Sleepover of pwn

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Cool. We'll add those to our list.

(via TV screen) No, no, no, Jeremified. We're not watching "Xiaolin Showdown." We're going to conquer it, enslave it, plunge it into darkness, customize to our liking and all that fun stuff. Care to join us?

Any other suggestions?

[Jeremified offline]

Fine. We'll watch something better! CL! YAYNESS!

[matsumo itsu offline]

oh we could take over the naruto universe.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Well, keep in mind that one of our members, CHS09, is a fan of the Naruto show, and may not approve of conquering it and all?

(turns towards CHS09)

How about it, CHS09? Want me to add it to the list?

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Well, keep in mind that one of our members, CHS09, is a fan of the Naruto show, and may not approve of conquering it and all.

(turns towards CHS09)

How about it, CHS09? Want me to add it to the list?

[matsumo itsu offline]

she is offline but two people could rule one certain place.since i like naruto also i will go there also so we can make sure nothing happends like they try to revolv or try to take over us instead which we dont want.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Mmhmm. Now I definitely like the way you think.

Anything else, or shall we decide on a world to conquer?

[matsumo itsu offline]

well im taking the naruto world and whoever else wants to but you know only one person also.well kids next door we need to take over that universe.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Awesome! Added to the list.


Go on ahead! Be with you in a minute!

(begins to do research for "Naruto")

[matsumo itsu offline]

uses not even half of his tech.and takes over that world there done. so what now?that was easy sasuke itachi couldnt beat me naruto couldnt even with the help of his 9 tail fox form when he got the extra chakra.so it was simple.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Well, where do you think we should strike next?

[Jeremified offline]

I say we don't take over Naruto world.

[matsumo itsu offline]

i say the next one should be xiolen showdown's.and we already concured the naruto universe.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Yes...how...interesting. Shall we make the Xiaolin monks our slaves, along with Jack Spicer, Chase Young, Wuya, and Hannibal Bean?

[matsumo itsu offline]

yeah but not spicer he will make a better help against us or destroyed.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Fair enough. You can kill of Spicer.

(teleport in front of monks at Xiaolin Temple)

Hello, I am Shademan, and this is my partner, the ruler of XANADU. We are the Darkloids of Nebula Reunited, and we have come to lay waste to your world. You will either surrender peacefully or be destroyed. The choice is yours.

[matsumo itsu offline]

ah you know what let me see a dark chip please shade man.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

But of course, ruler of XANADU.

(throws Dark Chip towards ruler of XANADU)

Enjoy your power trip.

[matsumo itsu offline]

oh thats not what its for watch umm you may want to fly up or something.puts the chip in one of his most powerful inventions.ok we may need to watch out*flys there it will work when i say the word*

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Sure thing. (send Noise Crush toward Omi, who is sent sprawling)

[matsumo itsu offline]

tosses shademan up then jumps up and says activate and drops the weapon there now this world will be injured and shangung wu will nut work.they are all yours.and it sent a eletric shock to weaken them.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Quite impressive what you've done with the Dark Chip. Now to enslave these children.

(extends hand towards them, and Xiaolin monks are ensnagged by dark tentacles. We teleport back to the base, and the monks are our servants.)

Well, that's another world we've conquered. Before we conquer another world...(activates intercom) Hey, Kimiko, how are those brownies comin'?

Kimiko: I told you five minutes ago that THEY'RE NOT READY YET!!!!

Me: Alright...sheesh...just bring them in here when they're done.

Kimiko: (sigh) Fine.

Me: Thanks.

(turns off intercom)

Anyway, what other world do you feel like conquering?

[Jeremified offline]

HEY! Don't hurt Kimiko! Or the monks! *destroys dark chip and sends them all back to Xiaolin world* Bad Shademan. >>;

[matsumo itsu offline]

thats not smart.sends them back and makes it so jermefied cant interfere.now please we are trying to conquer the world so kimiko are the brownies going to be finsihed soon

kimiko:you two can just wait a minute

me:ok im just hungry sheesh.

[Shademan v.39 offline]

In the words of the Phantom:

Monsiuer, I bid you welcome.
Did you think that I would harm them?
Why would I make them pay
for the sins which are...YOURS!!!

(throws punjab lasso which seems to go for Jeremified's throat, but instead snags a vase which was about to fall)

Sorry about that.

Anyway, no, I had no intention whatsoever of harming them. I'm just merely making them do odd jobs and tidbits around the lair while I'm gone. Speaking of which...

Hey, Kimiko, are those brownies ready yet?

Kimiko: NOOOOO!!!!

Alright...sheesh...

Anyway, back to the subject at hand...which world should we conquer next?