BLOOPERS!

[Reesane offline]

J: Well, this sucks.
A: What's wrong?
J: As it turns out, XANA has been making vidos of us and selling them to an alternet(sp) reality.

[Skysong offline]

*some random morning*

Ulrich: *yawns* Odd, get up... *looks over at Odd's bed* ARGH!

Odd: *snorts* ...Woh?

Ulrich: JEREMIE!!!

Jeremie: *uses his Mad Track Skillz (we ALL know about them, right? ) to zoom into the room* What, what?!

Ulrich: *huddling beneath the bedcovers, points at Odd* Did you mess up the materialization program again?

Jeremie: *glances at Odd* What?

Ulrich: Odd's... A GIRL!

*Odd emerges from his bed with his hair down*

Odd: God, Ulrich. You've shared a room with me for two seasons and you've never seen me with my hair down?!

Director: This blooper brought to you by our budget- or LACK of it, that is. *to Odd, a la Soup Nazi* NO HAIR GEL FOR YOU!

Odd: Suuure, just yank away the bish factor.

[Darkborn offline]

LOL I knew Odd was a girl! lol j/k *Don't kill me Odd fans*

[Carth]

None of mine can be as good as these!

Cause mine are horrible!

(Jeremie is sleeping, in some scene. As he wakes up, he realizes Aelita is sleeping next to him (clothed, you sickos!)
Jeremie: HYAAAAAAAAA! AELITA? WHAT THE (BKO) ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
Aelita: I had a bad dream...so I came to your room...you make everything better, Jeremie. (She hugs him close to her)
Jeremie: Phoo...yeh...
Director: CUT! TV-Y7 won't allow that stuff, even if it's innocent! Why are we even refilming this? We use the same scene of Jer waking up all the time!
Jeremie: I kinda...shredded it...with a chainsaw...

I'll be glad to draw the makeout pic. Just a little thing to make up for the fact that my bloopers are no good.

[Darkborn offline]

Actually i liked that blooper. Aelita should do that!

[Skysong offline]

Heeey, we're nice people here... unless you really do suck, in which we would take Jeremie's chainsaw AND STAB YOU TO RIBBONS! *mwahahahah*

Director: Now, Aelita, in this scene, the Roachster comes at you. You scream, and there is an Ominous Fade to Black. Remember, you have to let it come close enough to make it LOOK like you died... again.

Aelita: *squares herself* Ok, I'm ready.

*Roachster rushes her*

Aelita: KYA! *flips the Roachster over her hip and into the digital seaOd*

Director: CUT!

Aelita: ...Sorry! I just couldn't put up with hiding who I am again!

Director: *facepalms* I don't care HOW many times you appeared on the cover of Soldier of Fortune, Aelita, but in this show you are a SISSY GIRL who very rarely shows the ability to take care of herself.

Sissi: HEY!

Director: *BKO word... several of them*

[Darkborn offline]

Jeremie: Xana's won! he's gotten into the real world
* Xana's specter comes to the gang and takes a form of a kid*
Xana: Hey guys thanks! It was really getting boring in there, and sorry for all of the trouble i caused. I couldn't talk to you personally because well, I was in lyoko.
Odd: Yea..but you could possess people and they could talk..
Xana: Well...um...yea..So whatcha wanna do?

[Skysong offline]

*Everyone stares at XANA a moment.*

Yumi: *hissing whisper* This isn't in the script...

Odd: I know what we could do...

Ulrich: Please don't say it.

Odd: We could...

Ulrich: I'm BEGGING you, Odd.

Odd: BREAK BREAK BREAKDANCE!

[*Star* Gazer offline]

Sorry- (I didn't want to double post.)

This is a Blooper my sis made (she doesn't really come here at all so I wondered why she registered) This is from Season 2 when it was 3 months away from it
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When I get in front of that studio the first thing their gonna see is this-


Me::kya: Bring em to the TV. (Gets a giant can of bomb spray)

Director: Uhhhh..........

Yumi: Who is that?

Odd: Dunno but she's armed with-

Director: Duck!!!!!!

Jeremy: What Duck?

Me: (sprays)

*BOOM!!!!!*

Me: Hows that for spraying!!!!


This was brought to you by-

Bomb Spray- Guaranteed to blow up a studio!

Results may Vary.

[Keoro offline]

*right when Aelita is about to pop up on the comp and say "XANA's activated a tower!"*
XANA: *pops up instead, looking like a certain cyborg*
Jeremy: It's you!
XANA: How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Jeremy: What you say!?
XANA: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha.
Ulrich, Odd, Yumi:

*during virtualization after vehicle completion, instead of "transfer, scanner, virtualization"*
Jeremy: Take off every zig!
Jeremy: You know what you doing!
Jeremy: Move zig for great justice!
*the team is virtualized in a space zone with those giant ships, laid out somewhat like a Sonic level*
Ulrich: Looks like we're going to need vehicles, wherever this place is...
Jeremy: I'm on it.
*Zigs appear instead of the usual vehicles*
Ulrich: What are these things?
Jeremy: The normal vehicles won't virtualize for some reason... And besides, it looks like those have built-in weapons...
*a ton of turrets pop up on the ship they're standing on, aimed at the team*
All: Ah *bleep*

[Skysong offline]

*One of those situations where Odd is the only one left to defend Aelita*

Odd: Aelita! Run for it! We're almost to the tower!

*Evil laughter booms out of the sky*

Odd and Aelita: WTF?! *look around*

*One of those ghost XANA things appears*

XANA thingy: You shall not pass! For I have a new weapon! THE WEASEL BALL OF DOOM!

*One of those balls with a weasel on top of it rolls past*

Odd: *makes a strange chattering noise and gets down on all fours; he wiggles his tail and then pounces at it*

XANA: HA! And now that your champion is defeated... GO MY KRABS GO!

Aelita: ...I am SO screwed.

*This blooper brought to you by Toddfan of FFN*

[LoVeIsBeAuTiFuL offline]

[Darkborn offline]

Odd: *makes a strange chattering noise and gets down on all fours; he wiggles his tail and then pounces at it*

My cat does that to birds everyday lol

* During the episode Laughing Fit *
(Xana's gas comes up behind odd during the play rehersal)
Odd: Wahahaha...Waaaaaaaaa
Director: Cut! Odd! why are you crying?!
Odd: I have no clue!
Director: Xana, what gas did you possess?
Xana:....tear..gas?
Director: It's supposed to be laughing gas! hence the name of the Episode.
Xana: My bad.
Director: Take two

(Xana's gas comes up behind Odd again)
Odd:.......
Director: Cut! Odd why arn't you laughing!
Odd:(in a high pitched voice) No clue....what the heck?
Xana: My bad again! I got confused between Helium and Laughing gas.

Director: Ok one last time! Action!
Odd:*plays music then stops* What the hell? Sissi why did play the toochie trumpet?
Sissi: huh? *sniffs* Arrg Odd! *throws shoe at him*
Odd: It was most definently not me!
Sissi: Then what smells like rotten eggs?!
Director:....Xana?
Xana: Ya?
Director: what gas did you possess?
Xana: Sulfur gas, why?
Director: Get off the stage and pack up, you're fired.

[LoVeIsBeAuTiFuL offline]

this one for all the furby lovers

kid-HEY FURBY!

furby-What you <bleeps> want

kid-furby you cursed

furby-you <bleep> I did you got a problem huh you do I can take all you I ain't scared

kid-Mommy!

furby-you better got to you mama's

Me-Furby buy don't ask question just do it or we sending this to your house GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Skysong offline]

XANA'S NEW JOBS...

*we see a floating gas thingy on the side of a road, holding up a sign that says "Will take pants off for a muffin"*

William: *riding by in those midget cars from that one episode... yes I *am* always this specific, stops* ...You're not wearing pants.

XANA: *in voice strangely reminiscent of Darth Vader mixed with a hamster* I just wanted to see if anyone would stop.

William: ...

XANA: Aren't you dead?

William: Yumi brought me back to life by sacrificing Tamiya to the god of unholy death and stuff like that.

XANA: ...Hmm... *chinstroke*

TEN MINUTES LATER...

*same floating gas thingy, sitting behind a booth on the side of the road*

XANA: Assassin for hire! Oh, yeah, this is my calling!

BACK WITH THE GROUP...

*The whole set is grouped around a TV, watching the ghost thing*

Odd: Can I kill him yet?

Director: Just five more minutes. This is ratings GOLD.

[Reesane offline]

Xana's Kiss

Sissi and Co. are standing around. Polymorph Jeremie walks up and kisses Herb....

[DeadViolet offline]

Xana's Kiss

Sissi and Co. are standing around. Polymorph Jeremie walks up and kisses Herb....

YAOI!!!!! *runs* how do you prononce "yaoi"?

[Reesane offline]

That's a word?!!

The Key:

XANA : I'm Free! I'm Free! I'm... board(sp)?

[DeadViolet offline]

That's a word?!!

yep. its japanese for guy/guy romace, like:

odd/ulrich
jeremy/herb
brandon/nick

i dont like yaoi!!! me straight!!!!!

[Carth]

Same heyaa, yo!

The Key:

When Aelita's memory is restored by Franz, instead of seeing her past, she sees the XANA symbol in the shower, with a scrub brush and rubber duckey.

XANA: I'm HAAAAAAPY again!

Aelita: Uhh....

XANA: HEY!

Franz: Ooops...sorry...

The Lyoko gang, which is shown the footage, falls over laughing.

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Yay! Preview for my fic!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

*Missing link, end of show*
Ulrich: Yumi!
*Rushes over to unconcious Yumi*
Aelita: Don't worry Ulrich, She's with us.
Angel: Yeah. She's dead, but she's here.
Odd: What are you doing here?"
Angel: Eh... BEWARE! *Runs into wall, then remembers to phase through*

Odd: So mabey we should teach these girls a thing or two!
Yumi: Jeremie, do I really have to listen to this?
Jeremie: Sorry Yumi. You can pick your friends,
Aelita: You can pick your nose!
Angel: *Comes out of nowhere* But you can't eat your boogers!
*Stares*
Angel: What, isn't that the line?

Hiroki: Yah Ulrich! *Runs off deck*
Ulrich: Hiroki, NO!
Krabe: *Missies Ulrich, throws him off, and looks around* Pirogue, where? I NEED FOOD!

*These are a little more different. I'm just throwing in some of my charachters for name purposes. they do not depict anyone in the actual series.*

*Odd and Cleo are sitting on the back of a bench. Some Older guy comes up*
Guy: Hey! You! The girl with the weird clothes!
Cleo: Yeah? What do you want?
Guy: Not you, the girl next to you! *Points to Odd*
Odd: What? Cleo, What's so funny?
Cleo: *Laughing her head off, falls off bench*
Odd: Cleo!

*Twenty years later*
Angel: *Falls out of tree*
Odd: Get up already!
Angel: *Gets up, stares at Odd*
Odd: What? Do I still have something in my teeth?
Angel: No, I'm just not used to looking up at you...
Od: Shut up... Hey! You're that girl who's always popping in on us and acting all random and has that pet sparkle Steve!
Angel: No I'm not! *Sparkle*
STEVE! YOU"VE RETURNED! NO! COME BACK STEVE!

*(c) +2005 Five Square Productions Chloe Cleo Siette, AngelBolt V. Acarenara, And Steve all are under contract and card carrying agents of Five Square Productions. We reserve the right to tap into your mind at night and beat you there.*
Jeremie: You're a real creep Odd.
Odd: Gaad, how long did it take you to figure that one out einstein? Gaad, we've been here for what, two, three years?

[Lyokofreak offline]

oDD: its time for bed, Jim will come any minute to check if we're asleep.
...
Ulrich: Yeah whatever
oDD: *Takes off clothes*
oDD: Devirtualization!
Ulrich: You need to stay off lyoko for a few weeks

[Dr. Ezra offline]

Xana's Kiss

Sissi and Co. are standing around. Polymorph Jeremie walks up and kisses Herb....

YAOI!!!!! *runs* how do you prononce "yaoi"?

[Yow-ee]

[DeadViolet offline]

Xana's Kiss

Sissi and Co. are standing around. Polymorph Jeremie walks up and kisses Herb....

YAOI!!!!! *runs* how do you prononce "yaoi"?

[Yow-ee]

Thats What I thought.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Okay, this doesn't really count, but It's part of a fancomic I'm making:

*Silence. then, w3 see Odd runnin away from something! Being chased by a little girl!
Odd: Get it 'way from me!
LG: Oddmon, come back!

Yeah, bad Lyoko/Digimon crossie. But funny.