What would happen if the CL gang found Lyokofreak?

[Carth]

So, we know that Odd and Sissi already found TV.com. (Okay, so we scared Sissi away, and Odd hasn't been in a while, but...yeh.) It's RPG accounts, I'm not nuts. Not that nuts, anyway.

But...what would happen if, surfing one day on the Nets, our favorite five (and any other characters) found the Lyokofreak forums?

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I'll leave it at that.

[TB3]

Hmm...

ULRICH:
It's XANA

JEREMIE:
"What the! How the h*ll did these LTT people work all of it out - did you sell my notes again Odd!"

ODD:
"Who the h*ll is Matthew Geczy?"

YUMI:
People think I'm showing off my body too much...WELL GET A LOOK AT THIS YOU PERVERTS! (strips)

AELITA:
"Why! Why! Why are they doing these BKO things to me!"

SISSI:
What's all this stuff about Lyoko (reads)...so that's what Ulrich's been hiding from me.

JIM:
"There's a guy called TB3 dressing up as me - (whimpers) - I'm scared mommy."

[Chad Rains offline]

[Carth]

Hmm...

ULRICH:
It's XANA

JEREMIE:
"What the! How the h*ll did these LTT people work all of it out - did you sell my notes again Odd!"

ODD:
"Who the h*ll is Matthew Geczy?"

YUMI:
People think I'm showing off my body too much...WELL GET A LOOK AT THIS YOU PERVERTS! (strips)

AELITA:
"Why! Why! Why are they doing these BKO things to me!"

SISSI:
What's all this stuff about Lyoko (reads)...so that's what Ulrich's been hiding from me.

JIM:
"There's a guy called TB3 dressing up as me - (whimpers) - I'm scared mommy."

I must say...yep. Zactaly.

[Darkborn offline]

Kiwi:
Wow, I didn't know That I could talk! And I have the same voice as Ulrich!

Ulrich:
Huh? I have a girls voice?!

[The BB of C offline]

Aelita: "Who is this jerk who thinks I have too much emotion in my voice all of the time. Thank goodness he was banned."

Jeremie: "No respect..."

[Carth]

Yay fer obsessive postin!

Remember, they can be single character reactions:

XANA: Hm...a pitiful forum for this pitiful show? PAH! PAH I SAY!

Or little skits like this:

Odd: So...another forum for CL.
Ulrich: I'm just confused that our adventures are being broadcast as mindless entertainment for kids in an altrenate universe.
Odd: You make it sound like a bad thin...hey.
Ulrich: What?
Odd: Big kids only...13 and up...
(They look at each other, eybrows go up...)
Ulrich: Join?
Odd: YOU BET!
(Rest of this conversation has been cut for your sanity)

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Four and a half more months. Four and a half more months.

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Why did I do that?

[Taelia offline]

ODD: What? My voice actor flirts with girls too? Whoo-wee doggies! I so wanna meet him!

SISSI: What's with all these BKO things of Odd and me having sex? What is this - a sex party?

[Skysong offline]

Sissi: Who are these people, and why do they think I would hook up with ODD?! I like Ulrich!
Odd: *expression a la Deja Vu*

Aelita: Who are all these people and why are they stalking me? Even in France I'm not legal!

Jeremie: *looking at the fanfics thread* Me... and *Odd*? *falls over dead*
Odd: *winks and smirks*

Ulrich: So I'm played by a girl, and so is Jeremie... well, that explains a lot...
Jeremie: *holds out a tissue* Would you like to talk about it?
Ulrich: ...
Odd: I thought you were dead.
Jeremie: I fainted. It's a girl thing.
Odd: ...
Aelita: And we're voiced by the same person. That's kind of weird...
Jeremie: I want to kiss myself? ...Did I say that out loud?
Odd: ...BREAK BREAK BREAKDANCE HERE WE GO!
Everyone but Ulrich: *stares*
Ulrich: It's how he deals with stress.
Everyone else: ...Ah.
Sissi: I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to go take full advantage of the lack of drinking age.
Odd: Wait for me!
Sissi: Stay the *BKO* away from me! *RLF*

[Taelia offline]

Ooh, I've got another one!

JEREMIE: WHAT?! There are others who know about XANA and Lyoko? Who are they?

[The BB of C offline]

The one before that was funny. That last one was weird.

[TB3]

ULRICH (looks at Aelita and Jeremie, chuckles): Will the real Sharon Mann please stand up!

[Taelia offline]

Here are a few more:

JEREMIE: What's with all these pics of me in different clothes? I love my clothes!

[Darkborn offline]

Jeremie: Wow! Look at Darkborns Art! I look like a freak! My eyes are all screwed up!

[Aceilikeeggs offline]

Jeremie : woah!what's with all these people obsessing with us?

Odd:hmm..*clicks fan fics* D***!These guys love me!

Ulrich: you mean me of course,you're the least favored

Jeremie: guys,guys....it's obviously me!


Yumi : You guys are so hard-headed!It's us girls who are popular!


O,U,J : WHAT THE -BKO-?!?!?



Aelita:you are ALL wrong!It's me of course,just look at the bko section.




Supercomputer speakers : Grr....



CL Group :okay,okay X.A.N.A is most popular!!


- lights shut off -







yes,it sucks sorry

[Carth]

Okay...you have inspired something evil within my mind.

XANA: Tum de dum dum doooooooo...Fanart, eh? May as well laugh at their pitifulness. Heyyy..."My Version of a Human XANA"...hm...well, I must say, quite an active imagi...I'M BLONDE?! EVIL GENIUSES ARE NOT BLONDE! They're...EVIL LOOKIN! This is just a stupid fanservice creation! I mean...she made me CUTE! I'M NOT CUTE!
Jeremie: (looks, starts giggling, then falls over laughing)
XANA: Shut up or I'll blow up the computer. I can do it, y'know.

William: (looking at Skysong's sig) Well, finally, SOMEONE likes me!

Just had to do that.

I'm not even gonna attempt the you-know-all-too-well-what. (Inside joke. If you play the TV.com caption contests, you'll get this joke very well) But you can.

[Lani offline]

Hmmm... maybe something like this:

Jeremie: Guys! Guys! Come to my room, quickly! There's something... strange that I have to show you.
Ulrich: What is it? Is it XANA?
Jeremie: No, it's MUCH, MUCH worse. *click*
All: ...
Yumi: <i>Lyoko</i> Freak? Who on earth is a Lyoko freak?
Jeremie: Um, five hundred and seventeen people, apparently.
All: ...
Odd: I'm surprised they haven't arrested us yet.
Ulrich: Me too.
Odd: In fact, I think they <i>like</i> us...
Yumi: Yeah, all those girls love YOU.
All: ...
Jeremie: *snivels* Look at this...
Ulrich: And, all those guys love Aelita.
Aelita: D: I'm not a whore, honestly...
Ulrich: Ugh... I'm scarred for life.
Odd: You're just jealous 'cause you don't have as many fans as me
Ulrich: ...Shut up. >>;


YAY! IT'S NOT FUNNY! xDDD

[Taelia offline]

Wait wait, wait. I got a few more!

AELITA: Wow! Look at Blueyedblonde's pic of us in the future, you guys!

ODD: (singingsong) Jeremie gets a haircut.

(He laughs.)

[Skysong offline]

William: *looking at the non-canon couples thread, sad* I like me.
Yumi: No one cares.
William: *point at my sig* SHE DOES!!!
Odd: Haven't you read any of her stuff? She likes *me*.
William: *curls up and dies*

We all knew it was gonna happen eventually.

[YDV offline]

xDD

L-lani... that was awesomee. And so was yours, Skysong!

Hmm..

Aelita: *is on her computer, when Jeremie walks in* Hey, Jeremie.

Jeremie: Hello! What are you doing?

Aelita: I found the most interesting website.

Jeremie: Oh really? What is it?

Aelita: Something called... "Lyoko Freak."

Jeremie: WHAT?! *looks over her shoulder* That's really weird! What if it's a website made by some freakish stalker who found out about Lyoko?

Aelita: Maybe. And I think they've recovered a fragment of me from XANA.

Jeremie: ...What?

Aelita: Yeah. Apparently they're hosting it online. Anyway, I think her program's flawed, because when you ask it questions, she responds with the stupidest answers!

Jeremie: Like what?

Aelita: Well.. I typed in "May I have a cookie." And it said, "Ask Jeremie." So... may I have a cookie?

Jeremie: *sweatdrops* Uhh, I really don't think that's what it is... hmm, apparently there's a whole bunch more of these hacker freaks! A whole forum! BKO? Hmm... Ask Aelita? This must be where they talk about thier wickid plans.

Jeremie clicks on the dreaded AA thread, and reads it with a look of oncoming horror as he scrolls through the posts.

Aelita: Hey, Jeremie. What does "assrape" mean?

Jeremie: *blushes like a tomato* Uhh, well, you see... okay, so let's say there is a man and a woman. The woman loves the man very much, but the man couldn't care less and lusts insanely for her...

Aelita: Ass? He wants her donkey?

Jeremie: Uh.. in a sense....OH, NOW THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!

Aelita: What is? The part where three guys shove their [BKOBKOBKOBKOBKOBKO} and then [BKOBKOBKOBKOBKOBKO] like freaking maniacs while I [BKOBKOBKOBKO], or the part where William and Ulrich [BKOBKOBKOBKO] followed by mad lust-ridden fits of [BKOBKOBKOBKO]?

Jeremie: *dies*

[Chad Rains offline]

/me *dies*

[Carth]

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Thanks.

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I'd better be careful in BKO once I can actually get in.

[Taelia offline]

I like your idea, Carth.

[101sissyhater offline]

*set in shrinks office*
shrink: yes children what seems to be your problem? You there in the purple go first please.
Odd: well one day i was surfing the net and i came upon a site called lyokofreak. they talk about us....they even made up stories of me and sissi hooking up
Sissi: LIKE I WOULD EVER HOOK UP WITH SOME ONE AS UGLY AS YOU!!!!
jeremie: somebody wrote a story about me and odd...... *jeremie faints and aelita cries*
aelita: i read some things in this part of the site called BKO......
yumi: there are pervs there talking about me ME!
ulrich: im played by a...a...a...a GIRL
the entire group erupts....yelling and screaming....jeremie is still unconcious....
101 says: it would be awesome if they found LF

[Taelia offline]

Wait a minute...Jeremie and Odd?