BLOOPERS!

[iambob offline]

Ok Jeremy and Aelita go on a date
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Jeremie:Um hi*blushes* i uh sorta [size=7][/size]like you[size=12][/size].

Aelita: Me too

Jeremie: Hey are you gonna eat those fries

Aelita: WHY I OUTTA F you!

Jeremie: Eat this

CUT!

Jeremie shoots director



The next day hey Xana here she is

Aelita: uhhh

Xana: Now just surrender and i wont destroy you

Aelita:Never

Xana: oh so your boyfriend shall shoot you?

Aelita: Nevermind

[Skysong offline]

*Ulrich and Yumi's first date*

Yumi: Ok, we're going out at seven, right?

Ulrich: ...yes?

Yumi: You are going to get dressed up. I am going to get dressed up. And *you* are going to tell me my dress looks pretty. *in a dangerous voice* Right?

Ulrich: ...yes?

Yumi: It took a while, but I think I've finally got him trained.

Ulrich: *overly loud whisper to Director* Is it too late for me to get a different love interest?

Director: You wasted all of them. Emily got sacrificed to resurrect William, Milly and Tamiya are C:L's "alternative couple", and Sissi's date-raping Odd.

Odd: *lusty wink*

Director: I think you're stuck with Bumi.

Yumi: *What* did you call me?!

Director: ...Exit, stage left! *disappears*[/i]

[Boss Tamsy offline]

Okay, so this will be the first in a many part blooper series for CL.
After many weeks of training, I, Professor Tamsy, will ride the overbike!
Ulrich: Ready for your first combat drive, Professor Tamsy?
Me: Yes, but let's use the turbo overdrive!
Ulrich:Do we really need to, I mean, there's plenty of time!
Me:Ulrich, would you be so kind as to remind me who the professor is here?
Ulrich: Well, you, but...
Me: That's so friggin' right! Do you think you should be questioning the logic of a genius?
Ulrich:well,...
Me: No you shouldn't! Now let's move! Turbo overdrive!
Ulrich initiates the turbo overdrive and both are nearly thrown out of the seat.
Me: WOW! We are really going fast! Well Ulrich, see what happens when you liste...NO!
Ulrich: What?
Me: That Pink-haired chick back there just flipped me off!
Ulrich: Really you saw that?

Odd and Aelita are standing some 50 feet back. Aelita is indeed, giving the profeesor and Ulrich the finger!
Aelita: Did it work?
Odd:wait for it...

Me: Stop the damn bike now! I'm goin' back there!
Ulrich: Dude, it's dangerous to stop at this speed!
Me: Do it anyway!

Ulrich stops the bike and both fall off!

Odd:Bingo!

[Reesane offline]

“The Incidentâ€

[Boss Tamsy offline]

Ulrich and I(Professor Tamsy)walk over to Odd and Aelita after falling off the overbike.


Me:What was that for?!
Aelita:What?You're the one who decided to stop the overbike at top speed.
*I turn red like pizza sauce*
Me: SHADDAP! You're the one who gave me the finger!bahlblahblah....
*While I keep blabbing on, Aelita uses her power to conjure a giant boulder above me*
Me:and if you ever!EVER!do that again, I'll...
*Rock falls and crushes me*
Aelita:You'll do what?
*With godlike strength, I lift the boulder and throw it awawy*
Ulrich: You know, you could have hit her with that.
Me: yes, I could have, but why deny myself the chance of using this!
*Pulls pair of pink underwear out of pocket*
Me:Wait, that's not righ, it was supposed to be a machine gun!
Aelita:!?Is that mine!?
*At this point, my already maranara red face goes to a deep shade of puce*
Me:uhh......no.

To Be Continued...
Me:

[Darkborn offline]

Holy Crap, an old Blooper of mine

* During the episode Laughing Fit *
(Xana's gas comes up behind odd during the play rehersal)
Odd: Wahahaha...Waaaaaaaaa
Director: Cut! Odd! why are you crying?!
Odd: I have no clue!
Director: Xana, what gas did you possess?
Xana:....tear..gas?
Director: It's supposed to be laughing gas! hence the name of the Episode.
Xana: My bad.
Director: Take two

(Xana's gas comes up behind Odd again)
Odd:.......
Director: Cut! Odd why arn't you laughing!
Odd:(in a high pitched voice) No clue....what the heck?
Xana: My bad again! I got confused between Helium and Laughing gas.

Director: Ok one last time! Action!
Odd:*plays music then stops* What the heck? Sissi why did play the toochie trumpet?
Sissi: huh? *sniffs* Arrg Odd! *throws shoe at him*
Odd: It was most definently not me!
Sissi: Then what smells like rotten eggs?!
Director:....Xana?
Xana: Ya?
Director: what gas did you possess?
Xana: Sulfur gas, why?
Director: Get off the stage and pack up, you're fired.

[Boss Tamsy offline]

Aelita:Oh, yes they are! Get over here you perv!
Ulrich:Dude, that's just...
Odd:evi...twisted....stupid?
Ulrich:Actually, I was goin' for humiliating.
Jeremie:Guys, quit arguing, we have a tower to deactivate.
all but jeremie:SHUT UP!

later on...at dinner...

Aelita: I still can't believe you raided my underwear drawer, sicko!
Yumi: Hey, Tamsy, I forgot to ask: How did you get on this show anyway?
Me:Alright, I have to lie. They can't know I snuck into the studio 3 weeks back and rewrote the script so that I'd be in it!
Yumi: You know, we heard that!
Me:Damn!
Aelita:your a perv and a liar? Oh god, your making me so hot!...er...headed, hotheaded, that's right!

Jeremie sneaks a suspicious glance at Aelita

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

[Skysong offline]

Aelita: Jeremie, people are desperate for the US airdate of season three! Did you find out when it starts yet?

Jeremie: *creepy glint in his eyes* There is no season three.

Aelita: But we just filmed it!

Jeremie: There is no film.

Aelita: There is no film?

Jeremie: There is no Aelita.

Aelita: ...All right, who gave Jeremie his Matrix collection back?!

[Exploder offline]

*during filming one day*

Aelita: Hey, Jeremie, what does this mean? *shows him a page of a magazine*

Jeremie: Um... well, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they sometimes get the, erm, desire to do that particular activity.

Aelita: Jeremie, I love you!

Jeremie: Um... sorrycan'tdothatnowilikenotbeingapimpgottagoBYE!!!!

Director: Aelita, for the last time, don't look at those!!! It only makes him run off and erm, uhh.... eh..... CUT!!!

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Aelita runs for tower)

J: Hurry, Aelita, enter the tower!

(Aelita runs full speed into tower, bounces off outside, hits ground, rolls off cliff, and into digital sea.)

Everyone:

Director: CUT! @#$$$$ (#**#&&*)()*&& (BKO)

[Skysong offline]

Well, that explains why she always walks to the tower (except on, what, two occassions?)...

What about why she always gets caught by the Scyphezoa (or however you spell it *HISS*)?

Aelita: *in the desert region* Ok, I've got to get to the tower, but Odd's tied up by those Roachsters. It's just a straight run around those rocks. *peeks head around, spots TENTACLE THING*

TT: *checks that no one's watching, pulls out watch* You are getting sleeepy...

Aelita: Oh, cra- *deer in headlights look*

FIVE MINUTES LATER, AFTER THE RESCUE

Odd: Why don't you just RUN?!

Aelita: You'd be amazed at how... persuasive that thing can be.

Odd: ...I don't believe it. I've got nothing.

Aelita: *What*?

Odd: And you don't even get it. *facepalms, accidentally sends off a laser arrow* ...I swear that's never happened to me before.

Director: Ok, we have GOT to stop with all of these XANA porn jokes. Seriously.

[Pyro-Lord offline]

That scene from that S3 vid, where Yumi is falling into the digital sea.

Aelita shoots at Yumi with the energy orb, and Yumi sees it coming, and dodges it, then falls into the digital sea water stuff.

Director: CUT! Yumi, for the last time, DON'T DODGE THE ORB!!!
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Scene in the S3 vid where Aelita's going slo-mo after the jump to dodge the laser beam from the creeper.

Aelita jumps out of the way of the laser beam, but falls down off the side.

Director: CUT! Odd, get Aelita. TAKE TWO!

Aelita jumps out of the way, shoots the orb, but it hits the ground and bounces back at her.

Director: CUT! Aim for the creeper next time, Aelita! Jeremie, revirtualize her. TAKE THREE!

Aelita slips while jumping, and misses the creeper, but lands right.

Director: ...let's make this easy for ourselves and edit all of that together...

...hence the slo-mo.

[Boss Tamsy offline]

Here's a goodun!

J:Has anyone see Aelita?
*Aelita walks in*
J:Where have you been?
A:My other job.
J:What's that?
A:In...uh...advertising.
Later on Jeremie sits down to watch TV
News announcer: Last night, popular insurance company mascot, Erin Esurance was killed in a driving accident. Fortunately Esurance promptly found a replacement for the roll of Erin. Here is footage of the new mascot in the new commercial.
We now see Aelita on screen
J:WTF?!

[Jake_Brake offline]

(During shooting for Sissi's changing scene in "TeddyGodzilla"):

Peter Griffin: (His POV, apparently hiding behind something & muttering to himself) Oh, yeah! That's it! Keep it up, Sissi! Oh, man this is the best show ever!

Sissi: Who's there?! Hey! You're that fat guy from that Fox show!

Peter: Oops! She saw me!

(It is now obvious to everyone on the set that Peter is really just standing next to her bed and holding a small wooden plank with a hole cut into it.)

Director: Security! Get that man off the set!

Odd: Looks to me like he was already getting off!

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

Episode filming #50: Contact...

Director: Alright, rehearse your scene jeremie and Sissi.

*Sissi walks into Jeremie's room*
Jeremie: Sissi, what are you doing?
Sissi: *talks gibberish*

Director: *wakes up* oh, i better check how rehearsal going.
*hears laughter*
Jeremie: HAHAHA! STOP HA IT!
Sissi: *tickling jeremie* GOOCHIE GOOCHIE GOO! HEHE!

Director: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? SISSI! STOP IT! REDO THE SCENE THE RIGHT WAY!
Sissi: But, that's what it says.
*everybody looks at XANA, who is sipping coffee*
XANA: What? I didn't do nothin

[Skysong offline]

*Our favorite characters on the prequel*

Odd: MY HAIR! WTF? Even in Garage Kids it was normal! Now look at me! This is almost as bad as Ulrich's samurai outfit!

Ulrich: ...Why is that whenever Yumi's on top of me, it never means what it sounds like? Why does the universe hate me so?!

Jeremie: Dude! My voice! Not *again*!

Yumi: Yeah. I had a *great* part. Even though I did *totally* kick Ulrich's butt.

Ulrich: That was lucky!

Yumi: The exact same thing happened in Garage Kids. ...waitaminute.

Ulrich: ...*shifty eyes*

Yumi: God, you're such a perv!

Aelita: Doesn't *anyone* care that I was called MAIA the entire episode?

Jeremie and Odd (Yumi's too busy beating the tar out of Ulrich...): ...Nope.

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

No episode...

Director: Ok, I want all of you to fight over this. *hands out a pice of waffle cereal*
Odd: KOOL!
Ulrich; looks delicious
Odd: LEGGO MY EGGO!

next one...

Gang:
Director: I guess you all are finally pumped up to film this huh?

ok, that wasn't good, let's see this one...

Director: SCENE BIRD! TAKE 5432! ACTION!
Odd: Oh yeah, well, I can fly!
Yumi: No you can't!
Odd: Just watch me! Ahem, I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! Am i moving?
Ulrich: Nope
Odd: Crap

Ok, that wasn't so good either. I'll come back though. right now, I'm out of ideas.

[Skysong offline]

*During "Straight to Heart"*

Odd: *talking to Principal Delmas, music starts up* ...Hey! It's not fair!

Director: What *now*?

Odd: Well, the twangy music's on, and nobody's on top of me!

Director: ...*What*?

Odd: Like in the prequel! ...I'm not having a Moment either. Whenever the twangy music starts, Ulrich and Yumi always have a Moment!

Director: You're having an *implied* moment.

Odd: ...with Principal Delmas?

Director: ...

Delmas: ...NURSE!

[Sithking Zero offline]

Episode: The Key

Jeremie: (Sobbing) XA...XANA got what he wanted and... and now he's free of the supercompu-

(XANA walks in)

XANA:... um, yeah, this may be kinda awkward, but... Where's the bathroom?

Odd: Up the elevator, go straight, and to the left.

XANA: Oh, thanks. After I'm done with that, I'm gonna turn into a pillar of smoke and spin around for a bit, okay?

Yumi: I don't see why not.

XANA: Okay. Thanks guys! Oh, and Ulrich, are we still on for poker Tuesday?

Ulrich: Yeah.

Director: CUT!

[Reesane offline]

Jeremie has found a way to talk directly to XANA. here is a log of one of their first conversations:

J: XANA! You can never win as long as I can type realy realy fast!
*Leans back in his chair and waits for a response.*
X: Did it ever occure to you that I coted your chair in superglue?
J: *Stugles, but is firmly afixed to the chair.*
X: Now..... *send a specter to hold Jeremie's eyes open while he is forced to watch all of the anyoing vidios odd has made.*

XANA isn't that crule.... I hope....

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

Today's episode, 'Lyoko minus one"

Jeremie: Aelita!
*Aelita is running with a Tarantula following her. She jumps and instead of what normally happened, she crashes directly into the tree, and the laser hits her*

Director: Crap... Jeremie, revirtualize Aelita, we'll try this again. ACTION!

*Aelita jumps and moves a little to the side just in time*
Director: ODD! ODD! WHERE ARE YOU! THIS IS YOUR CUE!
Odd: *wakes up* HUH? um, no I don't have a cue ball.
Director: Aw, damn it! RUN IT AGAIN!

*Aelita jumps and right when she dodges the laser, Odd runs over her*
Aelita:WT- OWWWWAAAA!
Odd: OH SH**! Aelita, are you okay?
Director: CUT!

*Aelita jumps and the laser hits the tree, which snaps and falls on Odd*
Odd: HOLY- *boom*
Director: DAMNIT! CAN'T YOU DUMB A**H***S DO IT RIGHT! You know what, let's just edit this together and see if it comes out better... Jesus Christ.

And thus, yet another slow-mo scene.

[Sithking Zero offline]

(This is something like a blooper for the final episode)

XANA is facing down the Lyoko gang in the middle of a street.

X- Now, you fools, you shall all-

(XANA is run down by a truck)

Director: CUT!

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

Studio

Director: WTF! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS!
Aelita: What? what's wrong?
Director: Well, Cartoon Network didn't accept to show CL today! They're putting some type of stupid Ben 10 marathon... it's bulls#$%!
Jeremie: Well, ya gotta admit that this episode was messed up, like that one part...

Jeremie: Alright, the tower is in view and sector 5! is under attack! The Flying Mantis are kissing the inertial matrix and obliterated the Heart of Lyoko.

Odd: And Creepers! Still ugly as ever. Uh, Jeremie, Ulrich has lost his head and should've stayed in bed!

*all staring at director
Director: What? You guys didn't want to work and I used a whole bunch of recycled scenes like always, but I added soem scenes from other episodes! It was still good!
Yumi: yeah, my foot

[Skysong offline]

*During "False Lead", the fight on Lyoko*

Yumi: *after fighting a Megatank* Ok, seriously, who keeps hitting the slow-mo button?

*Somewhere on the internet*

XANA: *waggles eyebrows* This is the best invention EVER.

[Sithking Zero offline]

I would SO buy one of these...