Sleepover of pwn

[Rail Runner offline]

*pours milk on oddsgirlfriends tongue to get it unstuck* there...are you ok...dont do that again. Im running out of milk here. *jumps in truck to go get more*

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

*plops on the floor* Thank you! *pants*

[Rail Runner offline]

*comes back with more milk* you are welcome, *cooks some stuff for everyone*

[Narikii offline]

What stuff are you cooking?

[Rail Runner offline]

steaks..burgers, barbecue, anything....what would you like me to fix? its all up for grabs.

[Rudger offline]

I want another steak if you please and I thought you drove an STI not a truck. unless its my truck, in which case I am cool wit dat.

[Narikii offline]

I have a convertible! It's right...here! I'm going to drive it!
*Convertible crashes into a wall*
Okay...I don't have a convertible anymore.

[Rail Runner offline]

*hands Narikii $40,000, while cooking another steak for Rudger* Well, the STI keeps getting stolen here, so I doubt anyone would wanna drive my Dodge Ram diesel which is a 6 speed manual...so I am using that now..the STI is safely hidden. *finished cooking the steak, he hands it to Rudger* there ya go man.

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

*looks at VSTI confused* Dodge Ram diesel? 6 Speed Manual? AH! IT'S CAR TALK! *runs away*

[Rail Runner offline]

ok...ill explain...*opens hood and doors* now..look at the engine, instead of running on normal gasoline..this is diesel fuel..similar to what the big rigs run...*shows you the inside of the truck* instead of being an automatic transmission..this truck has a transmission where you can decide when to change your gears, it has 6 forward gears, plus reverse and 4 wheel drive hi and lo..thats half the fun of it *closes everything and resets his alarm, then returns to cooking the food* who wants a burger..

[Narikii offline]

YAY!!!! MONEYMONEYMONEY!!!!!!
I hope I don't crash my new car!

[Rail Runner offline]

*gives you the phone number to a driving school* that should come in very very handy for you.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

(looks around the room, and sees two unused plug-in outlets)

Hang on, you guys. Be right back.

(drives off in 2006 Nissan Sentra SER Spec V that Virtualized STI was so generous in lending to me)

30 seconds later...

(comes back with a 27" TV screen, PS2, and a few games)

(plugs in and connects PS2 and TV to each other, and puts in "Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal")

Anyone care to take me on in multiplayer mode?

[Rail Runner offline]

*cleans the grill* nah, I am gonna make a food run for now, what does everyone want...multiple stops are ok here.

[Jeremified offline]

Muhaha! *Sucks in energy from all around the room, thus making it colder, then sprays a hose which freezes upon solid contact*

[Rail Runner offline]

*looks at jeremified* ummmm ok...*runs away quickly*

[Jeremified offline]

YOUS TOO LATE! 8DDD;; *sprays VSTI with hose, freezing him upon contact* Ooooh, an ice sculpture! So 3-d and lifelike...

[Rail Runner offline]

*calls up an intense heat melting the ice, and with fire in his eyes, grabs Jeremified and straps him to the front of a bus* muhahahahaha.

[MalikDrako offline]

*turns into flame and melts the ice*

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Yaaaay!!! Fight!!!

(picks up bus Jeremified is on and hurtles it toward an abandoned building with Jeremified in the front)

*BOOM*

MWA HA HA AHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Let that be a lesson to thee, Jeremified, for messing with Shademan, version 39!!!!!!

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Borrows bus from Shademan and Jeremified, then drives away.)

(Comes back an hour later with Potato chips and Super Smash Brothers Melee.)

Snack, anyone?

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Hmm...What kind?

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Ruffles through bag)

Ruffles, Pringles, Cheese popcorn, Cheese spread, and Moose Tracks Ice cream.

(Hides Malted Milkballs behind back)

[CHS09 offline]

TAQUITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Moose Tracks Ice Cream?! THE Moose Tracks Ice Cream!!! COOL!!!

(grabs a bowl and gets a modest amount of the ice cream)

Thanks, Sithking!!