If Lyoko Freak had a channel

[Jeremified offline]

It's very simple.

12 AM - 6:00: Paid Programming
6:00 - 8:00: Code Lyoko
8:00 - 9:00: Subdigitals videos
9:30 - 12:00 PM: Paid Programming
12 PM- 2:30: Code Lyoko
2:30 - 3:00: [Monday:Pet Alien | Tuesday:The Invisible Man | Wednesday:Casper | Thursday:Tootluff | Friday:Fantastic Four | Weekend:Code Lyoko]
3:00 - 4:00: Subdigitals videos (If 8:00-9:00 was French, this one's English, and v.v.)
4:00 - 8:00: Code Lyoko
8:00 - 9:00: Mystery Show :O
9:00 - 12 AM: Paid Programming

9:00 PM - 6:00 AM seems more fitting for a BKO block. Especially a Caption This! show or three.

I'm talking about REAL shows. Not fan-made stuff like Caption This.

[Kamekai offline]

But we aren't. ;P

[SilverPrince offline]

23 Full biographies of all the weird Freaks at Lyoko Freak.

Born on April 22nd 15 years ago, the person who would one day become Lyoko422 grew up in modest beginnings in a small house in a small town in southern Michigan. To be more exact, a double-wide trailer. That's right. Lyoko422 is trailer trash. He was the youngest out of three children, he had a sister and a brother. After some years, Mr. and Mrs. Lyoko422 got a divorce, and Mr. 422 moved out. Some time later, Lyoko422's sister moved out after dropping out of high school with two weeks left before graduation.

And so, it was just Lyoko422, his mother, and his delinquent older brother. However, once Lyoko422 was eight, 422's mother got remarried and they moved to an actual house in a bigger city. It was not Detroit. Contrary to popular belief, there's more to Michigan than lakes and Detroit. Later, Lyoko422's delinquent brother was... er... removed from the house. So it was just Lyoko422, his mother and his ex-Marine, half-deaf stepfather, who suprisingly wasn't a gung-ho blowhard and was actually a pretty nice guy.

A few years into Lyoko422's middle school career, he was flipping through channels and discovered a show with a bunch of kids with freaking hge forheads fighting monsters. That day would change his life forever. For the next few years, he watched the show, learning all the names and characters and eventually found a website with forums about it. 422 found "TV.com" and joined and was a total annoying n00b. We all were once. He annoyed most people with a spammy, stupid slpit-personality bit, and especially taunted a girl named AnaiuHakiu. This girl, AH, used that name because her other acount had been banned. That banned account's name? AngelBolt. After a while, Lyoko422 (known as Lyoko_fan there) left and forgot about TV.com

After a few years, Lyoko422 discovered Lyokofreak.net. He was again intrigued and decided to join. He decided to call himself "Lyoko422", 422 from his birthday and Lyoko from "Lyoko_fan". Imagine his surprise as he found a hyper, shovel-laden girl named AngelBolt. He was quiet at first, sticking mainly to games, and after a while left to pursue other interests. Months passed and Lyoko422 was forgotten.

However, he returned and began to post anew, shortly after Lyoko Freak's host swtiched, and grew in recognition. Known especially in BKO, Lyoko422 became a semi-important member of the Lyokofreak community. He is known today for:
1.) ZOMG A HOT SHOWER IS A RIPOFF!!11oneeleventwelve
2.) Never finishing writing projects.
3.) His critically-acclaimed writing series Ex Libris Lyoko, fabricated backstories for the Code: Lyoko characters, still in progress. This earned him the nickname "The Biographer", which he just made up right now.

And that is the biography of Benjamin "Lyoko422" [Surname Censored], Lyoko Freak's favorite biographer. Tune in tommorow as we profile yet another of Lyoko Freak's Freaks!

COMING UP NEXT ON CHANNEL LYOKO FREAK:
27. TV shopping with Sissi
28. Informercials with Herve: "'Pimples-B-gone' really works!"
(That's to keep it on topic)

[Kamekai offline]

Come on, Teebs! You gotta voice this one! xD

Dude, if I wish I could find the time (patience) to make an autobiography! Dude, you are the God™ of Biography!














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[G-Force offline]

Don't forget about your weekly movie specials featuring titles from the Dr. Sharnk series or maybe Paco at the Disco.

I'm up for a channel devoted to Kadic competitions such as skateboard tournaments and robot match ups. Hmmm, perhaps a Kadic-wide dance off wouldn't be too far off *ponders*