101 Things to do With... Fruit Cake!

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

26. Make dozens and use them for target practice on the people walking below you on a 5 story or higher building.

27. Start a Fruitcake of Trust between your friends and each day a new friend gets it and adds one of their personal secrets to the cake.

[Reesane offline]

28: Weppon of mass distrution(sp)!

[DeadViolet offline]

hit the person who gave it to you wit it repeatedly in the groin!!

[TB3]

30: Eat it (I happen to find fruit-cake delectable )

[Darkborn offline]

31) hit TB3 over the head with it because i already said that!

[TB3]

32) To hit Darkborn back with once I've cooly disarmed him as Ulrich did his clone in Revelation

[MY85 offline]

Guys, if you wanna brawl around, use the Hug/Flirt/Smack thread. I see that happening in other part of the Games section and I imght lock it.

Now since TB3 repeated an action...

<b>30)</b> Feed poisoned fruit cake to some tigers.

[Reesane offline]

31. Bullet(sp) prof vest...

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

32. Tie it to your head, and when people ask, tell them it's the latest fashion in Paris.(Paris, Texas, that is.)

[Reesane offline]

33. Novelty earings.

[Agent_Marquez offline]

34. Auction it by saying it was bitten by George W. Bush.
35. To wipe your butt.
36. Donation to the hobos.
37. To light it on fire.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

38. Have a contest with your friends: Everyone gets an axe. First person to make a dent in it wins.

[Darkborn offline]

39. Feed it to The Phantom Stranger

[Carth]

40. Feed it to Odd. Don't tell him what it is.
41. Feed it to Sissi. Don't tell her what it is.
42. Do NOT eat it.
43. Feed it to Odd. Tell him what it is. After he eats it.

[Exploder offline]

44: Feed it to Kiwi secretly under the table.
45: Use it to break a window
46: Use it to kill Sissi.

[*Star* Gazer offline]

47. Hit my annoying computer with it.

48. Give it to Herb saying its from Sissy. (and secretly from Kiwi?)

[Reesane offline]

48. Sell it as the seacrt to imortality.

Oh, and by the way... I have found an edeble fruitcake!!! It was moist and sweet... But I hated it never the less..

[DeadViolet offline]

use it to kill sadam husane an osama bin ladin! the world would be a happier place! whee!

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

right...

49.I'm thinking something involving a blowtorch, a blender, a chainsaw, and a mallot...

Yeah, I've been obsessed with blenders since I read a funny CL fic involving them...

[Agent_Marquez offline]

Some of you suck at Math... I can see it.

<b>52.</b> Feed Star Way with the cake.
53. For slingshot attacks.
54. Possible inspiration for a Pokéball design.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Ha! Pokeball...
#55) why have a bullet proof vest ehen you can have a bulet that breaks through abullet proof vest?
ACK! I've been shot!
How'd they do it? You had a vest!
It was it was... th pastries!
Crumuffin! Foiled by the fancy danish again.

[blackyumi offline]

56.make all lyoko haters eat it

[michaeldim offline]

Yeah, I've been obsessed with blenders since I read a funny CL fic involving them.

Could you link to this please?

Back on topic:
57. Attach rockets to it. Big ones. Really big ones.

[TB3]

58: Gather together all the fruitcakes of the world and then use them as bricks to build third-world shelters.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

michaeldim: sorry, I don't have a link. I read it a looong time ago.
Agent_Marquez: No, I don't suck at math. Someone forgot to number theirs, so I just put the number they should have used for mine. Even if they had numbered it, It wouldn't have gotten to 52, which is where you started.

Back on topic:
59. Use it as a cushion to sit on when riding the subway.(probably not much softer that a subway seat, though.)