Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Darkborn offline]

#1
Yumi: Ahhh Evil Zombie Nurse!!
Zombie Nurse: Blah Gur Tar Guh Buh! (Translation: ahh help me! there's an evil Cartoon Network sign attacking me!)

2)Odd: *Sigh* Nicholas, I confess. You are ALOT Dumber than i could ever be!
Nicholas: er....Thanks?
Jeremie: *Sigh* Herb, i also confess. You are also Alot Dumber than i could ever be!
Herb: YAhoo! I knew it! I was always the Sma-...Wait Dumber?! WHY YOU! *Turns into the hulk* HERB SMASH!

3)Mr. Delmas: Now Elizabeth, Why did you rip Jeremies' face off and place it on that window?
Sissi: Well...Um...YOUR NOT MY REAL FATHER! *takes out pocket knife and slices her fathers 'stache off, then placing it on her face* Look at me! I'm a Hitler Look-a-like.
Mrs. Hertz: *thinking* hehe i knew my experimental crazy gas would work!

[Jazzy Josh offline]

1)
Yolanda: AH am ZBana, anGB AH ZMAHMNMN BGAHMNMN RARHNM ZMAHHGh mRA BGAHMNMNHAr zRHmbAHHARZ, HABBHAn HGhRHNMgh

(Seperate these when translating)

grHAHAn AHRZ nRHHG mRA ZZRHMNRHr

Yumi: Talk about speaking zombish, fortuinately, I can translate

click for translator

2) Sign: Please pass through the big foam arms with your eyes closed before entering Lyoko Park.

Odd: Jeremie, are you ok?

Jeremie (thinking): I will not run, I will not run, I've gotta run (talking) I'll go see if a tow-

Odd: OH NO YOU DON'T! I've waited all day to go on the Foam arm ride, and you're not going to stop me!

3) Delmas: Sissi, how dare you stand before the students in this school naked from the waste up, now cover yourself up!

Jeremie: SCORE!

[TB3]

1.

ANTEFILMS PRESENT - CODE OF THE DEAD

ULRICH:
Right, so the good-news is that the Cafeteria is just across the playground.

JEREMIE:
And the bad news?

ULRICH:
The playground is occupied by a two-hundred-strong army of the living dead.

AELITA:
Any ideas for how to cross it?

ULRICH:
Well - I do have one.

The group shuffles into the zombie crowd mimicking their behavior.

YUMI:
Great acting Odd - but is chewing on a severed limb going a bit too far?

ODD:
GWARGH!

YUMI:
Oh F**k!

CODE OF THE DEAD - IN NO WAY AN ANIMATED RIP-OFF OF SHAUN OF THE DEAD

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2.
ODD: Great Job Einstein – I take it all back. You’re not Dr. Shraek, you’re Franz Hopper.

JEREMIE (gratified): Why thankyou Odd.

ODD: Cos only a pscychotic nut-case like him could materialize us back without eyeballs! And look at me – my clothes came out wrong and I no longer have a navel!

JEREMIE: You think you’ve got it bad – at least you’re still technically male.

ODD: Oh.

JEREMIE: So you'll admit I’ve got it worse than you?

ODD: No, but I now realise why the cocktail sausage I found on the scanner-room floor tasted so salty.

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3.
DELMAS: We don't care what you say Sissi - glasses are the latest fashion, you are wearing them and that's that.

SISSI: But father, I do not wish to be fashionable or popular, I just want to suceed academically.

DELMAS: Pish-posh - even that nerd Jeremie is wearing them - see.

SISSI: But I don't want to wear glasses - I don't even need glasses.

DELMAS: We'll fix that quickly - did you bring the sharp Cartoon Network logo Suzanne?

HERTZ: Yes, and I garuntee I can half-blind her with it.

SISSI: Keep that thing away from you you bitch!

DELMAS: Elizabeth - apologise to your mother this second!

SISSI: My - mother?

DELMAS & HERTZ: Oh crap.

MILLY AND TAMIYA (both wearing glasses): What a scoop!

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Hope you like!

[Jazzy Josh offline]

All hail TB3, Master of sick!!!

[psyt offline]

man tb3... number 2 is so f**k*d up... i mean wow...

#1

Yumi: huh, is that you nurse yolanda?

Yolanda: durrr...blurr....

Ulich wispers: whats with her? is that a mask?

Yumi: *sigh* every halloween she always dips into the cold medicine

Yolanda : ... *falls over*

#2

Odd wispers: is herb still playing with the lazer pointer?

Jeremy wispers: shhh... his vision is based on sound waves

Herb: *turns around* rar....

#3

Delmas: sissi, ms.hertz tells me you've been skipping her class, this is inexcusible!

sissi: but i-

Delmas: no buts, we solve this now!

sissi: wha..?

Hertz: ... MORTAL COMBAT

[Mewberries151]

Umm...I can't seem to see the pictures...is it just me? ^^;

[MY85 offline]

Umm...I can't seem to see the pictures...is it just me? ^^;

I can see them, for real. So maybe, it's just you. To see them better, click on them. And they're on the previous page, made by Vchat20.

[Mewberries151]

Umm...I can't seem to see the pictures...is it just me? ^^;

I can see them, for real. So maybe, it's just you. To see them better, click on them. And they're on the previous page, made by Vchat20.

All I see are the bold "Caption" titles and then a blank line. No link or anything. Ah well...I guess I'm out for this round then. I'm a poor captionist anyway. ^^;

[MY85 offline]

Umm...I can't seem to see the pictures...is it just me? ^^;

I can see them, for real. So maybe, it's just you. To see them better, click on them. And they're on the previous page, made by Vchat20.

All I see are the bold "Caption" titles and then a blank line. No link or anything. Ah well...I guess I'm out for this round then. I'm a poor captionist anyway. ^^;

Hey!! Don't quit... I'll find a way to help you out.

Tell me if this works for you:

http://img203.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cc1cap15ea.jpg

http://img203.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cc1cap20fx.jpg

http://img203.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cc1cap38gw.jpg

[michaeldim offline]

Warning: I'm a Who's Line freak

1. Yumi: I've had enough of this! Where's that buzzer?

2. Jeremy: How are we do a Hoedown without our eyes open?
Odd: Don't ask.

3. Delamas: I don't care what the hat said. You are not supposed to rum around naked.
Hertz: And Ryan is mine! You hear?

[MY85 offline]

#1

Yumi: Oh gee,I can't run much anymore from the Yolanda zombie... *keeps walking* ouch, my knee!!

Yolanda: Err... argh... (reference: the aliem from Mutant Enemy from the BTVS outros)

Police: Put your hands over your head!! You're arrested for imitating the Mutant Enemy alien moves, moaning out loud like a prostitute in children's face and for... bringing diseases to France!!

#2

Jeremie: You know, I'd rather be at some Halloween Night

Odd: Yeah. Bullies make you pass if you give them candy... but you gotta give Herb and Nick <i>handy</i> unless you don't want your laptop destroyed.

#3

Mrs. Hertz: I hev to tell you that your daughter Sissi has been superior than Jeremie in these last exams.

Mr. Delmas: *puts a very happy face* For real?

[Some students take shots of Mr. Delmas' face]

Mrs. Hertz: Nah, I was kidding. Now I gotta check your happy face pictures...

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

#1

Yumi: Oh my god! You dont have any pants on!
Yumi: Youre wearing a skirt!

#2
Herb: What the? Odd dosent have a belly button?

#3
Mr D. I am very dissapionted in you young lady
Mrs H. Yeah, dissapointed
Mr D. I hope 6 days of detention will let you think about what you did
Mrs H. Yeah, detention
Mr D. I hope Mrs. Hertz gets run over by a bus...
Mrs H. Yeah, run over by a bus
(bevis and butthead)

[magnus4001 offline]

#1

Zombie Yolanda: Brains! Brains!

Yumi Go away or I’ll beat you up, you stupid zombie! I hate you! All of you! You’re all so gross!

Zombie Yolanda: You racist pig! Just because we zombies have green skin and want to eat your brains, you “normalâ€

[Mewberries151]

Umm...I can't seem to see the pictures...is it just me? ^^;

I can see them, for real. So maybe, it's just you. To see them better, click on them. And they're on the previous page, made by Vchat20.

All I see are the bold "Caption" titles and then a blank line. No link or anything. Ah well...I guess I'm out for this round then. I'm a poor captionist anyway. ^^;

Hey!! Don't quit... I'll find a way to help you out.

Tell me if this works for you:

Those links were perfect! ^.^ Thank you so much!!!! *hugs*

Phwee! Now for my captions:

Caption 1:

Yumi: This is so not funny. Where on earth is that Michael Jackson music COMING FROM!?!?!

Caption 2:

Odd: Are they still ther-?

Jeremie: Shh...don't move. Maybe they won't see us...

Caption 3:

Principal: And I don't want to catch you sticking anymore "Kick Me" signs on Mrs. Hertz again, Sissi!

Jeremie *thinking* Does the prinicipal know he's got a "Kick Me" sign on his back?

[Carth]

#1

Yumi: I shall stop you with my....AIRBENDING!!!

I'm surprised nobody came up with this.

#2

Jeremie: Odd...since when did you have hips?
Odd: Uh...Hey, since when DID I have those?

It's kinda creepy...he grew hips in that scene...0o

#3
Mr. Delmas: I don't want to hear another peep outta you! With all of your peeping! No peep!
Jeremie: Peep! (Runs away laughing)

Yep, took that from the pilot for Zim. I love that scene.

PEEP!

[DeadViolet offline]

#2

Odd: Yeah. Bullies make you pass if you give them candy... but you gotta give Herb and Nick <i>handy</i> unless you don't want your laptop destroyed.

.......oh my my my....... *slaps rodri* yur makin me think perverted 'bout nick! but i wouldnt mind to suck nicks c*ck...

[psyt offline]

#2

Odd: Yeah. Bullies make you pass if you give them candy... but you gotta give Herb and Nick <i>handy</i> unless you don't want your laptop destroyed.

.......oh my my my....... *slaps rodri* yur makin me think perverted 'bout nick! but i wouldnt mind to suck nicks c*ck...

O.O

.... keep that to yourself >.>

[Dummo Marx]

1st:

Zombie nurse: C'mon Yumi, give this youung dead lesbian a reason to wanna live again, my heart is cold but damn are my pants hot

Yumi: ewww...get yo dead cold hands away from my scorching physique, I only do straight

ZN: Why do straight when ya can be gay bout it? You'll see scorching after I'm done with ya, I'll make ya moan out the whole chinese alaphabet twice yo

2nd:

Nick: Herb...did you see what I saw?

Herb: Indeed I did friend...indeed I did...what should we do about these two then?

Nick: hmmm....maybe Jeremie can teach us that thing he did...it sure looked entertaining

Odd: *whispering* Damn it einstein, I said over the shirt only...

Jer: *whispering* Like you didn't like it...

3rd:

Mrs. Hertz: They thought I hadn't notice, but I clearly saw her hand move under the desk

Principal: What exactly where you passing to Jeremie under the desk Sissi?

Sissi: ehr...

Jeremie: Darn it Sissi....tell 'em we were doing the naughty for cripes sake...telll 'em everything EXCEPT that you were passing me the tests answers

[Stonecreek]

I'm SO getting blown out of thw water this round. An all-around good batch so far. Werwek gave me my laugh a day for the next millenium.

[Carth]

There are 12 year olds here. One of them is speaking to you.

She thinks your captions are good, but quite sick.

Sick is good, if kept civil.

She also wants to know when exactly the contest will end.

(Dang, this is so much fun...)

[Chad Rains offline]

She also wants to know when exactly the contest will end.

Deadline is Dec. 16th at 9:00PM EST. that gives you exactly 7 days to get in your captions.

[McTrooper offline]

These are some surprizingly tought pics to cap.

http://img203.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cc1cap38gw.jpg

Sissi: See if you give Jeremie double helpings of brussle sprouts he'll do my homework for me . . er . . I mean he'll tutor me in math.
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Mr. Delmas: Sissi, this is the last time you are going to get love sick in class. Consider this a stern warning.

Sissi: Stern. Ah. Sissi Stern doesn't the name just sound perfect?
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Mr. Delmas: Sissi! Wearing clown makeup in class is strictly forbidden.
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Mr. Delmas: If you can win this staring contest then you wont get two weeks detention.

Sissi: But how am I supposed to stare at both of you at the same time.

Mr. Delmas: * evil laugh * exactly my point now off to detention with you.
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Jeremie's GPS tracer on Sissi was working perfectly. Now if he could only remember why he planted the tracker in the first place.
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Avon has sunk to the lowest level of marketing. They are using the undead to sell.
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Yumi tires to keep it down in spite of the rank smell of Zombie Nurse.

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http://img203.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cc1cap20fx.jpg


Nick and Herve challenge Odd and Jeremie to a dance off.
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Odd and Jeremie try for the sleeping standing up world record.
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Edit: That stinks it seems I can't make the pics viewable with the proper code-ing.

[Agent_Marquez offline]

1.

Zombie nurse: Come back here, Yumi! You haven't sprayed the cream on me yet!
Yumi: I'm not the Ice cream girl!

2.

Herb: Look Nicky, there's our dates for tonight's dance.
Nicky: Shut it or I´ll kill you.

3.

Mr. Delmas: In all my years at Kadic, I have never seen a test like this. Do you have any explaining to this, Elizabeth?
Sissi: A donkey took a piss on my exam!
Mrs. Hertz: She's lying! She needs re-hab...
[Odd and Ulrich listen the conversation through the wall]
Ulrich: She'll never know it was Jim's sperm...

[Darkborn offline]

I can't wait for the results. But, lets try to keep it clean.

[Chad Rains offline]

whoops. a little overdue. this round is now officially

CLOSED

Stay tuned for the results...