Hug, Kiss, Bash With a Wrench, Handshake, etc..

[KayLenny#7 offline]

1778) *whispers to AB* Pick D, that's the "none of the above" option!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

1779) Well, I Would mabey want to kiss you, but You'd neet to brush your teeth first.
And I want the potato chips, but You could be referring to the throwup you're covered in.
And How can there be a D if there's no C?

So I'll just go wih Q: Whatever gets this over with.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1780. Uh... What? I already brushed my teeth when I got home... It aint barf, its sh**. Fine, have some dang chips...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

1781) Nathanks, I'm on a diet.

And I have oreoes.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1782. Wow, must be working wonders...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

1783) Yep! Take the dog for two extra long walks a day ('Spretty out here, Kinda romantic too...) And eat lots of protein. It's to hlp my bones streinghten, Because my hips and ribs are messed up, my arm bones are growing too fast, and my finger's deformed.

An my legs are too long. When I was little my nicknale was Sissy Longlegs, because I was afraid of spiders, and was very tall for my age.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1784. Okay then.. Sure is quiet here without FBS.....

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

1785) Yep, but you're too busy locked in a closet ful of beer with TB3 moaning and I'm too busy asleep on th deck/porch/terrace/thing.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1786. I wanna come out now... He smells bad... I miss sunlight..

[KayLenny#7 offline]

1787) *sings an annoying song*

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1788. *Punches #7 for being annoying*

[KayLenny#7 offline]

1789) Always the violence with you! *sings anyways*

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1790. ... BUBBA, ATTACK!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

1788) Too late. I pushed you in there,

BAB - my beloved darling, let's go secrete ourselve somewhere where we can be ourselves and engage in deep, passionate, raunchy...DRINKING!

EWW! Oh well, as long as he keeps BAB away from me.
*Pushes TB3 and BAB into closet with a waterfall of the ethanolic sugar.*
Oh well, in a few hours, they'll get so mixed up, confuze both their genders, paint there nails, pass out and BAB will fall over. Then theyllnwake up, and run into the door because I locked it and I'm not givin' back the ey because the lock is actually on the inside...

And I forgot to give BAB the copy.
Oh, crudmuffin.
*Starts to go to door*
On second thought, by the time they're all done that stuff, they'll've gained the ability to Evolve, and maby get some thumbs.
And go out the back door.

Who has a back door in a closet anyways?

See?

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1792. *remembers* OF COURSE! *smashes door open with mallet* MUAHAHAHAHA! FREEDOME!

[KayLenny#7 offline]

1793) Throws a mallet BAB, but misses*

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

1740) Hurls shovel somewhere.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1795. *sneaks outta room*

[KayLenny#7 offline]

1796) *makes chocolate smoothies* Anyone want one?

[Darkborn offline]

1797: Calls in Ninjas to attack the smoothies.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1798. *pulls out the 2 scythe thingys*

[KayLenny#7 offline]

1799) But I worked hard for 5 minutes to make those! *sniff* I'm ready! *takes out 8476347 ninjas*

[Darkborn offline]

1800: *turns into reaper form and points at BAB* How dare you steal my groove! Reaper form

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

1801. *sclices & dices all of teh ninjas!* *flees*

Edit: GHOST BUSTERS! *uses vaccume thing to suck in grim

[Darkborn offline]

1802: *vacuum turns me into a digimon* Phatomon? WTH? Oh, well..."SHADOW SCYTHE!"