Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[JeremysGirl offline]

1. Odd: What big teeth you have!
Kiwi: The better to bite you with.

2. Sissi: Let me in!
Herv: I can't. You have the key.

3. There can be only one!

[Jazzy Josh offline]

#1
*Kiwi pukes*
Odd: KIWI!!?!? Why did you do that???!?!???!!!!
Kiwi: I'm tired of Cocktail Weenies and Zombies, I'm ready for Full Blown Male!!!!! LAY THE MEATBALLS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!

#2
Sissi: Watch me dance!!!! *begins to disco*
Herb: Uh....Sissi....., Disco's dead
Sissi: Well what do you know, you're not the principal, my dad is, and he's doing it with me...

#3
Nicholas: Finally I've found a way to cook Cocktail Weenies at high speed!!!! But where did it go? NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cocky? Where are you???? Wait a second.....I feel that I'm missi.....DANG!!!!!!! Now I'm missing 2.....

[DeadViolet offline]

#1
#3
Nicholas: Finally I've found a way to cook Cocktail Weenies at high speed!!!! But where did it go? NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cocky? Where are you???? Wait a second.....I feel that I'm missi.....DANG!!!!!!! Now I'm missing 2.....

OMG!!! nick lost his d*ck!!!! ill be childless!!!!!!!!!! no!!!! i need his c*m!!!!

[McTrooper offline]

#1 Someone told Kiwi to bite the ham that feeds him.

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[TB3]

Hi ya'll!

Well this time I'm avoiding all sickness and have tried to create a continual story through the pictures.

1:
ODD: Here Kiwi – come here boy.
KIWI: There is no Kiwi, only Zuul…
ULRICH: XANA?
JEREMIE: There’s no activated tower – this is the real deal. Demonic possession.
KIWI: Bring me a child, that I might live again!
ODD: Dude, my dog is talking! And he’s a sicko!
KIWI: On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.
ULRICH: When your dog is possessed, but NOT by an evil supercomputer who ya gonna call!

Three hours later…
2:
Delmas has called in THE GHOSTBUSTERS (Yay!) to exorcise Kiwi. Sissi screams with joy.
SISSI: OMFG! The Ghostbusters! The coolest nerds ever! You should take lessons Jeremie.
GHOSTBUSTERS (clutching their ears at the high-pitched fangirl-screaming): ARRGH! It’s awful. Our old enemy Mr. Stay Puft is clearly possessing this maiden. ZAP HER!
Sissi is persued across the campus by the Ghostbusters as proton beams fly everywhere (ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ). Meanwhile at the cafeteria…
ROSA: Sorry kids we’re out of steaks.
The kids boo and then Sissi bangs up against the locked door as the Ghostbusters close in on her.
SISSI: Let me in! Please for God’s sake let me in!
Herve watches on quietly as Sissi is fried by electron beams.
HERVE: Rosa, I think I’ve got a fresh supply of meat for you.

One hour later…
3:
GHOSTBUSTERS: There – a clear victim of demonic possession! Look at the drooling mouth, the vacant eyes, the sloping Neanderthal brow. ZAP HIM! :laser::laser:
NICK: AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!
JEREMIE: Uh, you guys might be the experts but that’s what Nick looks like 24/7.
GHOSTBUSTERS: Our work here is done – the evil is banished. $3000 please Principal Delmas.
In the background Kiwi runs by on two legs shooting a handgun at the ghost of Leon Corbe. No-one notices.

Okay, my worst captions ever, but I look forward to hosting the next competition.

[McTrooper offline]

#3. Nick: I've heard of hair razing experiences, but this is ridiculous.

#2 Sissi: Knock, Knock

Herve: Oh hi Sissi

Sissi: Idiot you're supposed to say 'who is there'.

Herve: I can see you Sissi, so I don't need to ask.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! TB3 Not doing SICK?!?!?!?!?!?! It's the end of the world!!!!!

[DeadViolet offline]

GHOSTBUSTERS: There – a clear victim of demonic possession! Look at the drooling mouth, the vacant eyes, the sloping Neanderthal brow. ZAP HIM! :laser::laser:
NICK: AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!
JEREMIE: Uh, you guys might be the experts but that’s what Nick looks like 24/7.
GHOSTBUSTERS: Our work here is done – the evil is banished. $3000 please Principal Delmas.
In the background Kiwi runs by on two legs shooting a handgun at the ghost of Leon Corbe. No-one notices.
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now, ill be childless(thanks to lyoko is cool)and husbandless!!!!! might as well shoot myself.......

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I can do that!

this reminds me of a little quote:

Alien 1: So, what now?
Alien 2: Let's see. We're stranded on another planet with strategic air force, nuclear bombs, and John wayne. We hav this. *Hlds up pistol*
Alien 1: Is it loaded?
Alien 2: *Points gun at alien 1* Let's find out...

[Exploder offline]

1
Kiwi: GRRRRRR GRR GRGRGRGR ARF!

Ulrich: Jeez, Odd, what did you do to him?

Odd: I just wanted him to snuggly-wuggly in my lap!

Ulrich: *facial expression of horror* OH MY GOD!!! ODD'S A PET MOLESTER!!!

2
Sissi: Herb! Let me in! I've simply got to wash my hair!
Herb: No.
Sissi: Look over there! It's RAM!
Herb: Where?!?!? *dashes out door*
Sissi: YES!!!'

3
Nicholas: AHHRRGGHH!!
Jeremy: Mwahahahahahahaha! My perimeter defense system is fully functional! Now no one can steal Aelita!
Aelita: Hm?
Ulrich: Man, you've seriously got some issues.
Yumi: I'll say.

[DL offline]

So when is the deadline?

[Jazzy Josh offline]

tomorrow

Sissi: Well what do you know, you're not the principal, my dad is, and he's doing it with me...

[MY85 offline]

1) [Odd is offering dog food to Kiwi with his hand, but XANA pulled some trick and transformed Odd's hand into dogfood... Kiwi didn't hesitated to give a bite from the hand.]
Odd: Kiwi!! That's my... hey, what happened to my hand? Oh no, my body's... ahh!!
[Kiwi eats the dogfood-Odd alive]

2) Sissi: Herb, I'm trapped in this room with a bunch of Tequila bottles... what should I do?
Herb: Well, I'm gonna try getting the key...
[Odd passes by]
Sissi: Odd, help me!! What should I do?
Odd: [looks Tequila bottles] Eat the worm, motherf**ker!!

3) Palpatine: Surrender to the Dark Side of the Force, Nicolas.
Nicolas: Never!!
Palpatine: Whatever, you're just merely good for BBQ.

[DeadViolet offline]

contest over!!!! here are winnings:

#1 piccy
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1. magnua401
2. blue armor boy
3. darkborn
4. mewberries
5. stonecreek
6. reesene
7:tb3
8. jeremysgirl
9. angelbolt
10. rodri

#2 piccy
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1. magnus
2. dl
3. blue armor boy
4. angelbolt
5. lyoko is cool
6. darkborn
7. rodri

#3 piccy
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1. lyoko is cool/dl(its a tie.
2.tb3
3. reesene
4. rodri
5. stonecreek
6.jeremysgirl

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Yaay!...
So, who gets the next one?
If no one else's got anything, I got some pretty weird pics... But then again, if anyone else's got it, I can wait.

[MY85 offline]

So, who gets the next one?

It's TB3's turn now. After he does it, you can host after him, okay?

And Erika, you forgot to rank the most random captions, the sickest ones and the most funniest ones. That's the way the contest goes.

[DeadViolet offline]

And Erika, you forgot to rank the most random captions, the sickest ones and the most funniest ones. That's the way the contest goes.

sowwy, rodri onii-san.

[Carth]

TB3 gets it, I thinks.

[TB3]

Yo dudes - here's the next batch of pictures - if everyone considers the last round graded and marked appropriately.

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The closing date is next Saturday - have fun!

[Darkborn offline]

1) Odd: Mwahahahahaha! Fools! Fear my Kitty Litter attack! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OBLIVION IS AT HAND!!!!!!
Aelita: OMG KITTY LITTER IS EVERYWHERE!! OMG!! OMG!.....OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

2)Sissi:Hello, Operator?
Operator: Yes, This is the Operator
Sissi: Do you know the number for 911?
Operator: Is this some kind of joke?
Sissi: No! I need the number for 911!
Operator: *hangs up*
Sissi: Hello? Hello?! Great. Now who is going to call the The Police? It's not like I can pick up a phone and dial 911, and the Police would be there.

3)Introducing..JESUS BOOTS!. Yes, with JESUS BOOTS, ANYONE can walk on water!

[Carth]

Okay. I know I'm opposed against dirty captions and all, but for #1 I couldn't resist.

#1

Aelita: Odd...why do you have that look on your face? The last time you had that look on your face, you were about to rape the next girl that walked by...

#2

Sissi: JEREMIE! YOUR STUPID COMPUTER MADE ME BREAK A NAIL!
Odd: (from in Lyoko) Of course...

#3

And thus did Mr. Delmas's training for the Summer Olympics begin.

[magnus4001 offline]

Jesus Boots - good one, DB.

#1

Odd: Wouff! Aelita, did you eat something with garlic in it?

Aelita: Yes. I guess my breath smells pretty bad, huh? Sorry about that.

Odd: Yeah, it’s pretty lethal. But, look on the bright side, at least now you’ve got a weapon to use against XANA’s monsters!

#2

Sissy: What are all these weird symbols on the keyboard?

Jeremie (off camera): That’s the alphabet, Sissy. You use it to spell words.

Sissy: Oh-hhh. That sounds important. Maybe they should teach that in school or something.

Jermie (off camera):…

#3

Mr. Delmas: You truant children can’t get away from me! Not when I can head you off by taking this short-cut over the polluted river! The pollution has thickened the water, turning it into disgusting brown and green sludge, making it easy to cross! I have you now!

Odd: Curses! He’s right! That’ll teach us to pollute.

Yumi: Remember kids, don’t make the same mistakes we did. Instead - Reduce, Reuse and Recycle!

Me: This public service announcement brought to you by LyokoFreak.net.

[Mewberries151]

Caption 1:

Odd *thinking*: Wasn't her earring higher up on her ear last season?

Caption 2:

Sissi: You know...this is taking my image problem a little too far. Not only am I constantly a source of love/hate among fans, but now I have a scrolling watermark across my face? What's a girl to do?!

Caption 3:

Mr. Delmas: Dashall Robert Parr...this old man is coming to school you. *evil laugh* ("Incredibles" reference... woot!)

[TL.]

My first Caption Competition entry.

Pic 1:
Odd: Look at my squinted eyes, high brow and twisted smile! They are the mark of TRUE EVIL! BWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Pic 2:
Sissy: DAMN! The Materialisation Program isn’t responding! Ctrl, Alt, Delete! CTRL, ALT, DELETE! Come-on you decade old computer! Work! Load task manager!

Pic 3:
Jeremie: This reading is taken from the Good News Bible (Today’s English Version), from the gospel of Matthew (Geczy), Chapter 14, verses 25 to 33.

Jeremie: 25 Between 3 and 6 in the afternoon, Delmas came to the gang, running on the Seine. 26 When they saw him running on the Seine, they were terrified. ‘He is possessed!’ they said and screamed with fear.
27 Delmas spoke to them at once. ‘Give me Aelita!’ he said. ‘XANA’s orders!
28 Then Odd spoke up. ‘Sir, if you are possessed, I shall fight you’.
29 ‘GGGGRRRRRR’ said Delmas. So Odd climbed down from the bridge and started walking on the water (JesusBootsarecoyprightDarkbornEnterprises2003-2006) towards Delmas. 30 But when he noticed the strong pummelling Delmas gave him, he was afraid and started to sink into the water. ‘Save me, Ulrich’ he cried.
31 At once Ulrich reached down and grabbed hold of him and said, ‘What little strength you have! Why couldn’t you beat him?’
32 Delmas leaped gracefully onto the bridge and charged his purple-glowie-hands. 33 Then the gang on the bridge cursed XANA. ‘Truly you are possessed!’ they exclaimed.

Jeremie: Here endeth the reading

(for that one, I really did use a Bible)

[Exploder offline]

1:
Odd: HeheheheeheheheheheheehehheeheheheheeeeeMWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! *explosion*

Director: AHHH cut, now how many times do I have to tell you to stop doing that. ARRGGG... bring out the Auto Creeper Maker!

---take 2-

Creeper: *fires*

Odd: Hehe...hehe...hehehe......MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *explosion*

Director: CUT! Jeez, just STOP BLOWING THAT THING UP!!!

Odd: Ok, ok, ok...

Director: Arg...bring out the Auto Creeper Maker!

Stagehand: *presses button* BOOM!!!

Director: WHAT NOW?!?!?!!?

Stagehand: It blew up...

Director: ARGGHHGHHGHGHGGH!


^ Kudos to anyone who recognizes this scene ^


2:
Sissi: Ooohh... I found the fashion website I've been looking for!

Computer: bleep! *window pops up*

Sissi: Jeremy, what's an "illegal operation?"

Jeremy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *pounds fist*

Sissi: Helloooo...I'm over here...

3:
Odd: Oh look, it's Mr. Delmas! Oh crap, what If he recognizes us and realizes that we're skipping school to come here!

Ulrich: RUN!!!!!

Delmas: DETENTION!!! YOU'VE ALL GOT DETENTION!!

Ulrich: It's all over...