Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Chad Rains offline]

Scores for this round are as follows:

<u><b>Picture 1:</u></b>

1. McTrooper - #1 Avon (3 points)
2. Mewberries151 (2 points)
3. Stonecreek (1 point)

<u><b>Picture 2:</u></b>

1. psyt (3 points)
2. Mewberries151 (2 points)
3. Stonecreek (1 point)

<u><b>Picture 3:</u></b>

1. Lyoko Addict (3 points)
2. RoDrInCuBuS (2 points)
3. Blue Armor Boy (1 point)

<u><b>Most Random:</u></b>

1. Lyoko is Cool - Cap #2 (3 points)
2. michaeldim - Cap #3 (2 points)
3. magnus4001 - Cap #3 (1 point)

<u><b>Funniest:</u></b>

1. McTrooper - Cap #3 v2 (3 points)
2. Carth_upon_a_star - Cap #3 (2 points)
3. Stonecreek - Cap #1 (1 point)

<u><b>Sickest:</u></b>

TB3 wins this by a landslide. 6 points

<u><b>Ranking For This Round:</u></b>

1. McTrooper: 6
2. TB3: 6
3. Mewberries151: 4
4. Lyoko Addict: 3
5. Lyoko is Cool: 3
6. psyt: 3
7. Stonecreek: 3
8. Carth_upon_a_star: 2
9. michaeldim: 2
10. RoDrInCuBuS: 2
11. Blue Armor Boy: 1
12. magnus4001: 1

<u><b>Total Ranking Table: </u></b>

1. magnus4001: 43 points
2. RoDrInCuBuS: 35 points
3. TB3: 24 points
4. SamBlob: 23 points
5. Werwek: 20 points
6. Mewberries151: 17 points
7. Lyoko Is Cool: 14 points
8. Raven_613: 11 points.
9. Stonecreek: 11 points
10. x1: 9 points
11. Carth_upon_a_star: 6 points
12. McTrooper: 6 points
13. Sanji: 6 points
14. Darklord: 5 points
15. Darkborn: 3 points
16. Lyoko Addict: 3 points
17. Enki: 3 points (banned from LF)
18. psyt: 3 points
19. vertig73: 3 points
20. Blue Armor Boy: 2 points
21. michaeldim: 2 points
22. Your De-Virtualizaton: 2 points
23. Vchat20: 1 points

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

I actually got 3rd place? Coolness

[Carth]

YAY! I'm the 11th funniest here, and the THIRD FUNNIEST on Tv.com! I won't go any higher than third, since McTrooper and YumiandMe4Ever are kicking some serious butt with their captions, so...yeh.

Say...can I do the next contest that nobody's claimed? (aka, if someone's doing this next one, can I do the one after that?)

[MY85 offline]

Say...can I do the next contest that nobody's claimed? (aka, if someone's doing this next one, can I do the one after that?)

Go for it. And follow our rules, please.

And Vchat20, you have to put on the 3 pics the complete ranking. Just that. I mean, who did 4th, 5th... just to let the others know.

[TB3]

So I'm apparently the master of sick!

Guess I now have a reputation to uphold.

And well done to the winners, this round was hilarious!

[Carth]

So I get to do it? YAY!

Wait, keep to rules? Did I break a rule?

Here I goes!

...looking for screenez...please wait...

And I promise, despite my obsession, these will not all be Jer pics!

1.
http://www.codelyoko.fr/images/galeries/mister_puck/Mister_Puck_241.jpg

But...one must gratify one's desires some way...

2.
http://www.codelyoko.fr/images/galeries/contagion/Contagion_031.jpg

3.
http://www.codelyoko.fr/images/galeries/groupe/Groupe_016.jpg

Yes, TB3, you have a rep now. You must keep it. Though I may be creeped out.

[LoVeIsBeAuTiFuL offline]

1. Jeremire-I have the power!

2.Herb-Now we strip him.
Jeremire-Then we rape him.
Herb-yeah that will teach him to try to tell everyone we had sex.

3.Ulrich-I'm bord
Odd-So at you your heatlh I mean kids are getting abuse and raped and killed all over the world and your crying your bord kids have nothing to eat and have to work in the sun and your bord and babies throw in the trash and being killed for no good and your bord you know what Ulrich
Ulrich-you know Odd I'm going to go find Yumi and go not be bord with a not phsycoy
Odd-about time he left now I can have that party

[Carth]

EDIT: Message is no longer necessary.

[Darkborn offline]

1. Ha! Beat this Static Shock!

2. Mwahahahahaha!! I am BATMAN! FLY AWAY!

3. Ulrich:*snicker*
Odd: hehe, he doesn't know that's his own poo
Kiwi: *thinking*hehe wait untill I throw up on his face, then we will see who is sick.

[DL offline]

1.Jeremy:That is the last time I let Odd fix the elevator!

2.Herb:So what do we do with him?
Jeremy:Umm I don't know drive a steak through his heart?
Herb: *goes and gets an salsbury steak and tries to stab Odd with it*
Jeremy:Well that didn't work...lets just burn him *sets Odd on fire*

3.Odd:Hey Ulrich do you want to...
Ulrich:No Odd for the last time I am not j***ing off Kiwi
Odd:Come on please I'll do you afterward
Ulrich:I want a bj first
Odd:Fine

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1
Jeremy: RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jeremy: Ha! Ha! You cannot defeat me!
Jeremy: I have transformed into a super-sayan 289065!
Jeremy: Ph33r my miscolored electricity!
Jeremy: YOU DIE NOW!
Clown: Hey! Yeah... why dont you smell my pretty flower first...
Jeremy: OH BOY!
*leans in to sniff flower*
*flower squirts out water*
*gets electricuted and dies*

2
Odd: Nooooo! I had you for sure!
Odd: If it wasin't for thoes dam meddling kids again!
Odd: What?? NOOOOO! I'm BLINDDDDDD!!!!!!
Odd: What?! The lunch lady passed out?!
Odd: NOOOOOOO! I'M HUNGRY!!!!

3
Ulrich: What the? Kiwi's a boy?
Odd: Why do you think he h*mps Yumi all the time?
* Ulrich gets several flashbacks of Kiwi h*mping Yumi*
Ulrich: *mumbling* Now if only xana would launch an attack that made me and Kiwi switch bodies...

[Agent_Marquez offline]

1) Palpatine: Congratulations, Jeremie. Now you have joined the dark side.
Jeremie: What happened to Franz Hopper?
Palpatine: You must know that I am the creator of Lyoko.
Jeremie: And what abou Aelita?
Palpatine: An abandoned child in a trash can.

2) Jeremie: Keep him tied, Ulrich. He has rabies and got infected by Kiwi.

3) Ulrich: That's not his food, Odd.
Odd: I'm testing the new rat poison to see if I can try it later with Sissi.

[magnus4001 offline]

#1

Yumi (off camera): Jeremie, stop messing with the TV!

Jeremie: But I’m trying to become a superhero just like in the comics! To do that I have to have some sort of accident involving technology and-… AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Yumi (off camera): Jeremie! JEREMIE! What’s wrong?! What happened?! What's with the pyrotechnics!?

Jeremie: Lo and forsooth, I have been transformed! No longer shalt thou call me Jeremie! For I have been reborn as… Cable-man! Behold the power of 734 channels!


#2

Jeremie: Hey! Why’re you guys being mean to my buddy Odd! Why did you tie him up and put that facial cream on him?

Sissy (off camera): Jeremie, we just did what had to be done. Odd has to be punished. You see… he said he likes N’Sync.

Jeremie: Odd, you’re scum!

#3

Ulrich: Hey Odd! Why are you staring at Kiwi’s bowl like that? You gonna try to swipe his food?

Odd: Not a bad idea. It’s gotta be better than what they serve in the caf.

Ulrich:… Good point. Save some for me?

[Jazzy Josh offline]

What?!?! I got first, YEAH!!!

#1
*Jeremie has teleported to the fatory, hence the electricity*
Jeremie: Like the new portable teleport Contact lenses? They work by blinking you-
*Jeremie teleports 1 ft from where he was, his head is now his butt, and vice-versa*
Jeremie: your eyes. Of course there are some bugs.
Odd: Nice Butt!!
Jeremie: Huh, where did you go?
Everyone: Turn around and look up.
Jeremie: How did I get so small?
Ulrich: You didn't, your butt is where your head should be.
Jeremie: Oh, Great
Aelita: More like Sexy Butt.
Odd: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!! BUTT HAIR!!!!!!

#2

*Sissi has tied Odd up and has him in a facial, and now she puts on the cucumbers, hence the white eyes*
Sissi: So that's done, now what?
Ulrich: Oh, Sissi, That was a great idea, here's another!
*They proceed to have sex*
Odd: Why do I have to leave these cucumbers on?
*Shakes off Cucumbers*

Odd: What the #%^& #^!# $U^&%%^@#$&&@

*Screen Cuts to a technical diffuculties screen*

Odd: OH MY $^%@ #$&^% #^%*#$%^ %^@$&$ EYES, THEY BBBBBBBBUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! #^^& &#$&*$Y54

HEY!!!!!! A COCKTAIL WEENIE!!!!!! LET ME PULL IT OFF YOF ULRICH!!!!!!!

#3

*BEFORE "THE KEY"*

Ulrich: Wanna turn off the supercomputer for the heck of it?

Odd: Sure

Aelita (off screen): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mewberries151]

Wooo! 2nd place on two of the last captions!? That's my best round yet! Alright...let's see what I can do with these pictures. ^^

Caption 1:

Jeremie: Mwahahaha!!! Eat your heart out Mewtwo!!!!

Caption 2:

Jeremie: Wow...who knew those "Rope Tieing" classes I took back in 6th grade would eventually pay off?

Herb: Why'd you tie him up anyway?

Jeremie: Erm...well, his girlfriend Sam left him for Theo...and I think it must have gotten to him.

Herb: Psh...talk about being green with envy.

*sweatdrop* (This one's horrid...I know... ^^; )

Caption 3:

Ulrich: Oh for crying out loud, Odd! That dog will eat anything EXCEPT your homework! Let's just face it and move on!

[Reesane offline]

1.
XANA, in Jeremie's body: The XANA Cam(TM) is STILL busted?! Last time I put it in the ball container... But atlest I got these lovely picturs of Jim's barny socks!

2.
Jeremie: Herb, why are you making a cup of tea behind your back?

3. With XANA cams 1-100 planted, XANA watches Kiwi like a hawk.
XANA: I want a pet.*snif*

[MY85 offline]

#1

Yumi (off-screen): Jeremie, don't try it. It has already been done before.
Jeremie: I shouldn't give up.
Yumi (off-screen): That's the kind of stunt I would see Odd doing.
[Jeremie goes to the forcefield, takes a piss in front of the forcefield and gets electrocuted]
Yumi: Wow, it was for real.

#2

Ulrich: Jeremie, he's possesed, now bring the Ouija board.
[Jeremie brings the Ouija board]
Ulrich: Now Odd, tell me...
Odd: Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Ulrich...
Ulrich: [after Odd kicks the Ouija table board] You really don't want me to play huh?
Odd: No I do, Captain Howdy said no.
Jeremie: Captain who?
Odd: Captain Howdy.
Ulrich: Who's Captain Howdy?
Odd: You know, I make the questions and he does the answers.
Jeremie/Ulrich: Oh, Captain Howdy...

#3

Ulrich: What's in the dog food, Odd?
Odd: Viagra.
Ulrich: What the f**k?
Odd: I need his dick to grow up big for my zoophilia website.
Ulrich: Oh my... [Ulrich vomits]
Odd: Ulrich, this will help you. [Odd feeds Ulrich Kiwi's meal]
Ulrich: Hey, this is so good!! Now I'll be able to do it with Yumi all night long!! Wait, bring on Sissi and Aelita!!
Odd: Women are oldschool. Doing it with dogs is the deal, man...

[TB3]

These shots are bringing out some of the best captions to date. In order to compete, coming up are my sickest posts to date. You have been warned.

1.
(Pre ‘Code: Earth’)

Jeremie is tinkering with the supercomputer. Aelita appears on the screen of his laptop.

AELITA: What are you working on Jeremie, hardware modifications for the materialisation program?

JEREMIE: No – I just got tired of waiting.

AELITA: Waiting for what?

Jeremie pauses and swallows a little blue pill (you know what!)

JEREMIE: You’ll see.

AELITA: ?

Jeremie puts down his soldering iron and sits for a second before looking at his crotch and smiling.

JEREMIE: There we go.

He points at the computer, where a lead is trailing out.

JEREMIE: This wire connects at one end directly to your sensory-circuits, and at the other end – to THIS!

He brandishes a heavily modified life-size Barbie. Aelita goes wide eyed.

AELITA: O.O Oh no Jeremie, no , nooooo, AIIIIIIOOOOAAAH ^0^ !

The screen blacks out and eventually Jeremie is electrocuted when he…ya know.

JEREMIE (sparks flying around him): F**k yeah!

Her dies. Five minutes later Aelita reappears on screen, smoking a cigarette.

AELITA (to Jeremie’s smoking corpse): Was it good for you too?

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2
Odd struggles with the cords. Behind him Jeremie and Herve are receiving a large pay off from a dozen girls, including Heidi, Emily and Sam.

HEIDI: Nice job trapping him – you really are the smartest guys in school.

JEREMIE & HERVE: It was our pleasure (they both pocket their gigantic wads of money and leave)

The girls turn to Odd

HEIDI: Right you little dirt-wad – you treated us girls like objects for long enough.

SAM: But now it’s your turn.

EMILY: Your turn to be humiliated, used, abused and then left behind.

TAMIYA: This time you OUR bitch!

The other girls look at her.

SAM: You too?

She spins back to Odd.

SAM: You perverted pedophile! We were planning to just leave you there for a few hours for dumping us all but now…

HEIDI: GIRLS! GET IN LINE!

Odd’s eyes go wide and then begin to dilate. His struggles get weaker.

TAMIYA: Girls – I think the cords are cutting his circulation off. He’s turning blue.

SAM: That’s even better – if the blood can’t go to his head or arms, then where-else will it go but his…

Big smiles all round.

SAM: And even if he dies we can still get in some necrophilia!

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3
Odd pushes the bowl towards Kiwi – who sniffs and looks away. Odd giggles derangedly (more than usual).

ODD:
Come-on Kiwi, try the nice doggy-food, hehehhehehheheh! You know you want to be a good little drug-abusing doggy for your big drug-abusing owner don’t you? Hehehehehehehehehehe!

Kiwi cocks his head and then starts to slowly eat.

ODD:
Good diggety-dog! Heehheheheheeheheheehee! See, Ulwick’s already stoned.

ULRICH:
Woah…everything seems so…significant. This stuff is the s**t Odd, where’d you get it?

ODD:
Snatched it from Delm@$$-es office – this is the stuff he puts in his pipe.

ULRICH:
Pipe, hehehhehehehehehe!

ODD:
Hehehehehehehehehehehe!

Kiwi meanwhile has begun licking Odd's crotch. Odd giggles again.

ODD:
Good little stoned-dog. Hehehehehehe!

ULRICH:
Why is the room better drawn than us?

*

Hope this satisfies and also that it does not reflect badly on me as a person. I really don't want you guys to revile me.

[Carth]

This...really...scares....me...

*huddles in a ball, sucking thumb*

There's going to be some interesting results for this.

Contest ends on Friday night, BTW. Forgot to post a deadline.

[Exploder offline]

1:
Jeremy: Now, with my superpowers, I shall enter Aelita's room and proceed to f*** to death with her!

Aelita (offscreen): Jeremy, what's a "f***"?

Jeremy: You're about to find out!

Odd: *enters* OH MY F***ING GOD!!! *pulls out video camera* Hey, Milly and Tamaiya! Do I have a scoop for you!

2:
Ulrich (offscreen): If only he had used his zomie powers for good and not for evil...

Jeremy: Well at least now he won't find all my porn...

Odd: MFF!!! MFRSDGKSF! DXFHGKOZI%&$%?&#()!!

Jeremy: What?

Odd: RSTHc SRHG, MFF!!! MFRSDGKSF! DXFHGKOZI%&$%?&#()!!

Jeremy: Oh, ok.

Ulrich: You have porn? Can I see?

3:
Ulrich: So, what happened today? I missed Science while Yumi and I had a little "get together".

Odd: Oh, nothing, we just experimented with chemicals. Oh, and this package came for you today. *holds box*

Ulrich: YESSS!!! My Viagra is here! Now I can enhance...

Yumi: *enters*: AHA! I knew you had to be doing something about that...

ULrich: Can we please not talk about that now? I think someone's been watching us...

Milly: *in bushes outside* SH*T!!! *puts video camera away*

[DeadViolet offline]

i got some pictures!

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[MY85 offline]

Erika, you do the judge next round, okay? That would be after friday, okay?

[DeadViolet offline]

Erika, you do the judge next round, okay? That would be after friday, okay?

thank you! can there be captions for my posted pictures, pwease?

[MY85 offline]

Erika, you do the judge next round, okay? That would be after friday, okay?

thank you! can there be captions for my posted pictures, pwease?

After Friday, to avoid confusion. And please, check your spelling (this doesn't only goes to Erika).

[TB3]

I know this might sound incredibly rude but could I take the next round after Erika?