Hopefully this game will be more popular than my last one, One-Up. Just do what the title says. This should be hilarious, depending on who can think up some creative ideas.
Example: Franz Hopper, June 4, 1994... [your strange, silly, or somewhat creepy post here!]
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Fake entries from Franz Hopper's Diary
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Fake entries from Franz Hopper's Diary
by Jeremified » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:29 am
thank you all for the good memories 
by Blue Armor Boy » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:31 am
Franz Hopper, June 4, 1994... Do not mix ketchup with pickle juice...
Chivalry ftw!
by Lani » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:55 am
June 6th, 1994; Day 2560: My progress is almost complete... just a few more days and I'll be done for...
June 6th, 1994; Day 2562: Just a little more time... I'm growing restless
June 6th, 1994; Day 2561: I must hurry, before I go completely mad...
June 6th, 1994; Day 2563: I obviously cannot count.
xD; That's in a series, thankyouverymuch.
June 6th, 1994; Day 2562: Just a little more time... I'm growing restless
June 6th, 1994; Day 2561: I must hurry, before I go completely mad...
June 6th, 1994; Day 2563: I obviously cannot count.
xD; That's in a series, thankyouverymuch.
we will advance with sword in hand
for our cause is pure
for our cause is pure
by YDV » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:53 am
Lani wrote:June 6th, 1994; Day 2560: My progress is almost complete... just a few more days and I'll be done for...
June 6th, 1994; Day 2562: Just a little more time... I'm growing restless
June 6th, 1994; Day 2561: I must hurry, before I go completely mad...
June 6th, 1994; Day 2563: I obviously cannot count.
xD; That's in a series, thankyouverymuch.
xDD that's awesome!
June 6th, 1994: Note to self. If my creation ever goes insane. steals my daughter's memories, and attempts to destroy the planet in 12 years, and a bunch of students discover Lyoko, remember to tell the Operator that the key to destroying XANA is.... uh. What was I saying? Oh well.
BEHHHH
by Blue Armor Boy » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:59 am
Xanuary 42nd, 2012; Day 666: Xana has taken my cookies!
Chivalry ftw!
by scipio » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:06 am
2005 august 27 " uh guys helloooooo you can devutualize me now (note to self they seem to nmot respond to thoughts
2005 september 15 "hows you doing XANA *hiccup* (xana) UHG!!! why do i keep feeding you and letting you live and keep info from me ... oh yeah cause of my survival .... right so hows the kids doing
3/5/2006 tob dayb Ib fownd I ant speel any more
xana) hehehe finnaly my speech impediment and human viruses are working MUHMUHHAHAHAHA!!!! (hopper) looooook zana me a fwog!!!!hehe (xana) crap!!!....time for your shots (hopper) YAYNESb!! vodkala OOO OWWW!!!
2005 september 15 "hows you doing XANA *hiccup* (xana) UHG!!! why do i keep feeding you and letting you live and keep info from me ... oh yeah cause of my survival .... right so hows the kids doing
3/5/2006 tob dayb Ib fownd I ant speel any more
xana) hehehe finnaly my speech impediment and human viruses are working MUHMUHHAHAHAHA!!!! (hopper) looooook zana me a fwog!!!!hehe (xana) crap!!!....time for your shots (hopper) YAYNESb!! vodkala OOO OWWW!!!
with this mind I have evolved and conquered the land element of a world that spins 1,038 mph/1600kph at its equator and soon with this mind i will reach into the universe....to be continued with dimensional warping technology
by Jeremified » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:57 pm
June 6, 1994... I'm SURE that somebody has been secretly working on some sort of digital evil entity that would destroy the world! But who? WHO?!?
thank you all for the good memories
by TB3 » Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:04 pm
June 6th 1994, Day 1 - this is the first of the video diaries I'm recording as I use the return in time to finish my work, which should take at most a few months! 
June 6th 1994, Day 365 - a single day has become a year - the lack of progress with writing the software for Lyoko is beginning to annoy me...
June 6th 1994, Day 800 - WORK YOU F**KING COMPUTER - I WANT THIS F**KING PROJECT ENDED WITH!
June 6th 1994, Day 801 - Note to self - in future, before drowning sorrows in drink backup all files and put a safety lock on the 'delete' key.
Back to square 1.
June 6th 1994, Day 1142 - Note to self - these anti-depressant pills the doctor gave Aelita when my dear wife died are an excellent pep tool.
June 6th 1994, Day 1143 - Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
June 6th 1994, Day 1723 - The forces of Carthage are spying on me! They are hiding in my daughter's d0llz! Kill all the d0llz!
I have to escape this evil - what's that little voices in my head - create a virtual world where we can live together forever? That's cool!
June 6th 1994, Day 1845 - God has no meaning to me - all I worship is my espresso!
June 6th 1994, Day 2198 - now you see XANA, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
June 6th 1994, Day 365 - a single day has become a year - the lack of progress with writing the software for Lyoko is beginning to annoy me...
June 6th 1994, Day 800 - WORK YOU F**KING COMPUTER - I WANT THIS F**KING PROJECT ENDED WITH!
June 6th 1994, Day 801 - Note to self - in future, before drowning sorrows in drink backup all files and put a safety lock on the 'delete' key.
Back to square 1.
June 6th 1994, Day 1142 - Note to self - these anti-depressant pills the doctor gave Aelita when my dear wife died are an excellent pep tool.
June 6th 1994, Day 1143 - Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
June 6th 1994, Day 1723 - The forces of Carthage are spying on me! They are hiding in my daughter's d0llz! Kill all the d0llz!
I have to escape this evil - what's that little voices in my head - create a virtual world where we can live together forever? That's cool!
June 6th 1994, Day 1845 - God has no meaning to me - all I worship is my espresso!
June 6th 1994, Day 2198 - now you see XANA, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
LORD HIGH TRANSLATOR!
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by TL. » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:17 pm
June 6th 1994, Day 1989. Never, ever leave a poorly balanced cup of water next to the supercalculator
June 6th 1994. Day 1990. Never, ever try to fix electric equipment while it’s damp
June 6th 1994. Day 1991. Never, ever use a axe to fit replacement microchips in the supercalculator
June 6th 1994. Day 1992. Never, ever use a super bouncy ball to amuse yourself in the lab with sensitive equipment
June 6th 1994. Day 1993. Never, ever use a Dyson vacuum cleaner near my blueprints
June 6th 1994. Day 1994. Never, ever eat Shredded Wheat
June 6th 1994. Day 1990. Never, ever try to fix electric equipment while it’s damp
June 6th 1994. Day 1991. Never, ever use a axe to fit replacement microchips in the supercalculator
June 6th 1994. Day 1992. Never, ever use a super bouncy ball to amuse yourself in the lab with sensitive equipment
June 6th 1994. Day 1993. Never, ever use a Dyson vacuum cleaner near my blueprints
June 6th 1994. Day 1994. Never, ever eat Shredded Wheat
THIS IS MY FORUM NOW!
ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
by Skysong » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:24 pm
TB3 wrote:June 6th 1994, Day 2198 - now you see XANA, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
Following that...
June 6, 1994, Day 2199: XANA has decided to become evil. God, I *knew* giving it the talk was a bad idea!
Mistress of madness and all that jazz. FFN account DA account
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Taelia » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:49 pm
I got some! 
I hope TB3 doesn't mind if I use General Matthew Della Robbia in the last entry.
June 6, 1994, Day 12 - I'm just about to make the Forest sector. It's gonna be---what he hell is a two-tailed elf thing doing in that Tower?
June 6, 1994, Day 2546 - My good friend, Matthew Della Robbia, has decided that he will turn off the supercomputer to save me and my daughter. Just like me, Aelita will hold the Keys to Lyoko. Together we will be the absolute masters. We will live together, forever.
I hope TB3 doesn't mind if I use General Matthew Della Robbia in the last entry.
June 6, 1994, Day 12 - I'm just about to make the Forest sector. It's gonna be---what he hell is a two-tailed elf thing doing in that Tower?
June 6, 1994, Day 2546 - My good friend, Matthew Della Robbia, has decided that he will turn off the supercomputer to save me and my daughter. Just like me, Aelita will hold the Keys to Lyoko. Together we will be the absolute masters. We will live together, forever.
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by Jeremie Lover » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:51 pm
June 19 1992 Day 123 - I'm at my PC and am so cute. AWW ^_^ Im cute
I Was Sissi Delmas Lover
by Jeremie Lover » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:06 pm
TB3 wrote:Jeremie Lover wrote:June 19 1992 Day 123 - I'm at my PC and am so cute. AWW ^_^ Im cute
He is cute isn't he - big fuzzy beard and all that! No wonder he drew a hottie wife!
Some More:
June 30 1995 day 234 - TB3 is here for his massage.. I'm sweaty....hot....waiting for his smooth cold body ohh lor- wait.... is this still on? OMG! *camera turns off*
I Was Sissi Delmas Lover
by TB3 » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:12 pm
Jeremie Lover wrote:June 30 1995 day 234 - TB3 is here for his massage.. I'm sweaty....hot....waiting for his smooth cold body ohh lor- wait.... is this still on? OMG! *camera turns off*
That all happened you know...
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(crickets chirp)
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WELL HOW ELSE DO I KNOW THE TECH BACKWARDS!
LORD HIGH TRANSLATOR!
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by Aurelius » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:54 pm
June 8, 1067. Today I got sucked in a time warp, and almost got impaled by some chivalric knight maniacs. Later I found out that I just had to click my heels together and say "There's no place like home" to get back. Darn movie had me thinking I need ruby slippers.
Don't worry, I'm an expert.
by TL. » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:45 pm
June 6th 1994. Day 2545. *Left eye is twitching* It's...*Scratches ear like rabbit* near don.....e......akira...eye need....lag lager loo....just........1.....more.....I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to tvtome.com......to finish........
............Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!........
the programming *Head falls onto table* bobbies are nice......end......nice bobbies...entry
*Edit USSR anthem now has link!*
............Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!........
the programming *Head falls onto table* bobbies are nice......end......nice bobbies...entry
*Edit USSR anthem now has link!*
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THIS IS MY FORUM NOW!
ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
by TB3 » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:18 pm
TL. wrote:June 6th 1994. Day 2545. *Left eye is twitching* It's...*Scratches ear like rabbit* near don.....e......akira...eye need....lag lager loo....just........1.....more.....I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to tvtome.com......to finish........
............Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!........
the programming *Head falls onto table* bobbies are nice......end......nice bobbies...entry
That was inspired!
LORD HIGH TRANSLATOR!
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by TL. » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:48 pm
Cheers bro. Here another.
June 6th 1994. Day 1995. I was writing a paper on the PC and it was like bepp-bepp-bepp-bepp-bepp-bepp!!!!! And then, like, half of my paper was gone. And I was like.....
???????? It devoured........................................my paper........................................it was a really good paper. And then I had to write it again and I had to do fast so it wasn't as good. Its kind of.......................................a bummer........................................I'm Franz Hopper and I'm a scientist.
June 6th 1994. Day 1995. I was writing a paper on the PC and it was like bepp-bepp-bepp-bepp-bepp-bepp!!!!! And then, like, half of my paper was gone. And I was like.....
???????? It devoured........................................my paper........................................it was a really good paper. And then I had to write it again and I had to do fast so it wasn't as good. Its kind of.......................................a bummer........................................I'm Franz Hopper and I'm a scientist.THIS IS MY FORUM NOW!
ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
by TB3 » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:50 pm
TL. wrote:Cheers bro. Here another.
June 6th 1994. Day 1995. I was writing a paper on the PC and it was like bepp-bepp-bepp-bepp-bepp-bepp!!!!! And then, like, half of my paper was gone. And I was like.....
I should never have told you about 'AMV Hell'!
LORD HIGH TRANSLATOR!
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by Darkborn » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:01 pm
(Heh...this is what you mean)
June 6th 1994 Day..1337
I have had it with this damn Meow Mix song! Little Aelita keeps on singing it every single day! I knew I should have picked a better day to RTTP to!
June 6th 1994 Day..1337
I have had it with this damn Meow Mix song! Little Aelita keeps on singing it every single day! I knew I should have picked a better day to RTTP to!
by TL. » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:36 pm
June 6th 1994. Day 1589. I made a major breakthrough today. I finished the programme to prevent external interference on Lyoko once Aelita and I have been virtualised. By bypassing the...*Looks at floor* OH LOOK! PILLS! *He stuffs them down his throat.* Yummy!!!!! *His pupils dilate* Woooaaaahhhhh man! *Inside his head*. *The vision ends* WWWhhhaaaattttt the 'elllllll??????!!!!!
THIS IS MY FORUM NOW!
ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
by xxJeanGreyxx » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:59 pm
June 6th 1994. Day 1592. Note to self: Cussing the crap out of XANA in a chatroom does NOT make him very happy. *screen suddenly turns black*
F. Hopper: No! PLEASE! Spare meee!!!
XANA: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
F. Hopper: AGHHH
...Silence...
(hehe)
F. Hopper: No! PLEASE! Spare meee!!!
XANA: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
F. Hopper: AGHHH
...Silence...
(hehe)
x x J e a n G r e y x x
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