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by YDV » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:24 pm
Brightstar wrote:Episode: Dance Dance!
Summary: Xana took control of the background music
Rumor: Xana a green day and Alicai Keys fan
Quotes:
Odd: This my song *dances*
Ulrich: Its Mary J. Byaige
That'd actually be kidna funny.
~The Gang is on Lyoko~
Odd: LASER AR-- *the Barney theme starts playing, instead of cool Lyoko music* ...WTF?
Monster shoots him and he de-Virts.
Ulrich: WTF, Jeremie?
Jeremie: I think that's XANA's attack.
Yumi: That's IT? Hell, I'm getting out of here. *commits suicide with her geisha fan*
Yumi, Jeremie, and Odd go to the ice cream shop to hang out, while XANA constnatly changes the background music on Lyoko.
Ulrich: ....Yumi? Odd? Jeremie? Anyone? *Jaws theme plays, Schyphozoa shows up behind him*
Ulrich: AHHH!!!!
BEHHHH
by sweetness101 » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:34 pm
Episode: Dreams
Summary: Xana jumps through people dreams, visions and daydreams and turns them all into nightmares.
Rumor: Odd daydreams about Aelita.
Quotes:
Jeremy: Aelita's going to kill me!
Aelita: Get back here.
::runs with a flame thrower::
Summary: Xana jumps through people dreams, visions and daydreams and turns them all into nightmares.
Rumor: Odd daydreams about Aelita.
Quotes:
Jeremy: Aelita's going to kill me!
Aelita: Get back here.
::runs with a flame thrower::
by McTrooper » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:47 am
Episode: A Fowl Wind (Edit: It should have been: A Foul Wind)
Summary: There hasn't been an attack by Xana in days. This would be perfect if it wasn't for Odd's bad case of gas.
Quotes:
Odd (holding his nose): Man I've never farted so much in my life
Jeremie (holding his nose): Do you think it could be Xana?
- -
Mrs. Hertz: Odd could you please go to the infirmary?
- -
Scene: Yumi is visiting Ulirch in his room.
Yumi: What are you looking for?
Ulrich: Odd's secret stash of beans.
Summary: There hasn't been an attack by Xana in days. This would be perfect if it wasn't for Odd's bad case of gas.
Quotes:
Odd (holding his nose): Man I've never farted so much in my life
Jeremie (holding his nose): Do you think it could be Xana?
- -
Mrs. Hertz: Odd could you please go to the infirmary?
- -
Scene: Yumi is visiting Ulirch in his room.
Yumi: What are you looking for?
Ulrich: Odd's secret stash of beans.
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All the monsters will run away for air! 
by 5188148 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:40 pm
Farting in Lyoko is bad, as is controlling the background music. And what happened with Hidushikai: he must've been banned since this thread started, which wasn't long ago.
Episode: Switcharoo
Summary: Erynn (the chick from the Miguzi eyecatches) appears at Kadic as a student while Yumi is thrown into the Miguzi place and forced to take care of the aliens and do all the ridiculous things Erynn does on the eyecatches.
Rumor: Yumi will make out with one of the Miguzi monsters
Quotes/Dialogue: Yumi: Alright, let's touch our toes. I don't care, just do it!
Episode: Switcharoo
Summary: Erynn (the chick from the Miguzi eyecatches) appears at Kadic as a student while Yumi is thrown into the Miguzi place and forced to take care of the aliens and do all the ridiculous things Erynn does on the eyecatches.
Rumor: Yumi will make out with one of the Miguzi monsters
Quotes/Dialogue: Yumi: Alright, let's touch our toes. I don't care, just do it!
by Jeremie Lover » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:20 pm
Episode: Death Of The Pie
Summary: Xana posses Yolanda on forcers Pie down Odd's and Yumi's Throat
Rumor: Odd Dies along side Yumi
Quotes/Dialogue: Odd: " No more....." Yumi:" AHHHH NOT CHERRIE!"
Summary: Xana posses Yolanda on forcers Pie down Odd's and Yumi's Throat
Rumor: Odd Dies along side Yumi
Quotes/Dialogue: Odd: " No more....." Yumi:" AHHHH NOT CHERRIE!"
I Was Sissi Delmas Lover
by McTrooper » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:22 pm
Your De-Virtualization wrote:Haha! I loved Mrs. Hertz's line.
But.. where does the "fowl" come in? (Was that a play on words or what?)
I should have typed it "Foul" instead.
I spell check, but it doesn't catch words that sound the same.
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by Reesane » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:55 am
"Creatures"
(Note Creatures is actuly a real game. It's very addicting)
Summery: XANA, havng inroled himself at cadic in human form, gets bored. Realy bored. So the gang, in a despirt atemt to stop XANA from blowing the school up, Buys XANA a little know vurtual life sumulation game....
Quotes:
XANA: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Alice no push weed! She's dead. (starts to cry)
Jeremie: XANA, You have ben playing that for 8 hours.... It's time to take a break....
Rumers: XANA matrealises an army of norns and takes over the world!
(Note Creatures is actuly a real game. It's very addicting)
Summery: XANA, havng inroled himself at cadic in human form, gets bored. Realy bored. So the gang, in a despirt atemt to stop XANA from blowing the school up, Buys XANA a little know vurtual life sumulation game....
Quotes:
XANA: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Alice no push weed! She's dead. (starts to cry)
Jeremie: XANA, You have ben playing that for 8 hours.... It's time to take a break....
Rumers: XANA matrealises an army of norns and takes over the world!
Mood today: 
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by McTrooper » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:43 pm
Episode: The Samurai, the Cat Boy and the Geisha
Summary: Xana uses all his evil powers to create a magical clothesbasket that sucks our hero's into a new virtual world.
Dialogue:
In Kadic's laundry room:
Ulrich: Hey where did that basket come from?
Odd: Yeah and what's with all the fur coats in it?
Yumi: I wonder who's they are? Maybe there is a nametag in one of those coats.
Ulrich: Yumi, what are you doing here?
Yumi: I lost a bet with Odd about how many Pez he could eat without tossing his cookies.
Yumi: * looks for a tag on a coat, but gets sucked in *
= = =
grr. . . there is so much more that could be done with this, but I can't think of anything right now . . please feel free to add to this joke . . I will too if I come up with something.
Summary: Xana uses all his evil powers to create a magical clothesbasket that sucks our hero's into a new virtual world.
Dialogue:
In Kadic's laundry room:
Ulrich: Hey where did that basket come from?
Odd: Yeah and what's with all the fur coats in it?
Yumi: I wonder who's they are? Maybe there is a nametag in one of those coats.
Ulrich: Yumi, what are you doing here?
Yumi: I lost a bet with Odd about how many Pez he could eat without tossing his cookies.
Yumi: * looks for a tag on a coat, but gets sucked in *
= = =
grr. . . there is so much more that could be done with this, but I can't think of anything right now . . please feel free to add to this joke . . I will too if I come up with something.
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by Reesane » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:50 pm
"Craetures", continued
Quotes:
XANA: I build an electicel generater using cardbord, socks, and todays lunch.
Odd: HELP! XANA has crated a pack of norns and ther room is filling up with there eggs! (Anyone who plays Docking station knows what I mean.)
Quotes:
XANA: I build an electicel generater using cardbord, socks, and todays lunch.
Odd: HELP! XANA has crated a pack of norns and ther room is filling up with there eggs! (Anyone who plays Docking station knows what I mean.)
Mood today:
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by McTrooper » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:02 am
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:32 am
lol Xana's become Macgyver
Today:
Rumor: In an effort to make up for their earlier missed merchandising opportunities an entire episode will be a QVC style sales pitch of all things Code Lyoko.
Dialogue:
Ulrich: It looks like the last item is sold out, but your going to love our next item his and her matching Kiwi mugs.
Odd: That's right what Code Lyoko fan wouldn't like to take a drink from Kiwi's mouth. This item has amazing detail too. The handle of this furry mug is Kiwi's tail. The teeth are made from ivory from elephant tusks. It even has a lid that looks like a leather dog muzzle.
- -
Sissi: The next item is my all star T-shirt hearts collection. My most famous out fits are included, plus a special bonus I-Heart-Ulrich T-shirt.
- -
Jeremie: Today we have a first for TV shopping. I'm selling a 2ml vial of my mucus.
Odd: That's amazing collectable snot! Not only is each vial is different, it's signed and numbered. Each vial comes with a stand so you can proudly show off your collection in your parent's china cabinet.
- -
. . .
Edit from RoDrInCuBuS: Do not double post again. Next time, copy your previous post, delete the old post and make it a new one.
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Edit: Okay I'll do that RoDrInCuBuS
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This kind of fit with the theme for this thread
From my Fake caption bump in the caption thread:
Pic #4
Ulrich: Hey Yumi, Odd's told me about this new thing called cheese squeezing. I was wondering if you wanted to go try it after school.
Yumi: Uhm . . Sure Ulrich I'll squeeze the cheese with you.
Ulrich: Oh and remember to eat a lot of beans. I'm not sure why but Odd said it was important.
Pic #5
Jeremie: Hey guy's we've got a real problem.
Ulrich: What is it Jeremie?
Jeremie: Xana has come out with his own breakfast cereal.
Odd: He's going to take over the world with breakfast cereal?
Jeremie: No he's included free mind control helmets in every package. When the kids put them on they'll have no choice but to follow Xana's every whim.
Reesane wrote:"Craetures", continued
Quotes:
XANA: I build an electrical generator using cardboard, socks, and today's lunch.
. . .
lol Xana's become Macgyver
Today:
Rumor: In an effort to make up for their earlier missed merchandising opportunities an entire episode will be a QVC style sales pitch of all things Code Lyoko.
Dialogue:
Ulrich: It looks like the last item is sold out, but your going to love our next item his and her matching Kiwi mugs.
Odd: That's right what Code Lyoko fan wouldn't like to take a drink from Kiwi's mouth. This item has amazing detail too. The handle of this furry mug is Kiwi's tail. The teeth are made from ivory from elephant tusks. It even has a lid that looks like a leather dog muzzle.
- -
Sissi: The next item is my all star T-shirt hearts collection. My most famous out fits are included, plus a special bonus I-Heart-Ulrich T-shirt.
- -
Jeremie: Today we have a first for TV shopping. I'm selling a 2ml vial of my mucus.
Odd: That's amazing collectable snot! Not only is each vial is different, it's signed and numbered. Each vial comes with a stand so you can proudly show off your collection in your parent's china cabinet.
- -
. . .
Edit from RoDrInCuBuS: Do not double post again. Next time, copy your previous post, delete the old post and make it a new one.
===
Edit: Okay I'll do that RoDrInCuBuS
==
This kind of fit with the theme for this thread
From my Fake caption bump in the caption thread:
Pic #4
Ulrich: Hey Yumi, Odd's told me about this new thing called cheese squeezing. I was wondering if you wanted to go try it after school.
Yumi: Uhm . . Sure Ulrich I'll squeeze the cheese with you.
Ulrich: Oh and remember to eat a lot of beans. I'm not sure why but Odd said it was important.
Pic #5
Jeremie: Hey guy's we've got a real problem.
Ulrich: What is it Jeremie?
Jeremie: Xana has come out with his own breakfast cereal.
Odd: He's going to take over the world with breakfast cereal?
Jeremie: No he's included free mind control helmets in every package. When the kids put them on they'll have no choice but to follow Xana's every whim.
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by Narikii » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:09 pm
Episode: A Very Weird Code Lyoko Christmas
Summary: It's Christmas, and this year instead of presents, Santa is giving everyone toy XANAs which will make everyone who gets one evil!
Rumor: The toy XANAs are going out on a date.
Quotes: Toy XANA: Hi! I'm XANA, and I'm your special friend!
Broken Toy XANA: Hi, I'm XANA, and-YOU'RE SUCH A B**** PUT ME DOWN!!!! I HATE YOU! I WILL MAKE YOU EVIL! WHY AM I SAYING MY SECRET PLAN? AAAH!!!!!
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Episode: Barney comes to Kadic
Summary: Barney comes to Kadic! No one still watches his show, and everyone hates him now! Barney finds the factory and goes to Lyoko! A very weird episode of Code Lyoko!
Rumor: Barney has a huge gun on Lyoko.
Quotes: Barney: I love you! You love me! We're a happy family!
Everyone: AAAAH!!!! IT'S BARNEY!!!!!
Barney: Oh look, a giant crab! I love you, you love-
*Krab attacks Barney*
Summary: It's Christmas, and this year instead of presents, Santa is giving everyone toy XANAs which will make everyone who gets one evil!
Rumor: The toy XANAs are going out on a date.
Quotes: Toy XANA: Hi! I'm XANA, and I'm your special friend!
Broken Toy XANA: Hi, I'm XANA, and-YOU'RE SUCH A B**** PUT ME DOWN!!!! I HATE YOU! I WILL MAKE YOU EVIL! WHY AM I SAYING MY SECRET PLAN? AAAH!!!!!
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Episode: Barney comes to Kadic
Summary: Barney comes to Kadic! No one still watches his show, and everyone hates him now! Barney finds the factory and goes to Lyoko! A very weird episode of Code Lyoko!
Rumor: Barney has a huge gun on Lyoko.
Quotes: Barney: I love you! You love me! We're a happy family!
Everyone: AAAAH!!!! IT'S BARNEY!!!!!
Barney: Oh look, a giant crab! I love you, you love-
*Krab attacks Barney*
by lyokowarriorteen20010 » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:01 pm
Episode: You have to be kidding
Summary: XANA sends clowns to kill the gang.
Rumor: Odd reavels his greatest fear
Quotes: (After ther clowns strike) Odd: I hate clowns!
Summary: XANA sends clowns to kill the gang.
Rumor: Odd reavels his greatest fear
Quotes: (After ther clowns strike) Odd: I hate clowns!
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by Narikii » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:06 pm
Episode: XANA Quits
Summary: XANA decides not to be evil anymore, and turns Lyoko into a banana. But Aelita eats Lyoko, and she gets stuck on the moon and can only be rescued by flying cheese!
Rumor: The flying cheese wants to date Aelita.
Quotes: XANA: I'm not going to be evil anymore.
Everyone: Yay!
XANA: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY!!!
Aelita: Oh, look, a banana! I'm going to eat it, because it's not like the banana is Lyoko, and it's not like if I eat it, I will get stuck on the moon and will only be able to be rescued by flying cheese...
XANA: I will turn Lyoko into something else! Abracadabra!
Ulrich: You turned it into a banana?
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Episode: Who Does Aelita Love-Jeremie, Odd, or the Flying Cheese?
Summary: Aelita doesn't know who she loves! An Aelita/Jeremie, Aelita/Odd, and Aelita/Flying Cheese episode! Why does Aelita love flying cheese? Why does this episode even exist? Why am I asking you all these questions? AAAAH!!!!!!
Rumor: The Flying Cheese's favorite song is 'Break Break Breakdance.'
Quotes: Aelita: I don't know who I love! It's so confusing! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!! What happened to her anyway? NO!!!!! I DON'T HAVE A MOMMY!!!!!
Aelita: I finally know who I love! It's...
Your TV: There is a storm warning for your area. Please stop watching Code Lyoko immediately and shout 'I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!'
Summary: XANA decides not to be evil anymore, and turns Lyoko into a banana. But Aelita eats Lyoko, and she gets stuck on the moon and can only be rescued by flying cheese!
Rumor: The flying cheese wants to date Aelita.
Quotes: XANA: I'm not going to be evil anymore.
Everyone: Yay!
XANA: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY!!!
Aelita: Oh, look, a banana! I'm going to eat it, because it's not like the banana is Lyoko, and it's not like if I eat it, I will get stuck on the moon and will only be able to be rescued by flying cheese...
XANA: I will turn Lyoko into something else! Abracadabra!
Ulrich: You turned it into a banana?
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Episode: Who Does Aelita Love-Jeremie, Odd, or the Flying Cheese?
Summary: Aelita doesn't know who she loves! An Aelita/Jeremie, Aelita/Odd, and Aelita/Flying Cheese episode! Why does Aelita love flying cheese? Why does this episode even exist? Why am I asking you all these questions? AAAAH!!!!!!
Rumor: The Flying Cheese's favorite song is 'Break Break Breakdance.'
Quotes: Aelita: I don't know who I love! It's so confusing! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!! What happened to her anyway? NO!!!!! I DON'T HAVE A MOMMY!!!!!
Aelita: I finally know who I love! It's...
Your TV: There is a storm warning for your area. Please stop watching Code Lyoko immediately and shout 'I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!'
by lyokowarriorteen20010 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:02 am
UGg have we gotten this desperate because code lyoko is off the air?
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by MY85 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:06 am
lyokowarriorboy2006 wrote:UGg have we gotten this desperate because code lyoko is off the air?
Have you seen the video with the Odd sheild blocking himself from a falling rock? It's on CL Discussion.
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Lani wrote:Eh, in the end, people (real or cartoon) are naked and having a good time. What's wrong with that?
by Zeakari » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:58 am
I should be shot for this...
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Episode: Sick
Summary: Odd gets horribly, horribly, horribly sick and the rest of the gang are miserable because of his whiny complaints about it. He wants to blame XANA, but the dumb thing hasn't even been attacking for the past while. In the end, Ulrich cracks and finally knocks him out with a mallet until he gets well again.
Rumor: They show Odd's butt just before he starts using the toilet.
Quotes/Dialogue: Ulrich: You've been in the bathroom for too long! *pounts door with fist* Get ou- ... OMIGOD!! WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!??!??
Odd: *from inside bathroom* SHUT UP!!
Ulrich: WHAT THE F*** HAVE YOU BEEN EATING!!?!?!
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Yeah... I deserve to be shot.
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Episode: Sick
Summary: Odd gets horribly, horribly, horribly sick and the rest of the gang are miserable because of his whiny complaints about it. He wants to blame XANA, but the dumb thing hasn't even been attacking for the past while. In the end, Ulrich cracks and finally knocks him out with a mallet until he gets well again.
Rumor: They show Odd's butt just before he starts using the toilet.
Quotes/Dialogue: Ulrich: You've been in the bathroom for too long! *pounts door with fist* Get ou- ... OMIGOD!! WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!??!??
Odd: *from inside bathroom* SHUT UP!!
Ulrich: WHAT THE F*** HAVE YOU BEEN EATING!!?!?!
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Yeah... I deserve to be shot.
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by lyokowarriorteen20010 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:51 am
No let me go check that out..RoDrInCuBuS wrote:lyokowarriorboy2006 wrote:UGg have we gotten this desperate because code lyoko is off the air?
Have you seen the video with the Odd sheild blocking himself from a falling rock? It's on CL Discussion.
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