YOUR TOP FIVE!!! contest... First Edition

[2 the infirmary! offline]

all the way from tv.com!!!

In honor of all of the contests coming out in the Code Lyoko off-season, I decided to join in on the craze...

Here is how it works: I will have a "list question"(i.e.: Who is the coolest character in Code Lyoko?) (don't worry, the real question will be cooler...) You will give me your top five answers, #1 being the best, and a reason why the thing is in that position. Simple enough.

You can only answer once per edition. If I find two from the same person I will grade the first one I see.

Each # on your list (1-5) is worth 0-6 points. You can get a maximum of 30 points. You do not have to go into amazing detail (in fact, you can't, see rule 2 below!)to get many points. The high marks will go to the ones with the most wit put in, not work!!! So I will discourage you from spending 2 hours on this!

Pictures are encouraged, and if you write a description (which you should) make sure people understand it. You can also use references from everyday life. (i.e. Jay Leno, Tony Blair, Dick Cheney, Jack from the show 24...).

But there must be rules!!!

Rules, (and I will be very strict):
1. No copy/paste, "This is a copy"
If you break rule: BANNED FROM THE GAME FOREVER!!!
2. The descriptions can be a maximum of THREE SENTENCES! (Each picture or other non-wordy reference counts as a sentence!)
If you break rule: Your whole post will not be judged at all.
3. Do not make run-on sentences. I am not stupid. Try not to kill the english language either. I will decide if a messy post will be judged or not. So stay on the safe side...
If you break rule: Same consequence as #2.

Now, lets get started with the question!!!

Name the top 5 people/objects that would be the most hilarious to watch if XANA possessed them (1 being the funniest)!!!

Good luck, you can use anybody/anything!!! Remember to be witty!!!

-Dan (TTI!)
Deadline: 11:59:59 PM, Friday, February 24, USA Central Standard time

[Reesane offline]

1. A fruit cake. Why, you ask? 'Tis more deadly that toxic wast (pluse I want to see Jeremie get beened with one).

2. ..... Also, why not a few Muffins? have sentent baked goods running around the school! (And while your at it, XANA run for presedent of something; but as the muffin. )

3. How about a pare of underware? He could fly around and give every one a weggie!

4. And what if he posseses me? He could ship me to the local church; and then Freek everyone out with my green snake eyes, purple skin, and big bat-like wings!

5. Presedent bush: this one's almost self explanitory (Hint: think pink.).

[Still Alive offline]

5. A Sailor Scout. They're pretty! Their powers could come in handy.

4. That CUAS girl. I'd make her drop a rock on herself.

3. A radio station. NOTHING BUT AVRIL LAVINGE ALL DAY!

2. A pop star. I could brainwash Odd into doing anything.

1. A cannon...cause cannons are good. I can destroy stuff. (As you can guess, I like cannons.)

[Aurelius offline]

1 A fluffball. What damage could it do?
2 My sister. Her behavior would greatly improve.
3 A 5 dollar bill. Abe Linclon kills everyone!
4 Trevor (the stupidest kid in my grade). I wouldn't be ablt to tell the difference in their IQ.
5 A computer. It won't let you go to LF and all you could do was play Tetris!

Okay, random ones that came from the top of my head.

[2 the infirmary! offline]

cool, guys.

The results should be posted by Saturday evening, along with a new contest...

[2 the infirmary! offline]

Here are the results:

Contestant: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5

Reesane 2 2 2 4 3
The Evil In The Computer:
3 3 4 2 3
Aurelius 2 3 4 3 4

TOTALS: Reesane: 13 pts.
EvilInComputer: 15 pts.
Aurelis: 16 pts.

Aurelis wins!!!