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1,000 things to do with a crashed Mac
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by Jazzy Josh » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:31 pm
257) Have fun with a microwave
258) Take out all of the inside, make a hole in the bottom, and put plastic where the screen was. (My Teacher did this with a TV)
258) Take out all of the inside, make a hole in the bottom, and put plastic where the screen was. (My Teacher did this with a TV)
by Jeremified » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:03 pm
261. Submit it to "The World's Worst Computers" TV show.
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by Skysong » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:13 pm
262. Put it in the way of a band marching. Nobody will notice it.
263. Practice the drums on it!
264. Declare open season.
265. Two words: staple madness.
263. Practice the drums on it!
264. Declare open season.
265. Two words: staple madness.
Mistress of madness and all that jazz. FFN account DA account
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Sithking Zero » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:16 pm
266) Nail gun.
267) Gattling Gun
268) Battleship Cannon
269) Give it to my school. They hoard all of them.
270) TNT.
267) Gattling Gun
268) Battleship Cannon
269) Give it to my school. They hoard all of them.
270) TNT.
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ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
by Colinahscopy » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:16 pm
271) push it off a waterfall (i.e. niagra falls)
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by JeremieCompNerd » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:46 pm
271. Fill with jet fuel, and plug it into a shorted fuse.... Turn on the box, and watch it blow.
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by Colinahscopy » Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:09 pm
272. Give it to Bill Gates
273. Use it to destroy something.
273. Use it to destroy something.
Colin K.
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by Malkmusian » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:42 pm
274. Turn it into an iPod.
275. Let Jeremy fix it.
275. Let Jeremy fix it.
The creator, Carth, had never experienced autism until she read my story.
Sorry I was gone.
by Carth » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:28 am
277. Take it out in public, and pretend to use it. A Mac is stylish, crashed or not.
by Yumi Ulrich » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:43 am
279. Take it outside with a blow torch and melt it!
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by Sithking Zero » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:15 am
Beat that Mac guy (from the commercials) to death with it.
Then rub it in his stupid face.
Then rub it in his stupid face.
Sig by Carth.
ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
by JesusFreak » Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:06 pm
281. Use it for spare parts for your Death Star.
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by JesusFreak » Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:51 pm
284. use the screen as a window for your little red wagon
285. Throw at Ralph Nader. Because you can.
286. use teh keys in the keyboard to throw at Garden Gnomes.
287. Use to assemble a robo-garden gnome
288. Use to house centipedes.
289. Use as a distraction against woodchucks
290. Poke with a stick
291. Fix the dang computer
292. reinstall Windows.
293. Give to Magcyver so he can create a plasma cannon
294. Stare at it.
295. set on fire in the middle of your yard.
285. Throw at Ralph Nader. Because you can.
286. use teh keys in the keyboard to throw at Garden Gnomes.
287. Use to assemble a robo-garden gnome
288. Use to house centipedes.
289. Use as a distraction against woodchucks
290. Poke with a stick
291. Fix the dang computer
292. reinstall Windows.
293. Give to Magcyver so he can create a plasma cannon
294. Stare at it.
295. set on fire in the middle of your yard.
Avvy by Tangent, as well as the button
by Malkmusian » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:30 pm
298. Melt the Russian in Cube Zero with it.
299. Make it cook crap and tell time.
300. Watch "The Wizard of Oz" and listen to Dark Side of the Moon with it.
301. Throw it into Sparta's pit.
302. Make it see Date Movie.
303. Throw it on the dark side of the moon.
304. Try to make it have wi-fi in the hotel room in "Tomorrow" by Silverchair. (No bathroom, no sink, water has lots of stuff in it and tastes bad.)
305. Take away the trash bin on its hard drive.
306. Hit it upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.
307. Make it dance the Macalana from Zoey 101 and tell its secret that it is the kid on the Coppertone bottle.
299. Make it cook crap and tell time.
300. Watch "The Wizard of Oz" and listen to Dark Side of the Moon with it.
301. Throw it into Sparta's pit.
302. Make it see Date Movie.
303. Throw it on the dark side of the moon.
304. Try to make it have wi-fi in the hotel room in "Tomorrow" by Silverchair. (No bathroom, no sink, water has lots of stuff in it and tastes bad.)
305. Take away the trash bin on its hard drive.
306. Hit it upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.
307. Make it dance the Macalana from Zoey 101 and tell its secret that it is the kid on the Coppertone bottle.
The creator, Carth, had never experienced autism until she read my story.
Sorry I was gone.
by JesusFreak » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:33 pm
Malky wrote:298. Melt the Russian in Cube Zero with it.
299. Make it cook crap and tell time.
300. Watch "The Wizard of Oz" and listen to Dark Side of the Moon with it.
301. Throw it into Sparta's pit.
302. Make it see Date Movie.
303. Throw it on the dark side of the moon.
304. Try to make it have wi-fi in the hotel room in "Tomorrow" by Silverchair. (No bathroom, no sink, water has lots of stuff in it and tastes bad.)
305. Take away the trash bin on its hard drive.
306. Hit it upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.
307. Make it dance the Macalana from Zoey 101 and tell its secret that it is the kid on the Coppertone bottle.
you do know its a crashed computer, right?
Uh...
308. Smite Badgers with it! SMITE SMITE SMITE!
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by Colinahscopy » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:22 pm
309] Give it to a poor child.
310] Shoot it with a paintball gun.
311] Use it as target practice.
310] Shoot it with a paintball gun.
311] Use it as target practice.
Colin K.
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RE:101 Things To do to a crashed mac.
by jeremey56 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:16 pm
312. Let Xana try to conquere it.
313. try to connect it to the web.
314. use it as an ATM.
313. try to connect it to the web.
314. use it as an ATM.
Give sadness now a Code Smile! Bringing a miracle, a Code Wing! Everyone carries a small supercomputer inside!
I won't give up! To tomorrow, a Lyoko Yell! For sure! I will catch it, the Lyoko Star! Let this vow sound throughout the virtual galaxy!
I won't give up! To tomorrow, a Lyoko Yell! For sure! I will catch it, the Lyoko Star! Let this vow sound throughout the virtual galaxy!
by Malkmusian » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:12 am
315. Lammy can fix it, just as long as she can have a reference to gambling or Harrah's Cherokee Casino and Hotel...I'd like to see her fix something while thinking she's playing "Ella Guru".
The creator, Carth, had never experienced autism until she read my story.
Sorry I was gone.
by ninja_ulrich » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:12 am
316: Poke it.
317: poke it twice.
318: shove it
319: abuse it
320: laugh at it
321: compare it to better things than it, then laugh
322: Build a toaster out of it.
323: feed it to the evil washing machine
Thats all i got.
317: poke it twice.
318: shove it
319: abuse it
320: laugh at it
321: compare it to better things than it, then laugh
322: Build a toaster out of it.
323: feed it to the evil washing machine
Thats all i got.
I'm on the beach with some Krabes
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