Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Odddellarobbia12 offline]

Granted but while your cooking the iguana wildlife activists throw it of the BBQ and try to revive it via mouth to mouth

I wish for a bar of gold. A big one

[Malkmusian offline]

But then the guys at Fort Knox arrest you for stealing it!

I want to own this album:

http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/K/Kottke/kottke_6and12.html

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but then it's all scratched when you get it!

I wish for... CANADA!

[Kamekai offline]

Granted, but you have a showdown with Colin Mochrie as Canada's last resort, and he makes you laugh so hard you choke and die. (and lose Canada^.^)

[Haruno Sakura offline]

Not granted, you didn't wish for anything.

I wish Julie was more popular!

[Odddellarobbia12 offline]

Granted but not being specific the Julie you meant to get popular isn't affected

I wish for a longer lunch hour

[Haruno Sakura offline]

Granted but not being specific the Julie you meant to get popular isn't affected

I wish for a longer lunch hour

Granted, but it lasts for 1 day, and 1 day only.

I wish that beans were pink!

[Kamekai offline]

Not Granted, it wouldn't matter anyway once you ate them

I wish I had a pencil.

[Haruno Sakura offline]

Granted, but it DOESN'T WORK.

I wish McDonalds wasn't so... crappy.

[Sankyou offline]

Granted, but Waffle House is worse!

I wish I were hyper right now.

By the way...

I want for Todd Rundgren to stop hating me,

...who the hell is Todd Rundgren?!

[Kamekai offline]

Granted, but it DOESN'T WORK.

who cares? I still got my pencil!
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Granted, but a super secret government branch has you thrown in solitary confinement. You might wanna bring a pencil.

I wish that someone wouldn't grant my wish!

[Haruno Sakura offline]

Not granted because your in a world where wishes don't exist.


I wish unimooses exist.

[Malkmusian offline]

Granted, but Waffle House is worse!

I wish I were hyper right now.

By the way...

I want for Todd Rundgren to stop hating me,

...who the hell is Todd Rundgren?!

Do you want to know who in the hell is Todd Rundgren? Here he is, in full 1970s glory

Oh, my wishes:

Not granted. Unimooses are owned by Universal Records.

I wish for the Australian band Grinspoon (with Phil Jamieson) to get popular in the United States with "New Detention".

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Grant3ed, but they they becaome a mainstream band like everyone else in america, and you then start to hate them.

OMG I know Colin Mocherie makes me laugh so much! I still remember going to see a night with colin and brad...

I wish for a new shovel please...

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Granted, but you end up getting a horrible disease from touching her feet, causing your skin to get eaten alive. :]

I'd just like to point out, as an Aelita fan, that this is rather mean to her. She has no such horrible disease!

I'm taking this too seriously again? ...oh. I'll go get my pills.

And AngelBolt, your new shovel is used by some neighborhood psycho to beat you over the head repeatedly.

I wish the CL kids would become members at this site and chat with us!

[Malkmusian offline]

But then William makes them prisoners of XANA.

I wish I was Frank Zappa's friend.

[Haruno Sakura offline]

Not granted because he gets killed by choking on ice cream.

I wish the world was shaped like a moose!

[Kamekai offline]

Not granted because your in a world where wishes don't exist.

Once again, I still got my wish!

Not granted, because you didn't say if the moose had antlers or not. In the words of Aelita, "Nothing like precision!"

[Carth]

I wish this wish was granted, and you couldn't do anything about it.

[Haruno Sakura offline]

Granted, nothing happened though.

I WISH THE WORLD WAS A MOOSE WITH ANTLERS AND IT HAD BROWNIES IN THE EGGNOG! 8D

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but then you fall off the face of the moose!

I wish for.... MORE PIE!

[Odddellarobbia12 offline]

Granted but you put it on display and it goes rotten

I wish for my own skidbladnir

[Lyoko Wario offline]

You get your own Skid, but it turns out to be the real, actual Skid from Scandinavian mythology. So then the ancient Norse gods are revived in a fit of rage because you stole their vessel and tie you to a rock using your daughter's entrails. Sorry, I was just reading about Norse myths. Poor Loki.

I wish I could have Xanified powers but still be conscious and myself.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but it turns you into a girl.

(Wasn't that the one where every morning an eagle would peck his liver out, and every twilight his liver would grow back?)

I wish for a boyfriend.

[Kamekai offline]

granted, but, go figure, it's Michael Jackson! >.<

I wish for faster english translations of naruto.