Ask the CL kids

[Rho offline]

XANA: Because that'd be too easy and too predictable. And it wouldn't be as fun as say, the possession of those vines.


Jim: Tell us about the time you were offered a chance to invest in Wal-Mart and you declined.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Jim: Well, as anyone who's worked at Wal-Mart knows, you have to either work there for the stock or inherit it from someone else. I'd rather not talk about my first two weeks at the Customer Service booth, but suffice to say I didn't last long enough to get onto the employee stock plan.

Jeremy: Ever consider distilling the team's powers onto USB drives and selling them to wannabe Kamen Riders?

[Rho offline]

Jeremie: I don't know about those people. I don't think I can trust that they wouldn't just take the USB drives and never pay me.


William clone: Have you ever attempted flight?

[Carth]

Clone!William: I wish I were a bird! *stretches out arms and runs in circles* Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!

Ulrich, Odd, Jeremie, Aelita, Yumi, Sissi, William: You guys like waffles?

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Them: Yes *Odd is eating a Waffle while saying this*

XANA: Ever think about taking a vacation. Hawaii seems nice... or the dark side of the moon...

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Xana: "COMPUTERS DO NOT TAKE VACATIONS. VACATIONS ARE FOR FEEBLE FLESH-PUPPETS. I FAVOR TAHITI."

Jeremy: I dare you to shave half of your head.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Jeremy Are you insane!!!!

Aelita: Do you ever get lonely in that barren dorm-room of yours?

[Rho offline]

Aelita: I'd rather not talk about it.

Odd's parents: How do you feel about your son's new hairdo? After all, when you sent him to Kadic, it wasn't like that. (See: XANA Awakens)

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Odd's Dad: I like it.

Odd's Mom: Except we have to spend a fortune on hair gell.



Aelita: Why do you sound like Jim (please see France Hooper's post)?

[Arcangel613 offline]

Jim: *fixes pink wig* I've no idea what you're talking about. Jim? who this, Jim, you speak of. I'm Aelita, definately not jim dressed as Aelita in an attempt to uncover Jeremy's group's deepest darkest secrets.....so yeah.....


XANA: is it possible that you and HAL 9000 are realated? I mean, earier you sang daisy and there is that little murder thing you've got going on...

[SearchingLyoko offline]

XANA *sheds oil tear*: HAL was my cousin... I miss him so much. Besides destroying the world my main goal is to avenge HAL. Muahahahaha....

*Walks down the hallway and see's Aelita, though I just saw the Jim-Aelita heading toward the cafeteria a minute ago*

Aelita: Wha? Who? How? Didn't I just speak to you? I thought you were heading to the cafeteria? (Refer to Raven's post)

[Rho offline]

Aelita: No, no, no.. just take this pill, and everything will be explained....


Lyoko Warriors: How do you feel about Cartoon Network completely abandoning and neglecting you guys, even though you brought them good ratings?

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Lyoko Warriors: You guys should've know that XANA controls them ever since "Chowder" was announced.

Aelita: I am not taking your pill! What is going on here! (refer to France Hooper's post)

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Aelita: "Take the red pill if you want to forget all about our fight against XANA. Take the blue pill if you're still with us, and willing to keep on struggling by our side.

...or maybe it's the other way around. Sorry, I forget sometimes. You should ask Odd about it. He's the expert, not me."

Main five: So I've finally decided to play the CL Wii game all the way to the end, and I wonder, what was it like for you guys to change pace and be in a video game?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Jeremy: Alone...I feel so ALONE...
Yumi: I bet all of you were failing the Balance portions on purpose just to stare at my butt.
Ulrich: Generally, I feel like I got the good end of the bargain.
Odd: Same here.
Aelita: Now I know how Megaman.EXE feels. Aside from the being created from the DNA of his operator's dead twin brother part...

Aelita: You're masquerading as a Canadian at Kadic. Does this require you to gush about Total Drama (insert suffix here)? And if so, do you have to lie out your (BKO) to keep up the charade?

[Rho offline]

Aelita: I tried murdering Chris Maclean once so I could host the show. Didn't work out so well.


Ms. Hertz: Is it true you're not a human, but a Transformer, and you're really a truck? (lolpun)

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Ms Hertz: Absolutely not! Detention for you!

Aelita: Don't change the subject to TD(Suffix)! What happens if I take neither pill (refer to some post above)

[Rho offline]

Aelita: You turn into a croissant. That's what happens.



Squeaky-voiced MiB guy: Are you Fred Figglehorn's adult form?

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Squeaky: No. I just got a hamster wheel stuck in my vocal chords.

Aelita: I'm not a croissant. What now? (Refer to Franz's post)

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Aelita: "Look, it doesn't matter, okay? There is no pill. I was just joking. You're taking this way too far!"

Xana: I was under the impression that computers had no feelings. Why was it so pleasurable for you to use your viney appendages to mishandle Yumi that one time?

[SearchingLyoko offline]

XANA: Because she will forever have nightmares about that which will inhibit her abilities on Lyoko.

Rosa: Anyone else ever help you with the cooking in that place? Do you really do it all alone?

[Rho offline]

Rosa: I have Bobby Flay locked up in the back. He does it all.

Jim: Tell us all about the time when you got into a fist fight with Soulja Boy.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Jim: I'd usually rather not talk about it, but it was in the US and there's the Double Jeapordy law there! So... where do I start... *As Jim is about to continue Soulja Boy jumps from the bushes and begins to attack Jim.)

Jeremy: He's possesed by XANA! Quick! To the factory!
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Aelita: Meet me on the end of the pier at midnight. We will gaze out at the ocean one last time. Bring the suitcase.

[Rho offline]

Aelita: No! You're possessed by XANA!! -sprays pepper spray into eyes-


Jeremie: Would you let a magic meatball make all your decisions?

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Jeremie: *babbles on about something scientifical*

Odd: In English, Einstein?

Jeremie: No.
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Odd: Do you ever pop balloons with your hair?