The Strange Sayings and Oxymorons Game

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

[quote My dad:] Twit: A writer's term for a pregnant goldfish.

? I never woulda guessed. BAB, you're a twit. HA![/quote]

Ehhh okay... I'm glad I dont have to stoop down to your level

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Yeah, I'm most likely taller than you.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

Thats not what it means..

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Well I'm always looking at things in a diferet way. It's an aiuthores thng, you wouldn't get it. Unless you sddenly combusted and became Blue Armor Girl... Then you wold be BAG...

Anyways...
Dragged short
Phonetically: WHy isn't it spelled the way it sounds?

[2 the infirmary! offline]

The tale of two cities:

"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

[Reesane offline]

Dracula’s particular vehicular vernacular’s spectacular!

[Hopperlyoko offline]

Were now alone together...

[LadyChaos offline]

how about a 'deafening silence'?
I know I've heard more than that; I just can't think of anything else right now. There was a commercial for some car company that had a few oxymorons; that's the only one I can remember from it.
Rose

[2 the infirmary! offline]

didn't Shel Silverstien write a book called "Falling Up"??

[Hopperlyoko offline]

Yup, what about
Tax Return
Working Vacation
Virtual Reality
Head Butt

[101sissyhater offline]

sober drunk
killer lifesaver
preppy goth
pregnant virgin
dumb genius
smart idiot
pretty ugly
fat skinny
timid bully
101 says: i play this game with my family all the time

[Rycr offline]

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead." --Samuel Goldwyn
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
I'd kill for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Even odds
Exact estimate
Millitary Intelligence
Unbiased opinion

[Reesane offline]

Why is a ship full of goods called a cargo and a truck full of goods called a shipment?

[Rachiru offline]

Me and my friend were doing a project for health on how bad meth is and we made a video. So we got to around the end of the video and I said "And remember, meth is illegal." And my friend responded with "Very illegal!" Then the extremely weird credits came on. The point is: How can something be "very illegal?" Meth isn't just the regular kind of illegal! It's very illegal!

[Dr. Ezra offline]

inuyasha has rabies!!!!!

Well, duh.

[DeadViolet offline]

I got a new one!!

puritanism(a.)-the haunting fear, that someone, somewhere may be happy.

ethernet(n.)-something used to catch the etherbunny.

[Jeremified offline]

Sorry for bumpy, but I got this in an e-mail.

1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2- Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

3- Half the people you know are below average.

4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

9- All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

10- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11- I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

12- OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

17- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

19- I intend to live forever; so far, so good.

20- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23- My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32- The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33- Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34- If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

[Tom Bone offline]

Here's an oxymoron for ya: "Good morning" *rim shot*

[Rudger offline]

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.

I used up all of my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

When your as great as I am, Its hard to be humble.

mankind is proof that god has a sense of humor.

everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.