Corrupt a Wish Game!

[SilverPrince offline]

((A good friend? Awwww...))
Granted, but everyone has to swallow their pride.

I wish for a smexy bod.

[Sankyou offline]

Granted, but you develop Huntington's chorea.

I wish for a chocolate muffin that will not kill, harm, alter, insult, or kidnap me, and it must taste good.

[Carth]

Granted, but it splodes. (You forgot to splode-proof it.)

I wish people would stop proofing their wishes.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but only because people stop wishing.

I wish for choclate cake. And it will not drop, asplode, explode, implode or be toxic, it must not kill, injure, harm, insult, kidnap, blackmail or in any way, shape or form cause physical and/or mental and/or emotional pain to me or anyone else in this or any other universe whatsoever and it must taste good, and I must be able to eat it and I will not gain weight, nor will the cake cause any health problems at all and the cake must remain chocolate, it will not switch into any other flavor or substance. And I will not develop an allergy to choclate and no consequences will arise because I ate the chocolate cake. Also, no harm or any bad things will happen to the cake itself.

Booyah.

[OddonLyoko offline]

Granted, but only because people stop wishing.

I wish for choclate cake. And it will not drop, asplode, explode, implode or be toxic, it must not kill, injure, harm, insult, kidnap, blackmail or in any way, shape or form cause physical and/or mental and/or emotional pain to me or anyone else in this or any other universe whatsoever and it must taste good, and I must be able to eat it and I will not gain weight, nor will the cake cause any health problems at all and the cake must remain chocolate, it will not switch into any other flavor or substance. And I will not develop an allergy to choclate and no consequences will arise because I ate the chocolate cake. Also, no harm or any bad things will happen to the cake itself.

Booyah.

I see that graned but...bu... I cant think You are too smart.....

I wish I had a good idea!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but you foget it!

I wish... 422 gets his cake, but he falls down an elevator shaft and he can't eat it!

And then I eat the cake.

Now see, if youat he cake before you fell down the shaft, that'd be different.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but only because people stop wishing.

I wish for choclate cake. And it will not drop, asplode, explode, implode or be toxic, it must not kill, injure, harm, insult, kidnap, blackmail or in any way, shape or form cause physical and/or mental and/or emotional pain to me or anyone else in this or any other universe whatsoever and it must taste good, and I must be able to eat it and I will not gain weight, nor will the cake cause any health problems at all and the cake must remain chocolate, it will not switch into any other flavor or substance. And I will not develop an allergy to choclate and no consequences will arise because I ate the chocolate cake. Also, no harm or any bad things will happen to the cake itself.

Booyah.

SO NYAH!

Granted, but then the cake painfully bursts out of your tract unharmed, undigested, and untouched by you in any way and I eat it.

I wish AngelBolt lost her shovels.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but I find them in your HEAD

I wish BAB were back allready! I'm getting lonely without hin to pester and fight with!

[OddonLyoko offline]

granted but you both pester and never stop I think...

[Carth]

I wish this were Odd's wish.

[OddonLyoko offline]

I wish this were Odd's wish.

granted but you not may never see odd in real or otherwise llife


I wish I was a famose person

[yumi_yemimah offline]

Granted, but paporazzi took so many pictures of you that you ended up blind.


I wish the makers of Code Lyoko could draw me to be a caracter on the show

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but it biursts into flames before you see it.

I wish... To go see The next TeniMyu produtions!

Kotsu no wa Seigaku, Makeiru no Hyotei!

[OddonLyoko offline]

Granted, but it biursts into flames before you see it.

I wish... To go see The next TeniMyu produtions!

Kotsu no wa Seigaku, Makeiru no Hyotei!

granted but there is a 200 hour delay.


I wish I was litening to music!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, unfortunatley it's AstroXana's "remixes"

I wish my MIDI files worked allready!

[Reploid CB]

Granted, but then everything else stops working.

I wish my ivy plant grew faster.

[Mewberries151]

Granted, but then everything else stops working.

I wish my ivy plant grew faster.

Granted but it...uh...attacks you. ;D

I wish I had some chocolate pudding.

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but there's mold growing on it.

I wish one of the captions contests would revive and stay that way.

[Reploid CB]

Granted, but then it continues on and on and on and on and on, until you finally grow tired of it and implode it out of mercy.

I wish my eyes stopped itching.

Granted, but then everything else stops working.

I wish my ivy plant grew faster.

Granted but it...uh...attacks you. ;D

I wish I had some chocolate pudding.

Oh you're just saying that because it's named XANA ;P xDDD

[Mewberries151]

Granted, but then everything else stops working.

I wish my ivy plant grew faster.

Granted but it...uh...attacks you. ;D

I wish I had some chocolate pudding.

Oh you're just saying that because it's named XANA ;P xDDD

XD I calls them as I sees them. *giggles*

Granted, but then it continues on and on and on and on and on, until you finally grow tired of it and implode it out of mercy.

I wish my eyes stopped itching.

Granted...but your pupils turn into XANA symbols.

I wish I could actually turn into a Mew.

[Reploid CB]

XDXD I calls them as I sees them. *giggles*

Yeah yeah ;P

Granted, but then it continues on and on and on and on and on, until you finally grow tired of it and implode it out of mercy.

I wish my eyes stopped itching.

Granted...but your pupils turn into XANA symbols.

Actually...that wouldn't be so bad xDDDD

I wish I could actually turn into a Mew.

Granted, but then Master Balls become commercially available.

I wish I was ambidextrous.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but you realize you don't know how to write

I wish... The thunderstorm would be over!

[zex marquise offline]

Granted, but then you will be inundated with a flash flood.


I wish I had an LFO (giant robot).

[Malkmusian offline]

But then it turns out to be Gort and you don't speak "Klaatu arada vikto", so he melts you.

I wish for Seattle, sunburn, and lots of Todd Rundgren! (guess what song I got that from)

[Sankyou offline]

Granted -- you go to Seattle, which has exploded, and get a ghastly nuclear sunburn, only to find that Todd Rundgren hates you. (By the way, Hugh Laurie totally pwns Todd Rundgren. Eat my dust.)