Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but the speakers are broken.

I wish for the answers to this crossword puzzle...

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

GRanted but they are all cuss words.
I wish that all of the wishes were uncorupted and true.

[YDV offline]

Granted, but that causes a gigantic paradox that eats the universe as we know it. The Sports Gods, the Computer Gods, and the Technology Spirit are all like D: DRAS!!! So they immediately create a new universe. Which is perfectly normal, except stop signs are now green.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner....

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but no one eats you and you turn rotten and grow moldy. xP

I wish Windows was appreciated...

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but for all the wrong reasons.

I wish for a good job now that I have graduated...

[Tekirai offline]

Granteddity, but you only earn...how would you all say it... a quarter an hour?

I wish for rolls of toilet paper with puppies on 'em! :P

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

GRanted but the puppies are not potty trained.
I wish lyoko freak was mine! See if ya can corrupt that.

[YDV offline]

Granted, but everyone goes on strike, overthrows you, and replaces Erynn as the rightful head.

I wish I had money so I can Greyhound to DC later. xD;

[Zaeryth offline]

Granted, but it's not real money. It's Monopoly money.

I wish I knew how to speak 5 different languages.

[meow offline]

Granted. But no one understand you.

I wish there were no mosquitos in my house.

[Tekirai offline]

Granted, but you'll have loads of ants instead. Like me. Summer sucks.

I wish for a vile of stupidity. (like I'd need it, anyway)

[Zaeryth offline]

Granted, but it has a hole in it, and it ends up leaking stupid juice all over the floor! Oh no! =O

I wish I had a kazoo.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but it grows legs and incessantly kicks you!

I wish my sig could be longer...

[Zaeryth offline]

Granted, but it gets so large that it grows fangs and eats you! =O

I wish I owned Old Navy. xD

[Tekirai offline]

Granted, but it makes you explode or something.

I wish for something that doesn't hurt me. xD

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but everything and everybody else hurts you.

I wish 2+2 would equal 4...

[YDV offline]

Granted, but now it's Two plus Two equals Tetra. So the non-Russian speaking population goes mad. D:

I wish someone would buy me the Boys Night Out iTunes Essentials thing. xD;

[CHS09 offline]

Granted, but no one knows whats your talking about.

I wish for a years worth of chesse!

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

granted: it has mold on it

I wish XANA was made by me

[YDV offline]

Granted, but then Franz Hopper gets pissed off so he starts leaving angry messages on your answering machine:

*Beep!* JUNE 6TH, 1994: D*** IT, I'M COMING AFTER YOU, YOU ******* *****!!! D<

xD;;

I wish CL was real. D:

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but you can't get enough money to go to France. D:

I wish for chocolate!!!

[CHS09 offline]

Granted, but you only get the coco beans.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[lyokodragoness offline]

Granted, but your wish will be granted when you are on ground, and without water, you will die.

I wish I had more paper for my printer.

[YDV offline]

Granted, but you must live haunted for the rest of your life by the ghosts of the trees you killed. D:

I wish Ricky Ullman would come to my uh... township. So I can lock him in my basement. x3

[lyokodragoness offline]

Granted, but after you do, your basement will fly away for some random reason.

I wish I had chocolate syrup.