What if?

[jayde_child offline]

Then chaos would havok over cheap government.

What if at the end of our sentance we have to say "Return to the past!!!"? Return to the past!!!

[knifey offline]

Then a lot of people would get annoyed it which would result in more extreme moderation of the LF staff.

What if Lani left the forum and hated everyone here?

[Tom Bone offline]

Then LF would be no fun!

What if I wasn't an obsessive Tim Burton fan?

[Darkborn offline]

Then you would be an obsessive CL fan.

(By the way, are you trying to copy my name when I used to post it as Darky B.?)


What If there was no Pasta?

[Reesane offline]

Then a hole would open in the space-time and Cthulhu would distroy LF and all things human-built!

What if the above actualy did happen?

[Darkborn offline]

Then we would all be servants of Cthulhu.


What if I was a Defender of Earth?

[LadyLucy offline]

Then we'd all be screwed.

What if I was Sailor Moon?

[Darkborn offline]

Then Tuxedo Mask would love you.


What is I was a Multi-purpose Robot?

[Tom Bone offline]

Then you could hack into the TV station and send CL to every TV in the world!!
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(By the way, are you trying to copy my name when I used to post it as Darky B.?)

No, but if you want me to change it, I will.

[Darkborn offline]

Nope, you don't have to.


What if we weren't mad at eachother?

[Reesane offline]

World peace would ensue.

What if bush declared war on an aelen civilazation?

[Tom Bone offline]

I'd laugh my head off and scream: "EARTH IS DOOMED!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

What if a monkey came up to you and started ranting about the economy?

[Darkborn offline]

Wouldn't Bush ranting about the economy be the same?


What if I threw firecrackers.

[Carth]

I'd side with the aliens. (What? I like aliens.)

What if I was world dictator?

[Darkborn offline]

You would have a square mustache *Gets shot*



What If I had sideburns that curved and formed a mustache?

[Reesane offline]

I would sumon Cthulhu. Then we would have a bigger problem.

What if Cthulhu took over the world?

[Sithking Zero offline]

I'd punch him in the face until he surrendered.

What if the fourth season of CL stinks?

[Reesane offline]

Only one way to put it:

What if the admins took over the world?

[Sithking Zero offline]

Instead of swears, we'd all say "B-K-O."

What would it be like if CL was real?

[Reesane offline]

I would help XANA take over the world by sumoning Cthulhu. and TB3 would have already sold his soul to XANA.

What if I summoned an spambot by mistake?

[Sithking Zero offline]

I would personally make sure that every waking moment of the rest of your life was filled with such agony that you would BEG for TB3 to destroy you. After you de-sumoned the spambot, that is.

What if the robots decided on a revolution?

[Rudger offline]

I would aid them, and then be brutally murdered when I am the last remaining huma being.

What if Arnold Shwarzanegger(with good spelling) came to your house and destroyed your computer for no aparrent reason and then charged you for the gas money to drive his hummer to your house and back?

[Sithking Zero offline]

I'd call up Chuck Norris. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!

What would happen if "Ahnold" and Chuck fused together?

[Darkborn offline]

We would have a Chuck Norris who couldn't Roundhouse kick.


What If, I was brain dead.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Well, your posts would have a severe decline in grammer content. And you'd kinda be dead, but you'd do a good impersination of Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.

What if Albert Einstein was a CL fan?