101 Things to do With... Fruit Cake!

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

60. Freeze it, and slide it down in the public, making everyone slip over it

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

haha.

61. Carve your homework assignment into it, then turn it in. See what grade you get with that.

[Leix offline]

62. Give it to a dumb blonde and tell them its a floatie.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

63. Put a smiley face on it and say it's your long-lost cousin Philonious.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

64. Get zeus to grant it the amazing power of spontainiousley combusting

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

65. Tape it to your face when you're embarrassed.

[Carth]

66. Give it to a hobo to use as a hat.

[Darkborn offline]

67. Hug it.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

67. Pretend it's your prom date.

[michaeldim offline]

68 (I think). Give it to the Mythbusters

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

69. Use it as a sheild in battle.

[TL.]

70. Make it mate with another fruitcake.

71. Use it to rebuild the Berlin Wall.

72. To fortify the North Korea DMZ.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

73. Use it to ward away unwelcome visitors at your doorstep.

"Hi, I was just coming to---"
*door opens. I'm standing there with a fruitcake raised above my head.*
"AHHHHH!!!!"

[Darkborn offline]

74: throw it through a window with a note on it.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

75. Message in a fruitcake!!(Well, if it doesn't sink, that is.)

[Darkborn offline]

76: Place alot of them in a package and send it to a homebuilding company with a sign on it that says "Bricks"

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

77. Use it as a drum.

[michaeldim offline]

78. Make a feture length movie about it. Which has a TV series based off it, which has a spin-off starring Joe Flanigan.

[MY85 offline]

(Correcting the post count)

<b>80)</b> Spread butter on it and feed it to your hamster.
81) To play football.
82) To pay hookers.
83) Take a picture of it and use it for wallpaper.
84) Use it as a bling-bling.
85) To hide seeds inside it.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

86. Get all technical and make it into an MP3 player.

[Reesane offline]

89. Use it to build a shrine to XANA.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

90. Try to flush it down your cousin's toilet and laugh when it gets clogged.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

91. Booster seat!

[Reesane offline]

92. Clam that it's a biological weapon. See what happens.

Just a few mor posts an I'll tipe this up. Then we have to finish the lint one.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

93. Carve it into the shape of a bannana
94. Use it as an umbrella
95. Try to bake it into a pie
96. Try to cut in half with a chainsaw
97. Give it to your friend and say its his dog
98. Cover it in chocolate and eat it
99. Throw it at someone driving by
100. Make it into a snowball

Somone else can get 101