walked back over to where I had sat down Yumi’s pajamas and picked them up again. I got out of Yumi’s clothes and trying not to get too distracted for Ulrich’s sake, but I did. A little. I stood in front of her mirror, naked and started to do poses. One of them made Yumi’s boobs look bigger. Ulrich’s going to love it when he can see her like this. I thought as I reached down to grab her, uh, my butt. Really weird reaching down and not touching a penis. I couldn’t help it, I stuck my finger into her vergina and it felt so good. I stopped as I heard something outside my door. I pulled out my finger and quickly put on her pajamas. I slid open the door a little and found that it had either been nothing or who ever it was, was gone. I went back into the room and tried to put up her hair in the pony tail thing she had it in, and failed for the first five or six times. I haven’t had my hair down like this in what felt like years and haven’t had to do my sisters’ hair so it took me a while. After I got it in the pony tail, I turned off the lights and went to bed.
Ulrich’s POV by Kiwi Lee
Yumi had just fallen asleep on Ulrich’s bed after awakening from fainting from Odd’s smelly feet.

  

              I looked over at Yumi from Odd’s bed. Since she had fallen asleep on my bed, I didn’t want to wake her just to get her on Odd’s bed. I saw her shiver and got up to put the blanket over her body.

  

              I went back to Odd’s bed and got under the blankets. I wonder what she’s dreaming about. I thought as I watched her sleep. I wish I could tell her about what I dreamed about.

               I turned so that I was facing the ceiling. My eyes started to fall and I gave in, falling asleep.
Yumi’s POV by Kiwi Lee
After falling asleep

  

              Run Run!

               I turned back and saw something chasing me threw the park. Something went across my cheek as I ran away from something. What it was, I had no idea.

  

              Someone jumped out from the trees above and I turned to see that it was Ulrich.  He was in a fighting stance and was ready for what ever it was that was trying to get me.

               Than I saw what was trying to get me. A Xanafide Ulrich from Lyoko. He had his sword out and ready to fight.

  

              Ulrich was able to give him a few kicks and punches before he even attacked, but when he did, he cut Ulrich down, slicing him in half.

   

             “Ulrich!” I felt myself cry.

  

              Xana looked up at me and went at me, standing on Ulrich’s dead body.

               “Yumi!” Ulrich’s voice called to me.

               I looked at Xana and saw that Ulrich’s voice was coming from him.

               “YUMI!” Ulrich called again, louder this time.

               “No, get away!” I said as I turned and ran, only to find myself in a bed, Ulrich’s hands on my shoulders, trying to wake me up.

               “Yumi.” He said, trying to get me to wake up.

                I blinked and saw that he looked scarred for a moment, than his face relaxed.

  

              “Are you ok?” he asked.

  

              “I’m fine, it was just a nightmare.” I said.

  

              He let go of my shoulders and I hugged him.  Than an offeal thought popped into my mind. I let go and said, “I hope Odd isn’t doing something stupid with my body.”

  

              “You’re just lucky Odd’s never going to see your peeing technique. “ Ulrich said with a smile.

  

              “You’re not the one that wasn’t born with a penis.” I said, defending myself.

             “Sadly,” Ulrich said to change the subject back. “I can see what Odd would do in your body.”

  

              “Don’t tell me,” I started. “Something having to do with masturbating?”

               Ulrich nodded his head.

                “And I wanted you to be the first to see me naked.” I said without thinking, my hands went to my mouth as I realized I had actually said that out loud.

               “What’d you say?” Ulrich asked, an even bigger smile was on his face.

               I shook my head, not willing to move my hands from my mouth. I’m sure my cheeks were red.

  

              Ulrich took my hands away from my mouth and said, “Too bad you’re in Odd’s body.  But I can still do this.”

  

              He went closer to me and kissed me, very deeply. While we were kissing, he moved my hand and, I didn’t realize he was in till my hand felt something very fleshy. He had placed my hand inside his boxers and on his penis. I smiled as I started to play around with his penis. I could tell Ulrich was having no problem at all forgetting the fact that I was in Odd’s body. He let go of the kiss and we both were breathing deeply. I pushed his boxers down a little so that the elastic wasn’t getting too far stretched out.

                “I can tell you one thing.” Ulrich said into my ear. His voice sounded like he was very happy about what I was doing. “You’ll be the first person to see me naked.”

               His eyes were drifting as if he was fighting sleep and I stopped what I was doing. He looked at me, surprised.

               “Come on, not tonight.” I said, much against what I really wanted. “Wait till I’m back in my own body. Than you can have some naked boobs too, instead of just my tongue.”

                Ulrich stud up, not bothering to pull up his boxers, and said, “Alright. But one more thing.”

               “Hum?”

               “A good night kiss.” Ulrich said.

               I smiled as I went up to him as he leaned down. We meet in the middle and he put his hands on my face, holding me there as we kissed. The kiss could’ve lasted an eternity and it would’ve been too short. We let go and Ulrich went over to, what I had first thought was his bed in the first place, than I realized he was sleeping in Odd’s bed and I was in his. I laid down and hugged the pillow as a stuffed animal as it hit me that I was in his bed.

  

              “Night Yumi.” Ulrich said.

               “Night Ulrich.”
Odd’s POV by Kiwi Lee
The next morning.

               After my hands reappeared and Yumi’s mom had called me to wake up, I got up, off the bed and went over to the closet to see if I could find something to wear. I didn’t want to wear her same old black clothes. Not me, Odd Della Robbia, the only guy at Kadic that can pull of wearing purple and pink and not have many people think I’m weird, which I am anyway, but that’s different.

                I found an orange long sleeve shirt and put it on. Than I found a green vest and put that on over top of the orange shirt. Now for the pants. The only thing I could find was black pants and one pair of old faded out pink sweats and I don’t want to be murdered by Yumi even though she’s going to be made if she ever sees that photo of me and Ulrich, well, her and Ulrich by the cafeteria. I found a pair of black pants with a white line going down both legs and put that on.

               I looked on the floor of her closet and found an old pair of orange shoes and put them on. As I got up, I saw a hat and pair of gloves on her table. I picked up the hat and saw that it was one of those Japanese cat hats, with the ears and pom-poms. I put that on with the gloves before walking down stairs.

               “Hey Yumi, why you dressed like that?” Hiroki asked. “You want to impress Ulrich?”          

               “Hiroki, leave your sister alone.” Mr. Ishiyama said as he was looking at the paper.

                “Here you go hun.” Mrs. Ishiyama said as she handed me a bowl. I looked in it and saw it was rice and smiled as if I was used to having rice for breakfast.

               I took the chop sticks and tried to use them as a shovel so I could just push the food into my mouth. Not eating much had made me hungrier than normal.

  

              “I see you have your apatite back.” Mrs. Ishiyama said, smiling.

   

             I sat down my empty bowl and looked up at the clock. 7:45.

    

            I stud up and said, “I’ve got to get going to school.”

                “Alright, bye honey.” Mrs. Ishiyama said as I left the room and headed for Kadic.
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