Sound Sophisticated!

[Tom Bone offline]

Not much of a game.

Just say a normal everyday sentence with words that people wouldn't normally use. (Say the normal sentence first)

That would be: Simply utter an in vogue statement acompanied by units of language that we homosapiens wouldn't typically put into use.

[Darkborn offline]

No, watch out for that speeding automobile!


Your Coccyx(tailbone) seems to have been moved at a .31312312 millimeter to the left side of your body cavity!

[Reesane offline]

My project eploded becuase of a fire.

The proto type, that created my myself, underwent a spontainuse raped disasebly after an uncontroled thermal event.

[Carth]

Return to the past now!

Make haste backwards into another time!

Not that we'd ever say the first sentence in normal conversation anyway...

[Tom Bone offline]

I have to go to the doctor

Hark! I must apply thineself in venturing to the general practitioner!

[Sithking Zero offline]

I was merely attempting to say that the organic entity of which you seek has disappered from the current temporal-spatial coordinates of 584.3894 GH, and has moved through a dimensional flux to another reality.

I'm trying to say that the guy you're looking for isn't here anymore, because he went to another dimension!

[LadyLucy offline]

Dude, where's my car?! (no, I have never seen the movie, nor do I wish to. This is just the first thing that came to mind....)
My good sir, has thouwist any knowleage of where apon I could locoate my electric vehicle?

[Lani offline]

Get off my ship.

Please, and I ask politely, that you do indeed remove your being from the vicinity of my vehicle which floats upon Dihydrogen monoxide.

[Sithking Zero offline]

What the Hell's going on?

Dear me, what exactly in the name of the afterlife for unrepentant sinners is going on?

[Carth]

Corn is good for the soul.

Yellow elliptical vegetables are my choice delicacy for the happiness of my inner self.

[Stonecreek]

Someone spiked my eggnog!

I do believe some dastardly, nefarious someone other than I is repsonsible for discreetly placing a foriegn susbstance that may cause me to suffer temporary bodily harm in my holiday thirst quencher.

[Sithking Zero offline]

CRAP! My head's on fire!

Oh, curses! My cranium, folicles, and all manner of organs and bones located above my shoulders seem to have spontaniously combusted!

[Darkborn offline]

There's a Fly in my soup.

Dear lord! There is a disgusting flying germ covered waste decomposer on the tip top layer of my warm liquid that has substances in it!

[Tekirai offline]

Your story is so bad I read it to my blender and it decomposed.

I dare say, your piece of literacy has displeased me so. To the brink of causing my personal food obliterator to obliterate into oblivion merely by viewing it!

lolz alliteration *point point*

[Tom Bone offline]

There's a Fly in my soup.

^
Corpse Bride-riffic!
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I'm on top of a mountain.

I daresay, I've trudged up the angular slant of the side of a landmass jutting out of the Earth's crust and I am now at the vertex where both angular slants meet!

[matsumo itsu offline]

my brain hurts.

my mind is comiing with imense pain.

[HYDEfangirl offline]

Get out of my car!

Please exit my transportation that is on wheels.

[Tom Bone offline]

I hate you!

I intnesely dislike your person

[HaloFan136 offline]

Halo is the best game ever!

A game with the title of "Halo" is the most enjoyable entertainment I have ever encountered!

[HYDEfangirl offline]

I love Kingdom Hearts

I very much adore playing this game because the plot is very cool.

[YDV offline]

I like the fair.

The social event typically held at the county level with entertaining attractions such as ferris wheels, machines that rotate humans in a circular motion which causes them much diversion, and is generallly inhabited by 'carnies' or the equivelant of 'circus freaks' who are the people who run shows held inside large colorful tent-like structures, is enjoyed, preferred, or pleasurable by and to me.

[Darkborn offline]

Rofl, YDV. THAT was good.

Um..

My spoon is too big!

It seems as though my miniature ladel utencil that can be also left to dangle on my nose, is out of porportion with my head.

[Exploder offline]

This computer is a piece of crap!

I say, this undeniably outdated technical masterpiece containing large monetary value components that translate binary code into a viable dialect for understanding by the species Homo Sapien, has abruptly and incredibly stumbled upon an incalculable numeric value, thus causing said inanimate object to malfunction and display characteristics relating to bodily waste excreted by all forms of life.

[Mewberries151]

Rofl, YDV. THAT was good.

Um..

My spoon is too big!

It seems as though my miniature ladel utencil that can be also left to dangle on my nose, is out of porportion with my head.

Holy cow! Are you a Don Hertzfeldt fan? ^.^

*snickers*

"I'd rather not talk about it"

I would be very much disinclined to discuss the impending topic.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

I want to take a warm shower.

The person who is called Lyoko is Cool on the "World Wide Web" portion of the name given to the massive number of networked computers which make up the "Internet" would be pleased to undress and step into streams of water that are not cold and border on being defined hot although not in the attractive sense and block view of said persons body and then wet a small cloth called a washcloth with a cleaning substance called "soap" and then rub said cloth all over said person's body and afterwards let the aforementioned water fall back onto said person's body and with it carry the residue left over from the aforementioned person's rubbing of the washcloth over said person's body and after said person does so said person lets the aforementioned water fall onto said person's hair and in the process wetting it and said person will take another cleaning substance currently defined as "shampoo" and after doing such process does the aforementioned process of "rinsing" occur to his hair and afterwards do the process to "drying off" which will be deined in a later paragraph.

I've just wasted about 15 minutes of my life...