Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but I ask!

I wish......for NOTHING!

[Gauntlet offline]

Granted, but everything as you know it blinks out of existence. <s>Please press the reset button</s>.

I wish for more shoopdawhoop.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but it shoops rigfht out the door.

I wish... nya~ I wish for...

I wish I had a WISH!

[SilverPrince offline]

Grananted, but then you can't wish for anything with it.

I wish that IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZER!

[Gauntlet offline]

Wish not granted, because you are stuck behind the bars.

I wish I might, I wish I may; I wish a cow, but without whey; faith hath no scowl, yet do people know this?

...I don't know, but I think it came out alright.

[SilverPrince offline]

Wish denied.

I wish your wish made sense.

[Sithking Zero offline]

It's useless to wish the impossible...

And on that note, I wish that i had the ability to controll minds.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but you can only controll the one track mind of the fangirl.

I wish I could throw a fan and slice someone's head off like Yumi!

[Sithking Zero offline]

Granted, but you can only slash a person LIKE Yumi- not Yumi herself.

I wish XANA attacked with the Krabes again. Then, if I died, I would die happy.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but it's not the kind of krabes you think of...

I wais for......


A SHRUBBERY!


Ho! Dinner time!

[Carth]

Granted, but you must give it to the Knights Who Say Ni. Or they will say Ni at you.

Ni! Ni! Ni!

I wish I had a kankrelat for a pet! They're so cuuuute...[size=0]I can almost predict how this wish is going to screw up.[/size]

[Sithking Zero offline]

Granted, but you also have to take a Scyphizoa. They're not cute, I think.

I wish for everyone on LF to get a million dollars.

[Reploid CB]

Granted, but everyone used the money to build giant robots to fight each other with, and it destroys the world.

I wish I had an army of bats to control.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You have an army of 2 broken baseball bats made out of talc.

I wish for... AWESOME SIG MAKING SKILLZ0RZ!!1

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Ganted... but they you can't upload them anywhere!

HA!

I wish... to be able to enter my favoite anime, Prince of Tennis!

Oh... and code lyoko...

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but you join only Prince of Tennis and you can't leave. Then, everything Prince of Tennis related is destroyed, you along with it.

I wish I COULD upload the sigs made with my AWESOME SIG MAKING SKILLZ0RZ!!1

HA!

[Carth]

Granted, but then you, um...YOU DIE THE NEXT DAY. 0-0.

I wish I didn't have to be in a place far from civilization ON MY BIRTHDAY. -_-

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. Happy birthday!

I wish for complete and total rule over all aspects of the universe and that I never died and everyone loved me, and that the people only died when they grew to a ripe old age and nothing went wrong ever.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Granted, but everyone used the money to build giant robots to fight each other with, and it destroys the world.

YAY!!! My second wish came true!

Back on topic...

Granted, but sadly, the only music in the universe becomes a blend of Bagpipe, Country, and rap. FOR ALL ETERNITY.

I wish my uncle had hair.

[SilverPrince offline]

Bagpipes and rap aren't so bad, but NOT COUNTRY! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Anyway...
Granted, but he goes bald.

I wish that the person who invented homework never invented it.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Granted, but he goes bald.

Umm... he's already bald...

Granted, but unfortunately, since he never invented it, you never made the wish, and since you never made the wish, he actually invented it.

To quote George, "I hate time travel."

I wish time travel actually worked in my favor.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then you would have never made that wish, so it never would have worked in your favor so you WOULD have wished it, so it WOULD have worked in your favor so you WOULDN'T have wished it, so it WOULDN'T have worked in your favor, so you WOULD have wished it... *repeat for eternity*

I wish for... the uncanny ability to communicate with... asparagus.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Granted, but your head explodes FOR NO REASON!!!

I wish YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then my head UN-ASPLODES

I wish there was a reason I just created a DeviantArt account...

[Sithking Zero offline]

And your wish is granted! Because Blue Screen of Death needs sigs and Avatars for our club. And because you're a good friend.

I wish we'd see the day where nobody died.