Yo MAMA!!! jokes

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mamas so dumb that she stared at an OJ container for six hours because it said concentrate.

THAT'S the one I couldn't think of! Gosh, that was bugging me for awhile! But now someone else beat me to it... Darn.

Yo mama's so fat she did a cannonball into the ocean and caused Hurricane Katrina!

Ok THAT IS FUNNY. But sad too...

Was it really that funny? I just made it up.

[Narikii offline]

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow dress, people think she's the school bus.
Yo momma's so stupid that when her computer said to press any key, she couldn't find the 'any' key.

[The phoenix offline]

yo mama so fat when she sit she become 3 meters taller

[Tom Bone offline]

Yo mamma's so old, i told her to act her age and she died.

[Narikii offline]

Yo momma's so ugly that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked what the number for 911 is.

[Stonecreek]

Yo momma so tired of Yo Momma jokes, she's pre-emptively making jokes about herself to save the hassle.

[Narikii offline]

Yo momma's so old, she didn't have history in school, because there WAS no history.

[Ghost Guest offline]

Yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind

Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity

Yo mama so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady

Yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

[Tom Bone offline]

Yo mamma's so dumb, she married yo daddy!

Yo mamma's so dumb, your dad said it was chilly outside so she ran out with a spoon

[The BB of C offline]

Your mother is so fat, that when her beeper goes off, people believe she's backing up.

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mamma's so dumb, your dad said it was chilly outside so she ran out with a spoon

Somebody already said that, but it's still pretty good. Your other joke is just mean. xD;;

Yo mama's so stupid that whenever a TV commercial says "Don't touch that remote!" she actually OBEYS.

[The BB of C offline]

Your mother is so dumb, she once saw a rabbit and thought she was watching "Lilo and Stitch."

[Jeremified offline]

I don't get it... what does a rabbit hafta do with Lilo & Stitch?

[Sanji offline]

Yo mama so poor she eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

[Rachiru offline]

Yo mama's so poor people break in and leave money.

[The BB of C offline]

Your mother is so fat, that when your father tried to concieve you, he nearly suffocated twice.

[will z offline]

yo mama so dumb she's still in preschool

[Tom Bone offline]

Yo mamma's breath so stanky, when she yawns, her teeth duck!

[Skipperdee offline]

Okay my friend has been saying this in every other sentence for days now:

Yo momma is a man.

[Briana offline]

Yo mamma so ugly,when she goes to the bank they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mamma so ugly,when she goes to the bank they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Those two are great! But some of the other ones were already said...

Yo mama's so ugly that she started watching a reality show on TV and they all screamed and ran.
Yo mama's so stupid that she drew extra 0's on a 1-dollar bill (on the LEFT side of the 1's) and screamed "I'M RICH!!!"

[Narikii offline]

Yo momma's so ugly, she joined an ugly contest and they said, 'Sorry, no professionals.'

[Tom Bone offline]

Yo mamma's so dumb, her mind shouldn't wander; it's too small to be out on it's own

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mama's so ugly that she looked at this smiley and it stopped and ran!

[Narikii offline]

Yo momma's so ugly that the smileys turned into frownys when they saw her.