Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Chad Rains offline]

#3
Here we see Jeremie watching Odd's latest movie Paper Cuts of Doom. The opening sequence is a bunch of kids playing bingo when suddenly the cards attack.

ROFL. That's so random its funny.

[lyokodude offline]

#1
odd: Kiwi is mine !!!
Jim: hey thats me not you
Odd: Qwll who cares this is my dog
#2
Odd: what Ugh no its the invisible hand
#3
Jeremie: so I told Mr. President.... What Aeleata are yuo slepping . Oh she looks so cute will she's sleping

[DeadViolet offline]

I'm at school typing this!! yay!!! see you tonight! SU!

[Stonecreek]

I've got another story going with my three captions.

#1

Jimbo: Kiwi's mine and mine alone! We're in love!

Kiwi: God, would you stop feeling me up already?

Odd: Yeah - only I get to do that!

#2

Girl slapping Odd (forgot who): That's for liking Kiwi better than me! I'm telling the whole school you're doing it with a dog!

Odd: It's not my fault he looks better than you! *gets slapped again*

#3

Jeremie: So, the rumors are true. Odd IS doing it with Kiwi. But did she (again, the girl's name would be good here) have to post pictures of them on the school's server?

[Darkborn offline]

#1 Jim: This is MY DOG! GET THE F**K AWAY FROM IT!
Odd: But Jim!
Jim:(To Kiwi) YOU ARE MINE NOW!! YOU BELONG TO ME!
Odd: Jim!
Jim: Now, Listen kid..I know you love this dog, but I love ass raping little dogs more than you
(pulls down pants)
Jim: Ahhh yea, This is fun!

#2
Ulrich: Oh no, Odd.
Odd: What?
Ulrich: You got some tomato sauce on your cheek, Lemme get it off
Odd: Ew ew ew ew!!! GET IT OFF!!

#3
(Odd comes through the door)
Jer: *sigh* What did I tell you to do?
Odd: What?
Jer: Go Get some snacks! Per-haps A Car-Bon-Ated So-Da!
Odd: Huh
Yumi(OS) I Hope they have Icee's!
Ulrich(OS) I've chosen...the large tub.
Kiwi(OS) I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn...and it's non-dairy.
Odd: You have been watching Kung Pow: Enter the Fist...Haven't you?
Jer/Yumi/Ulrich: CHOSEN ONE! (hiss)

[Stonecreek]

Our first captions are too close, I think.

[Darkborn offline]

Hmmm, Never noticed that. Is that Ok, if they are that similar?

[Stonecreek]

Dunno. That's why I brought it up. i have a theme going, so I'd like to keep mine, but you upped the sick factor with yours (didn't know that much was OK...). Your call, I guess.

[Darkborn offline]

Lets keep it. No harm done. Great minds think alike.

[Skorpigeist offline]

pic one: I got nothing

Pic two:

Odd: Look Jeremie! I know that I scored with Aelita before you did, but it was Sooooooooooooooo easy, and the least you could do is fight me like a ****ing man!

pic three:

Aelita: So tell me about your dream Jeremie

Jeremie Well my dream that you were in invovled strawberries, whipped cream, rope and scissors.......

Aelita: and what happened?

Jeremie: well lets just say it was GOOD MORNING and that I needed a long cold shower after waking up from it.

[Mewberries151]

Oh my...

Caption 1:

Jim: What's that, Kiwi? XANA is supreme overlord?

Odd:

Caption 2:

*WHACK*

Ulrich (OS): I suppose you're going to say you didn't deserve that either?

Odd: No no...that one I deserved.

(Very vague POTC reference, that one is... ^^; )

Caption 3:

Jeremie: You know...even for XANA...this is just low. He knew I'd fall for the old "I Love You" virus e-mail...it said "From: Aelita".

*sweatdrops* Mine are awful...the screens are great, but I have really bad ideas.

[TL.]

I'm not so impressed by mine this week, but it was the best I could think of.

1:
Jim: Odd! You know the rules. I'm taking the dog away! *Que sad Violin music as Kiwi is taken away*

2:
XANA tries new tactics.

XANA processes random student. Student approaches Odd

Random Student: *Slaps Odd* You have offended my honour! I challenge you to a duel! Swords at Sundown!

3:
Jeremie poses for the cover of his autobiography
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[Waves_blade offline]

(Very vague POTC reference, that one is... ^^; )

Whats POTC, and its just one caption per pic right? Or am i wrong?

[Lani offline]

Ooooo, caption contest!

Pic 1.
Jim: Odd, this came out of your brain! I'm taking it away!
Odd: ...Eh? But- wait!
Jim: I'm disposing of it!
Kiwi: Haha, sucker.

Pic 2.
Odd: NOOO! EVIL GIANT DEMONIC HAND OF DOOOOOOOM! *cries*

Pic 3.
And thus, the staring contest between you and Jeremie begins. And Jeremie automatically wins.


@_@ They suck xD;; What I get for trying to think after just waking up...

[McTrooper offline]

#1 Jim: You feed this poor inocent dog your dirty sweat socks? I'm taking him away from you.

Kiwi: * gives Odd the evil eye *

= = =

Thank you Vchat20

[Chad Rains offline]

Thank you Vchat20

[Waves_blade offline]

#1
Jim :cmon mr. hand we got to getback to class.

#2
Mystery girl : Feel the burn?
Odd: squik.
Mystery girl: you are such a rat!

#3
Jeremy: ..... and that is how a male organ works. Any questions?
Aelita: yeah can you go faster next time?

[MY85 offline]

1) Odd: Jim, let Kiwi alone.
Jim: He's forbidden at Kadic. You knew pets aren't allowed.
Odd: Strange. How can Mr. Delmas have you at Kadic. You're his pet after all...
Jim: Shut it or he's dead.
[Jim walks away]
Odd: Darn, I lost my dog.
[Nicolas appears]
Nicolas: That's how Jim got rid of Furball, my cat.
Odd: How did he got rid of him?
[Nicolas whispers to Odd about Jim raping Nicolas' cat]
Odd & Nicolas: [yelling] Animal brutality!! Animal brutality!!
Nicolas: Someone call the police!! He's going to rape Kiwi...
Odd: ...and show it on the Internet.
Nicolas: Damn!! Furball... oh my god... *faints*

2) Sissi: Don't you ever talk ot me again.
[Odd walks to his room]
Ulrich: Got dumped by 5 chicks in a day. You're ranking it for Guinness, Odd.
Odd: Love is a motherf**ker.

3) Virtual voice: Hello Jeremie. Ready for your image assistant?
Jeremie: Certainly.
Virtual voice: First, destroy those geeky glasses. Buy Ray Ban sunglasses instead.
Jeremie: Now what?
Virtual voice: Purple is the colour of the season!!
Jeremie: Okay... now, what's next?
Virtual voice: You got blonde hair. That's great. Now, dye the center of it purple.
Jeremie: What??
[At Lyoko, Odd, Ulrich and Yumi are cracking up to Aelita's commandings at Jeremie]

[DeadViolet offline]

1) Odd: Jim, let Kiwi alone.
Jim: He's forbidden at Kadic. You knew pets aren't allowed.
Odd: Strange. How can Mr. Delmas have you at Kadic. You're his pet after all...
Jim: Shut it or he's dead.
[Jim walks away]
Odd: Darn, I lost my dog.
[Nicolas appears]
Nicolas: That's how Jim got rid of Furball, my cat.
Odd: How did he got rid of him?
[Nicolas whispers to Odd about Jim raping Nicolas' cat]
Odd & Nicolas: [yelling] Animal brutality!! Animal brutality!!
Nicolas: Someone call the police!! He's going to rape Kiwi...
Odd: ...and show it on the Internet.
Nicolas: Damn!! Furball... oh my god... *faints*

awww, my poor bishie boy and his kitty, poor odd and kiwi! I always had a suspicion about jim...wait!! you took the animal cruelty thing from me! no stealin!

[Carth]

Ooooo, caption contest!

Pic 1.
Jim: Odd, this came out of your brain! I'm taking it away!
Odd: ...Eh? But- wait!
Jim: I'm disposing of it!
Kiwi: Haha, sucker.

Pic 2.
Odd: NOOO! EVIL GIANT DEMONIC HAND OF DOOOOOOOM! *cries*

Pic 3.
And thus, the staring contest between you and Jeremie begins. And Jeremie automatically wins.


@_@ They suck xD;; What I get for trying to think after just waking up...

Jeremie wins, EH? THAT SHALL CHANGEINATE! HYAAAH!

(Jumps over to page 15)











AHA! HE BLINKED! I SWEAR HE DID!

(Kills computer)

Ehh...kay.

I really have to stop drinking hot choco before bed. And not coffee. Cause coffee pwns.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

#1
Jim: You see, Odd this is how you grab a dogs butt!

#2
Whats her name... Emily?: B*TCH!

#3
Jeremy: Ugh.. stupid dial-up...

Estimated time remaining
6 days 45 seconds

Jeremy: ITS ONLY 2 MB!

[MY85 offline]

Carth, when's the deadline for this round? And by the way, I'd suggest you to stop making weird yelling-style typos.

[YDV offline]

Pic 1:

Jim: My lunch.

Pic 2:

Odd: Ohhhhhh, it hurts so good! Yeah baby, YEAHHH!

Pic 3:

Jeremie is patiently watching his comptuer. Aelita comes into the room.

Aelita: What are you doing?

Jeremie: I'm playing XANA in chess.

Aelita: ....WHY?!!??!

Jeremie: He says if I beat him, he'll be a good supervirus and never bother us again. But if I lose then he gets to take you out on a date.

Aelita: You'd better win, then.. Knight to B5.

Jeremie: I know how to play chess, thank you.

Aelita: No.. you don't. You're gonna lose!

Jeremie: NO I'M NOT! *moves peice*

XANA takes his king in one move. The screen blanks out and the words "God Help You Now" appear on the screen.

Aelita: *sweatdrops* You're an idiot. *walks away*

[Chad Rains offline]

Pic 3:

Jeremie is patiently watching his comptuer. Aelita comes into the room.

Aelita: What are you doing?

Jeremie: I'm playing XANA in chess.

Aelita: ....WHY?!!??!

Jeremie: He says if I beat him, he'll be a good supervirus and never bother us again. But if I lose then he gets to take you out on a date.

Aelita: You'd better win, then.. Knight to B5.

Jeremie: I know how to play chess, thank you.

Aelita: No.. you don't. You're gonna lose!

Jeremie: NO I'M NOT! *moves peice*

XANA takes his king in one move. The screen blanks out and the words "God Help You Now" appear on the screen.

Aelita: *sweatdrops* You're an idiot. *walks away*

Priceless!

[Carth]

Agreed.

The deadline is Wednesday. And screamy typos are my trademark. I''ll just use them a little less...

oh. You're a mod. Maybe...yeah. I'll limit myself to three times a month or something.