Ask the CL kids

[MemoAwesome offline]

William: Where did you get a picture of my older brother?
(L, yay!)

Ulrich: What happened to your awesome Garage Kids pants?!?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Ulrich: Dad burnt 'em because I had the Cliff's Notes of two His Dark Materials books in the back pockets. I never knew he was a bitter fundie.

Jeremy: Seen the newest Doctor Who season finale yet? If so, please answer minimized question below:
Could you clone Aelita for me if I got you The Doctor's hand?

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Aelita: How would you react to a joke about how you are on a forum asking questions to characters that do not exist, and expecting to get clever answers from other people who are completely devoted to a show for 13 year olds that isn't real?

I would probably run crying to Lyoko. But you can't, because IT ISN'T REAL.

That does it. Lyoko422, you're on the list.

Anyway...

Jeremie: "pee-shaw. If you were a real Dr. Who fan, you wouldn't need to ask questions."

Ulrich, what can you tell me about the Stern Boarding School from Oban Star-Racers?

[SilverPrince offline]

That does it. Lyoko422, you're on the list.

Uh-oh, that doesn't sound good. What kind of list is it?

Ulrich: Aboslutely nothing.

Mrs. Della Robbia: Why on Earth did you name your son Odd?

[Carth]

Mrs. Della Robbia: Um...well, you see, I, uh...my husband named him! Yes. He did. Dear!

Nicolas: Why do you regard fishing in the moonlight as a romantic experience?

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Nicolas: There are multiple kinds of romance. The most popular version, which features male-female interaction of some sort, is merely one kind. It is entirely possible for things to be romantic without involving such activity. I happen to find the dance of pale moonbeams on the drops of water gently falling off my fishing line and into the cool depths of the river visually spectacular and quite romantic.

Oh, and also I may have been dropped on my head a couple of times.

Yumi and Sissi: How do you two feel about constantly getting used for fanservice?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Sissi: I'll let you in on a little secret: I offered Yumi a hundred Euro to get attacked by the vines in "Sabotage."
Yumi: You said that was between the two of us in perpetuity! We've got the contract, the photographed pinky swear-
Sissi: Well, it's common knowledge NOW, 'cause SOMEONE forgot to sign Aelita onto the confidentiality pact.

Aelita: Would you be willing to indulge in more fanservice shots if I offered you ten times what Sissi's paying?

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Ulrich: Aboslutely nothing.

Oh, shush up, Ulrich! I know (know!) you secretly own that boarding school!

Anyway...

Aelita: "Just what kind of girl do you think I am? I know better than to undress for people willing to pay me for it. Besides, a thousand Euro is peanuts compared to what Malky pays just so I let him massage my feet a little."

Jeremie & Aelita: how do you feel about your new designs on the CL novel cover art?

[MemoAwesome offline]

Aelita & Jeremy: Yay! Smaller heads!

Herb: You hang out with the prettiest girl in school and you're one of the ugliest. Why don't you take advantage of that and ask for a makeover?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Herb: Did you just insinuate that I was one of the ugliest GIRLS? I'll have your hide for that!

Taelia: Do you do any of Aelita's stunts?

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Taelia: Are you kidding me? I'm staying as far away from her as I can. Let's face it, possessed people and objects aren't that smart, and it would be a real shame if my one of them got confused and went after me, wouldn't it?

Franz Hopper: So, your entire life has pretty much been one long series of mistakes and failures that had to be fixed by a thirteen year old boy. Where do you think you first went wrong?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Franz: I think it started when this one guy from Project Carthage dared me to kill what wound up being one of L's doubles. Trust me, it's impossible to rebound from doing that.

Ms. Hertz: Why is it you asking me if I want to exit to the opening menu when I play "Fall of XANA"? Shouldn't you have, you know, no idea what the gang's up to?

[emoBillâ„¢ offline]

Mrs. Hertz: Well, uh, see, ever since me and Jim started going out, he made me think about what might really be going on with those darn kids...and maybe there is a secret that you're hiding...0_o Okay, or maybe I'm just letting him get to me.

William: Uh...uh...I LOVE YOU!!! *glomp*

[Carth]

William: What the- AELITA? Aren't you supposed to be Jeremie's girl or something? What's going on? Ack! You're heavier than you look...

William (again): The Schyphozoa is behind youuuu...

[HiddenWatcher offline]

William: Eh, it's okay. We actually got to be friends while working for Xana. It taught me how to make Aelita just stand there like a dummy instead of doing something constructive. It's all about image.

Aelita: So, I hear you spent a Christmas vacation at Jeremie's house. How was it? Was mistletoe involved?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Aelita: Yeah, there was mistletoe. But not on my part or Jeremy's. I swear, his parents are waaaaaaay too desperate to get him married. Or at least laid.

Jeremy: Now that XANA's gone, ever consider moving to Seattle and getting into the Shadowrunning biz? You and Aelita would be, like, the best Deckers EVAR.

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Jeremie: Actually, I prefer World of Warcraft. And Aelita likes Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

Milly and that other girl who follows Milly around and has even less relevance to the plot: Okay, this just hit me, but if you're running a newspaper, why do you carry a camera?

[SilverPrince offline]

Milly and Tammy or whatever her name is: Well, you see, we're not always just journalists. If the plot should call for it for some odd reason, we ignore the whole newspaper thing and transform into videojournalists! *dramatic fanfare*

XANA: So, what is your opinion on the Russia-Georgia conflict? Shouldn't it be your job to cause horror, unrest and violence in the world?

[Lyoko Wario offline]

XANA: Yeah, I've been feeling a little artificial depression over that recently... once there was a marvelous time when the public could actually realistically worry about computers taking over and eliminating all mankind, but I think they've discovered they can do a way more horrible job than we ever could. I mean, just look at what happened at my cousin the Y2K eight years ago... would you even have remembered him if I hadn't brought him up?

Tamiya: extra, extra! Read all about it! Racist forum members don't remember my name!

Odd: You have a huge apetite and yet you remain so scrawny... er, svelte. What's your secret workout routine?

[SilverPrince offline]

Odd: Work out? Psh. All the calories go straight to my hair.

Tanya/Tally/Timmy/Whatever: I bet you don't even know your name. Quick, without looking on Wikipedia, what's your last name?

[Carth]

Tamiya: Diop. Dee. Why. Oh. Peh. >8D

All Lyoko Warriors (including William, if you so desire): Where do you see yourself in ten years?

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Jeremie: Running an enormous conglomerate specializing in computer software and hardware as well as robotics, particularly those based on nano-technology.

Aelita: I'll be helping him with that. I'm also going to be a DJ on the side. Maybe I'll wear a disguise so no one will know it's me.

Ulrich: Probably a professional soccer player. If that falls through, I guess I can always be one of Jeremie's bodyguards.

Yumi: I honestly don't know.

Odd: I'll be a rock star/movie star/famous artist/skateboard daredevil/eating contest champion/something else cool! Yeah!

William: Therapy. If you need me, I'll be in therapy.

[desincarnation offline]

No question? Then I'll post one!
Jeremie: How's your robot Kiwi 2 doing? Do you still play basketball with it?

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Jeremie: Absolutely! I even figured out how to do that self-replicating thing. Just wait until the next time Odd and Ulrich challenge me to a basketball game. We'll see who's laughing then. Oh, yes...we'll see!

Odd: Have you ever tried juggling?

[Carth]

Odd: Juggling? Nope, I haven't tried it. Maybe the next time we have eggs for breakfast, I can sneak a few and practice...

Franz Hopper: What do you think of Jeremie Belpois?