Vending Machine III: Revenge of the Manufacturers

[Carth]

You get Andy Warhol!

I put in the 60s.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get the United States Civil War, fought in the 1860s.

I put in a lump of coal.

[Carth]

You get Santa Claus!

I put in your soul.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get nothing, as you put nothing in. Muahahahaha.

I put in a football.

[Carth]

You get the movie "Fame".

I put in a portion of my hopes and dreams.

(I'm sorry I forgot you didn't have a soul. Uh, here. *gives a soul* You can keep it or throw it away.)

[X L offline]

you get a big bag of failure.


I put in...IMMA LET YOU FINISH! I just wanna say that Beyonce has the best video of all time!

I...ummm.... put in my reaction to being interupted by Kanye West.

[Carth]

You get Hold on Carth, imma let you finish, but I just wanna say that XanaduMasterVirus had one of the best vending machine posts of ALL TIME!

I put in Chinese Mystery Butter. When applied to the body, it will rejuvenate even the most withered old soul.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a much less gray, much more fit, much more vibrant Waldo Schaeffer. Who has perfect 20/20 vision and no longer needs glasses O SHI-

I put in the Sun.

[Carth]

You get the Son, Our Lord Jesus Christ.

<s>A younger Waldo Schaeffer. I'm having a hard time imagining that. It's like he's one of those guys who was just born old or something.</s>

I put in a bungee cord.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get Bungie Studios.

I put in the USS Enterprise.

[Carth]

You get the R.S.S. Titanic.

I put in Alexandre Pepin.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get Christopher M'bala, another character not many have heard of.

I put in World of Warcraft. That's right, the whole world. (Of warcraft.)

[Carth]

You get MapleStory, the worst MMO in the world.

I put in my AP English teacher.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get my chemistry teacher.

I put in my splint.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get Sprint, who operates the third largest wireless communications network in the United States.

I put in Cher.

[Carth]

You get her <s>daughter</s> son, Chas.

I put in the Pregnant Man.

[X L offline]

You get a photo of him

I put in a 1996 Saturn SL1 Which i no longer need since i am buying a truck. (One of you can let my brother know his car is in there somewhere though)

[TheAppleFreak]

You get an expired rebate from Cash for Clunkers.

I put in the NYC subway system.

[Carth]

You get the D.C. metro system.

I put in my heart, fresh from my chest.

[X L offline]

You get an empty cardboard box

I put in a box of thousands of DVD-R discs labeled Y2K Virus

[Stonecreek]

You get an empty cardboard box

I put in a box of thousands of DVD-R discs labeled Y2K Virus

You get a WTF, 'cause I don't think DVD-R was around in 1999, when they Y2K thing was all the rage.

I put in a can of Snapple Iced Tea (I like putting things in that normally come out of vending machines...)

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a can of Arizona Sweet Tea. Which is not from Arizona.

I put in a bag of potato chips.

[Carth]

You get 95 cents.

I put in a pair of men's underwear.

[X L offline]

You get a pair of ladies underwear

i put in a VHS tape

[Carth]

You get a Blu-Ray disc.

I put in a purple shirt.