sleepover of pwn(continued by a new person)

[matsumo itsu offline]

oh i didnt even have the tails.but guess what.now we are done*hands chase yung,wuya,and now evil omi and evil raymondu a potion that also turns them to a nine tail fox when ever they wish.**turns into the nine tail fox fully and eats serperith.*

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Sephiroth: If you think that's going to defeat me, think again.

(slices nine-tailed foxe's stomach (from the inside) into shreds and exits from what was the stomach as ruler of XANADU changes back into human form)

Sephiroth: And as for your friends...Get Ability.

(extends a hand which then absorbs their ability to turn into nine-tailed foxes)

Sephiroth: I'll save this for if I need it.

Me: Just give it up, ruler of XANADU! No one has destroyed him! NO ONE!! Besides, he's here to help us conquer more worlds. That is what you want, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?!

[matsumo itsu offline]

*falls down and falls asleep in alot of pain but is asleep*

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Sephiroth: (picks up ruler of XANADU, puts in on a bed, and uses healing materia on him) I must go now. (turns toward me) Tell ruler of XANADU that I enjoyed our fight. (his wing cover his entire upper half of his body, and he vanishes)

Me: Cooooooool. (continues playing "Kingdom Hearts")

[Sithking Zero offline]

Hi, guys! Did Sephiroth just leave?

[Shademan v.39 offline]

(All of the sudden, Sephiroth pops out of nowhere)

Sephiroth: You rang?

Me: (at the PS2) Hey, Sephiroth!! How do you beat yourself in this game?!

Sephiroth: (sigh) I'm not telling you. That's why they made GameFAQs.

[Sithking Zero offline]

I know how!

(Pulls out picture and shows it to Sephiroth)

Here's a picture of your grandmother IN A STRING BIKINI!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sephiroth: IT BURNS!!!! AAAAAAAAUGH!!!

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Sephiroth: Waaiiiitt...I don't HAVE a GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!

(pulls out Masamune and points it toward Sithking)

Sephiroth: Show me your strength.

("One-Winged Angel" starts playing)

Me: Oh, NOOOOO!!! Not AGAIN!!!!!

[matsumo itsu offline]

*wakes up from being fainted*whats going on?*pulls out a gun that can kill seprith**fires*

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Blocks shot)

I must warn you, I have mastered the art of...

(turns and runs)

RUNNING AWAY SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL! AAAAAAAUUUUUGH!

[matsumo itsu offline]

*uses wu di sedo staff**attacks seprioth with it**fires another bullet from the gun that can kill seprioth*there we go that should do it.what do you think?

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Shows Zero walking up with a hole where his eye should be)

YOU MISSED.

[matsumo itsu offline]

*holds up a mirror*look again.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Sephiroth: Tsk, tsk. Nothing can kill me. Why? Because if that were the case, I wouldn't be to make any more cameo appearances in Kingdom Hearts or any FFVII related projects, now would I? (points his finger toward ruler of XANADU) Maybe you better just think about that.

(starts to walk away, but turns around)

Sephiroth: Hmm....brownies.

(takes a bite)

Sephiroth: ...Mother will want the recipe. Oh, by the way...

(throws Zero healing materia)

Sephiroth: Knock yourself out.

(walks away)

[matsumo itsu offline]

*thinks**hands seprioth a brownie*truth?*waits till he eats it and than dies beacuse there is a speacial potion in it that can even kill a immortal*

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Sephiroth: Uh, hellooooooooooooo? If you were paying attention to the last post, you would've noticed that I walked away. Besides, like I told you, I can't die. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't. As a matter of fact...

(takes Masamune and stabs himself. Gets up with blade still in his chest)

Sephiroth: You see this? See it? I commited suicide, and yet I'm still alive. (takes blade out of chest, and wounds heals itself in 3 seconds) No matter what happens, I can't die. That's up to the writers at Square Enix, pal.

Me: (nods head) Mmmhmm.

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

((When was the last time I posted on this? Oh well))

*sleeps* I'm to tired to do anything else.

[Narikii offline]

I'm too tired to sleep! XD

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Hmm...it seems that oddsgrlfriend is asleep...

(pulls out a bottle of hot sauce, dumps the contents into her mouth, and runs away)

SO LONG, SUCKA!!!! WOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Narikii offline]

I'm not asleep 'cause I'm too tired! So you can't pour the hot sauce on me next...

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

*licks lips* I love hot sauce! Thanks! But it's alittle blan.... *goes back to sleep*

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Awwww, man. Now I'll have to think of something else.

(pulls out of a bowl of warm water. Looks at it.)

Psh, yeah right.

(throws bowl over shoulder. Bowl shatters.)

Eh, don't worry, Narikii, thought never entered my mind...or did it?

[Narikii offline]

Aah! Hot sauce! *Runs into a window, breaking the window*

[Shademan v.39 offline]

(sigh)

(dials phone number)

Yes, is this Allgood? I need a window repaired, on the double...Mmhmm...I can do that...Okay, thanks.

(Hangs up the phone, five seconds later...)

SCREEEEEEEEECH!!!

WRM (Window Repair Man): Window repair for Shademan!!

(WRM welds window back to the way it was)

Me: Cool. Here ya go. (gives WRM 100 bucks) Have a nice day!

(WRM drives off)

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

*wakes up* Hmmm....what to do now???? I KNOW!!!!!!! *blasts Hilary Duff songs and lips sings along with it while using her hair brush for a microphone*