Vending Machine III: Revenge of the Manufacturers

[SilverPrince offline]

You get DeAndre Way, better known as Soulja Boy.

I take Soulja Boy and put him back in there. The world doesn't need him.

[Carth]

You get this Justin Long fellow.

I put in my cheerleading outfit. I don't need it anymore.

[SilverPrince offline]

Justin Long is Mac in the "I'm a Mac" commercials.

You get a Catholic school unif- oh, wait.

I put in a noun.

[Carth]

You get a nun.

I put in the 24th post in the new Reign of Terror.

[SilverPrince offline]

HOLY CRAP. WHEN I PUT IN A NUN I THOUGHT "Maybe someone will say 'You get a nun.'" HOLY CRAP I'M PSYCHIC.

Anyway, you get hit by nuclear fallout. And iRadiation.

I put in $1.25. Telekinetically. Because I'm a psychic, apparently.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

You get nothing back. You just got hustled by the vending machine.

I put in William.

[Carth]

You get my 6,666th post, which originally unleashed William upon the forum.

I put in my 7,777th post.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get nothing. Because the thing you put in doesn't exist.

I put in Santa Claus.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

You get me sitting alone in the chat.. *glares*

I put in my emoticon army.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a virus that corrupts everything and puts it on my iSide.

I put in the war between SP and me.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

You get me defeating both of you.

I put in a letter to MoonScoop.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a war treaty telling you that you have no chance disguised as a letter from Moonscoop.

I put in my report card (Meep)

[Carth]

You get my report card, which is probably far worse...

I put in a thousand-dollar paperweight (ie, my laptop)

[SearchingLyoko offline]

You get the Dell Customer Support team... equally as paperweighty, but much heavier!

I put in this post.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get the Dell Customer Support team... equally as paperweighty, but much heavier!

I put in this post.

DELL CUSTOMER SUPPORT!? AAAAAAAAUGH!
I swear, they are horrible. I spent about four hours combined trying to figure out whether my netbook arrived for analysis or not. Their phone nav system was confusing, and I'm certain that it was looping me through the options at one point.

You get this post.

I put in a ROM file of Pokémon FireRed with no useable maps.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

You get a ROM of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team. Hope your emulator of choice can mock a 128k save battery.

I put in a copy of Front Mission 3.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

You get a copy of Front Mission 2.

I put in the song "Ayer" by Gloria Estefan.

[X L offline]

You get the song "In the Ayer" By Flo Rida

I put in a delicious new Mac Wrap from McDonalds

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

You get a new Cinnabon cheesecake slice from Burger King.

I put in Daft Punk and Leiji Matsumoto's "Interstella 5555".

[SearchingLyoko offline]

You get my sickness (so long! *escapes*)

I put in the cure for cancer.

[Slayer offline]

You get cancer

I put in a vending machine.

[X L offline]

You get a soda.

I put in my truck

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a pile of truck parts.

I put in my 1337 post (which will happen very soon)

[SearchingLyoko offline]

You get destroyed, such as ever 1337ist should.

I put in EVERY EMOTICON KNOWN TO MAN!

[TheAppleFreak]

You get the outlandishly horrible emoticons in MSN Messenger.

I put in the backspace key on my netbook, which is stiffer than it was before I sent it off to Dell.