BLOOPERS!

[Skysong offline]

Jeremie: Hey! Now I can get an answer to something! Ulrich Picard!

Ulrich: Yes, Lieutenant Ethnic? (See Trek Trek- bizarre little animation.)

Jeremie: If you're French... why do you have a British accent?!

Ulrich: *groans*

Odd: ...Is the beard permanent?

Yumi: *growls* Urge... to kill... RISING...

[TL.]

During Cold War:

*Odd is heading for the factory*
Odd: Think about warm things Odd! TV! Soda! Heatwave! Fireplace!
*Dennis Quaid from the day aftertomorrow walks by*
Quaid: Damn! Gone too far!

[Skysong offline]

*After Contact*

Jeremie: *looks around* Ok, Sissi's gone... now let's play her recordings backwards and see what we get!

*The Lyoko gang grins and leans toward the supercomputer*

Sissi: *garbled speech... until...* Oh, I am a material girl! *etc. etc.*

Jeremie: ...What a ripoff.

Ulrich: Who here is NOT surprised?

*Everyone raises their hands.*

Sissi: *walks in* What're you guys all doing?

*Crickets*

Sissi: What?

[michaeldim offline]

Also from above sene:

*Jeremy plays back the coded speech*

Speech: *gibberish* This Is a- This is a test of the Emergancy Alert System. *more gibberish* If thi- If this were a real em- real emrgancy *a little more gibberish* This would have been foll- followed by inst- instructions.

[Reesane offline]

In any ep.

The gang enters the consol (sp) room to find a sticky note that says:

Gone on vacation, be back in one week- XANA

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Ulrich's Voice Mail message:
Ulrich: Hi there! You've reached Ulrich, leave a beep after the message!
Odd: beep.

Okay, this doesn't count. But this is a bad spoof off of how I answer the phone.
Kie: Yellow?
Odd: Purple?
Angel: Green?
Ulrich: No, I'm gren.
Jeremie: I thought I was green!
Aelita: No, you're blue.
Yumi: So, what are you?
Aelita: I'm pink!
Yumi: So what am I?
Odd: BLACK!
Kie: WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?

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Jeremie: Marty! Marty! We have to go back! Back to the future!
Ulrich: Wait! Doc....Marty?
Jeremie: sorry, i just finished watching "Back to the future" with Aelita.
Ulrich: well, did she like it?
Aelita: (going crazy) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Jeremie: HOLD STILL WOMAN! (give Aelita a Tranquilizer)
Aelita: ahhhhhh(falls down on the ground)

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

HA! It's a TARA scene all over again!

Odd:* Being strangled by a possessed Jim*
*Taps too fingers on arm, makes "Present gviging motion*
Aelita: OOH! I love charades!
*Um... Seda.. seda...
Ulrich: Sedagive!
Odd: Slaps head and groans*
Jeremie: Seda... sedative!

*Halloween episode*
*Wolf Howls*
Aelita: Werewolf...
Jeremie: Werewolf?
Odd: There.
Jeremie: What?
Odd: There wolf, there castle.
Jeremie: Why are you taling like that?
Odd: I thought you wanted to!
Jeremie: I don't want to!
Odd: Suit yourself then...

Yeah, I love Young Frankenstein.

[YDV offline]

The gang is hanging out in Jeremie's room cuz that's what all the cool kids do, and suddenly Aelita walks into the room stark naked.

Aelita: Hey guys!

Everyone: WTF MATE^^?!

Jeremie: Uh.. Aelita..

Aelita: What? I joined Kadic's Nudist Club. *sits down on the bed next to Jeremie. Jeremie turns as red as a tomato and faints*

Ulrich: We have a Nudist Club?!

Aelita: Yeah, silly! What else do you think those rooms with all the water and naked people in them are for?

Odd: Um... I think you take showers in them.

Aelita: ...Oh.

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Aelita's playing with her Mr. Puck doll. Seconds later, it looks up at her. ((Unbeknownst to her, it was possessed by Jeremie. The gang is huddled around the console in the Factory, giggling insanely at their practical joke))

Aelita: AHH!!

Mr. Puck doll: Hiya, Aelita!

Aelita: Uh... hello, Mr. Puck.

Mr. Puck: Wanna go for a ride?

Aelita: Uh.. Sure.

Mr. Puck: Okay, hop in!!

Aelita and Mr. Puck are magically transported to a land of toy cars, bright colors, and dancing bunnies.

Mr. Puck: I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie Worlddd! Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

Aelita: Um?! You're Mr. Puck. And you're not plastic!

Mr. Puck: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhereee!

Aelita: Ew! Well, if you were a Jeremie doll...

Mr. Puck transforms into a Jeremie doll.

Aelita:

Jeremie-Puck: Imagination, life is your creation!!

Aelita: Come on, Jeremie, let's go party. WTF DID I JUST SAY?!

Jeremie-Puck: Ah, ah, ahh yeah! *dances*

Aelita: Why are you dancing?! Jeremie can't dance!!

((In the lab.. Jeremie: Hey!! Ulrich and Odd bust up laughing ))

Jeremie-Puck: I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make me talk, I'm your dollie!

Aelita: You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky. ..HANKY PANKY?!?

Jeremie-Puck: You can touch, you can play
if you say I'm always yours, oohoh! *starts strip-dancing*

((In the lab..
Yumi: Okay, this is getting weird. o.O
Jeremie: Yeah, you're right. Um. Oh, CRAP!
Yumi: What?
Jeremie: I.. I don't know how to stop it!
Odd: Oh no, poor Aelita!))

And so, Aelita was forced to play the role of Ken for 12 hours until Jeremie finally decided to solve the problem by assaulting the supercomputer with a croquet mallet. The End.

[MY85 offline]

What the f**k? That was really crazy, YDV...

[YDV offline]

Yeah I know.. bad things happen when I'm hyper at 11 o'clock at night.. lol

[Exploder offline]

Wow, that was REALLY random.

*at factory*
Jeremy: Okay, guys, the tower is directly north of where you are. I'm virtualizing the vehicles...
Odd: Break Break Breakdance! Break Break Breakdance! Break Break Breakdance here we go!
Ulrich: NO!!! Not the horrible voices inside my head! AGGHH!!! They're invading my brain! NO!!! They're controlling my thought processes!!!
Aelita and Yumi: WTF?!?!?!?
Ulrich: I LOVE YOU YUMI!!!
Yumi:
Ulrich: Crap! Did I just say that?
Yumi: I love you too!
William: (appears) NO SHE"S MINE!!!
Ulrich: Mine!
William: Mine!
Me: (appears out of nowhere) MINE!!! *grabs and runs away*
Ulrich:
William:

Yes, the above is a caffine-fueled fanboy spasm.

[Chad Rains offline]

I just had to do this one being a J/A fan and all (*hint* *hint*)

Everyone but Jeremie and Aelita are in front of the school ready to enter the building.

Ulrich: "Where are Jeremie and Aelita? They're never late for class."
Odd: "Let's check Jeremie's room and see if he is there."
Yumi: "Ill check Aelita's room as well."

Odd and Ulrich open up Jeremie's door to find his room empty. Yumi opens Aelita's door to find it empty as well. They soon meet outside the dorms again.

Yumi: "I checked Aelita's room, she wasnt there.
Ulrich: "Jeremie wasnt in his room either."
Odd: "Do you think they could be at the factory?"
Yumi: "I dont see why, but thats the only other logical place. Lets go check it out."

Back at the factory, the threee arrive in the control room. The room is empty, but the computer has apparently been activated so Jeremie was here. Yumi climbs into the computer chair to see what Jeremie was working on.

Yumi: "Thats weird. Jeremie activated Aelita's materialization program, but stopped it halfway. Wonder why he did that? Ill try stopping it."

After a few keystrokes, the virtualization process has reversed itself

Yumi: "Lets get to the scanner room. Maybe Jeremie is down there as well."

The three arrive in the scanner room. the 2 scanners near the elevator are open, but the one in the back of the room is still closed.

Yumi: "Jeremie?! Aelita?!"

Then they hear some noises coming from the 3rd scanner. Ulrich walks over and proceeds to try and force the scanner open. He finally gets it open and inside the scanner we find Aelita and Jeremie making out.

Yumi, Ulrich, & Odd:


P.S. Id kill if someone could draw that for me.

[Reesane offline]

In Franz Hopper:

The gang enters the control room to find no one there.
J: This isn’t supposed to happen
O: Look! Another sticky note.
Y: Don’t tell me XANA is on vacation again.
J: It says “at psychologist, be back in 4 hours, XANA.â€

[TL.]

Jeremie: Marty! Marty! We have to go back! Back to the future!
Ulrich: Wait! Doc....Marty?
Jeremie: sorry, i just finished watching "Back to the future" with Aelita.
Ulrich: well, did she like it?
Aelita: (going crazy) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Jeremie: HOLD STILL WOMAN! (give Aelita a Tranquilizer)
Aelita: ahhhhhh(falls down on the ground)

Jeremie: Return to the past now!
*The sphere of light comes and goes. The gang observe their surroundings*
Odd: Jeremie? Why are we in Hill Valley? 1885?
Jeremie: Must be a bug in the…
Yumi and Aelita: Jeremie you idiot! You got us trapped in era without Women rights!

[Skysong offline]

Yumi: *looks around, sees no one, pulls out a picture of Ulrich* Oh, Ulrich, I LOOOOVE you! *begins to make out with it*

Odd: *hiding with camera in the rafters* HA!

Yumi: ...Who's there?!

Odd: ...RUN AWAAAAAY!

Yumi:

William: *glances at her and has a heart attack*

Jeremie: *inspects him* He died of Yumi being too hot.

Ulrich: What a heavenly way to die.

*Everyone else glances at him, and subtly takes one biiig step backwards. Yes, even William.*

[YDV offline]

Haha!!

Yumi: Um.. you know I'm right here, right Ulrich?
Ulrich: *puts knife down* ...Oh. Uh. Heh heh. Do you like my erm.. You.. Shrine?
Yumi: Actually, no. I think it's creepy. In fact, I think I'll ask Jeremie to bring William back to life using the scanners and vDNA packets and ZPE and exertanium or whatever.
Jeremie: But--
Yumi: SHUT UP!! *smacks him, runs away crying*

[Skysong offline]

Ulrich: Ok, let me try this again...

The Others: No-

Ulrich: WITH EMILY! *He points to a previously dark and shadowy corner, where Emily is tied up and gagged and looks otherwise pathetic.*

The Others: Oh, ok.

Emily: *franting mumbling*

Ulrich: Now where did my knife go?

Emily: *begins to edge across the ground like a caterpillar*

Yumi: *to Ulrich* But then who am I supposed to sacrifice to bring William back to life? Equivalent exchange and all that.

Odd: *facepalm*

Jeremie: First MJ, then Avatar, now Full Metal. WHERE DOES IT *END*?!

Emily: *muffled* FREEDOM!

[Chad Rains offline]

not even a small giggle from the J/A fans for my blooper? or was it too "fanficcy"? in hindsight, it does seem to be closer to a fanfic excerpt than your standard blooper

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

You're the one who'd likk for that pic, right?
How about an early christmas gift?
it'll be done in about a week. Hopefully.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

*Puts forehead in hand*
Oh. gaad...
You had to put that in my mind...

[Chad Rains offline]

HAHA!!