Yo MAMA!!! jokes

[killermusic900 offline]

i think we know how this goes...

Yo mama so stupid, she went out on the street givin away chips yellin "Free Lays!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to Everybody!


You get the idea.

[Aurelius offline]

Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over the wire of a cordless telephone
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch she goes: New York, Chicago, Geneva, Tokyo...

[Darkborn offline]

Your mommas so fat she uses a Microwave as a beeper!
Your mommas so dumb she returned a Puzzle because it was broken.

[killermusic900 offline]

Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over the wire of a cordless phone!

nice... good one.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought NSYNC was where the dirty dishes were!

[Darkborn offline]

Your mommas so fat that people revolve around HER!

[killermusic900 offline]

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks she's smart!

[TL.]

Yo mama's so fat, she takes up both sides of the family.

[The BB of C offline]

This stinks, I used to have a half of a book of this stuff memorized and I haven't had to use it since 4th grade. Now I've forgotten all of them.

[TL.]

It's crude, I know and I don't usually like this kind of stuff. I took mine from my PS2 mag's review on Goldeneye: Rouge Agent (with Dr. No insulting Goldfinger) and decided to put it here.

[Jeremified offline]

UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH... everyone at my school uses these jokes but in a different way: you could say "That's stupid!" and they'd say "Your mom's stupid!"

Yo mama's so fat she needs her own zip code!

[Lani offline]

I personally don't use "Your mom's so [whatever] that she [whatever]", but I add "your mom" to the most ridiculous things.

Rachael: No! What are you doing?! You have to put ten ounces of stop!*
Me: Your mom is ten ounces of stop!

...Yeah.

*Stop is the chemical used in photography to stop developing... hence... the name stop.

EDIT: ...I actually prefer "your face".

[Jeremified offline]

I personally don't use "Your mom's so [whatever] that she [whatever]", but I add "your mom" to the most ridiculous things.

Rachael: No! What are you doing?! You have to put ten ounces of stop!*
Me: Your mom is ten ounces of stop!

...Yeah.

*Stop is the chemical used in photography to stop developing... hence... the name stop.

EDIT: ...I actually prefer "your face".

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS AT MY SCHOOL!!!!!

[rachaelkawaii offline]

ahhh, ahhhh good times. I think that is my favortie "your mom" joke evarrr

[Lani offline]

I personally don't use "Your mom's so [whatever] that she [whatever]", but I add "your mom" to the most ridiculous things.

Rachael: No! What are you doing?! You have to put ten ounces of stop!*
Me: Your mom is ten ounces of stop!

...Yeah.

*Stop is the chemical used in photography to stop developing... hence... the name stop.

EDIT: ...I actually prefer "your face".

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS AT MY SCHOOL!!!!!

But I almost never respond to "You're stupid", I respond to that with "Well... that's just too bad." I don't use it as much as I used to, though.

You have to admit... ten ounces of stop is pretty random...

[Aurelius offline]

Yo momma's so fat when someone asks her the time she asks: "Which time zone?"
Yo momma's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo momma's so ugly, kids are her for Halloween.

[some perplexity]

Yo momma is so poor, when your friend came over, she stepped on a cigarette butt and your mom screamed, "HEY! WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT?!"

Yo momma so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

...That's all I have. Well, all that I have that aren't so lame. xD

[Aceilikeeggs offline]

Lesse here...




Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped in the road ,i had to go around her and ran out of gas halfway!

Yo mama's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said "moving"

Yo mama's so big,she makes King Kong look like a baby chimp!


Hope you like em!

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

Jo mamma so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, jo momma ran out with a spoon...

[MY85 offline]

Yo mamma's so sexy, she appeared on the Internet as a MILF. *shot*

[Demonkiller offline]

Yo mamma's so sexy, she appeared on the Internet as a MILF. *shot*

Yo mama's so blind, if she had eyes on her butt, she still couldn't see ****. (Sorry 'bout that)

Yo mama's so fat… hold on I'm still trying to think of it, she's THAT big! (No one ever seems to get that one.)

Yo mama's so fat, before God said "Let there be light," he said to her "Hey move out of the way."


Those are really funny.

[Jeremie Lover offline]

Yo Momma is so fat she don't need the internet she is already world wide

Yo' mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an
application!

Yo' mama's teeth are so crooked, each tooth has a sign saying, ''One mile to
the next tooth.''

Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!

Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

Beat That ^^

[Aurelius offline]

Yo mamma's so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change.
Yo mamma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mamma's so old, when she went into an antique store, they kept her.

[Kita K. offline]

Yo mamma so fat, when she walks down the streets of Tokyo, people point up at her and yell "Godzilla!"

[codeTONY offline]

Yo mamma's so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change.

BOOOO!!

Yo mamma's so fat, a restaurent had a sign that said: "Captivty: 7,342,786 people, or YO MAMMA!!"

[Demonkiller offline]

Yo mama's so deaf, she can't even hear her own thoughts.