Quotes!!!

[Fearo offline]

i have nothing better to do, so i think I'll post random quotes. Until I get bored. And with my attention span I'll get bored fast ^^ Wow, does my long, unnessicary signature count as a post? It should ^^

[Skysong offline]

Sissi: "*Jeremie's* coming? Oh, it's good to know the closest thing to Bruce Willis is coming to save us!"

[Taelia offline]

Oh God. I love that one!

[Insanity Hero offline]

Yumi: First off that is chinese and second off what are you wearing!?!
Odd: What? Their your clothes. I found them in your closet.

[Lani offline]

Yumi: First off that is chinese and second off what are you wearing!?!
Odd: What? Their your clothes. I found them in your closet.

It's actually Yumi: First of all, that's Chinese, and second of all, what is with that outfit?!
Odd: Well, they're your clothes! Cool, huh? Looks really good.
xD; Sorry, I've got that entire episode memorized...

*cough* Anyway.

Jeremie: That's weird, XANA can posses humans, but not you two.
Odd: ...It must have something to do with sex appeal.

AND THE BEST SCENE EVER.

Odd: Hey! I've got a great idea! You're always to shy to ask Yumi out, right? Well now you can practice on me!
Ulrich: Odd, that's NOT a great idea, it's a STUPID idea and anyway I'm not THAT crazy about Yumi.
Odd: Yeah, right, tell me about it! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to give it a shot without really sticking your neck out! And this way, I can give you some pointers, too.
Ulrich: Pointers, you??
Odd: Come ooon, ask me out! I'm waaating...
Sissi: Well, look who's here! Romeo and Juliet!
Odd: Ugh, Sissi. What a lame brain.
Sissi: My dear Ulrich, when will you understand that I am the girl for you? What do you see in this stringbean anyway?
Odd: At least I don't have the mind of a vegetable!
Sissi: Huh?
Odd: Give it a rest, Sissi. Ulrich and I were made for one another, you got that?
Sissi: Why that, that's distugsting!
Tamiya: Oh wow, the scoop of the year, and I've got it!
Ulrich: ...Huh?!
Odd: Hey! Now I see why Sissi's so crazy about you!
Ulrich: Do that one more time, and you're dead.
Odd: Well. You try and do a friend a favor, and that's the thanks you get.

AHH. I know I got a line or a word or two wrong in there somewhere... xD; Oh well.

[Taelia offline]

No wonder Odd thinks Sissi's braindead. He hates her.

[lyokodude offline]

or he likes her but doesn't admit it.

[Mewberries151]

Umm...I'm going to move this to Games...just because this doesn't actually have any "Discussion" to it, and we have a few "Quote" threads in Games already (although not a CL related one, I believe). ^_^

If anyone is opposed to this (particularly one of the other mods/admin like Rodri and X1), I'll just move it back.

[Pika53 offline]

Here are a few particularly juice quotes I dug up. Please enjoy.

* Odd: Girls! You leave them alone for five minutes and its mess, after mess, after mess!


* Ulrich: The girls are coming, we better clean up!


* Yumi: Odd, what are you doing?!

Odd: Can't you see? I'm swimming through guacamole!


* Jeremie: Aelita? How do you feel? Say something!

Aelita: Something.

Jeremie: If you can make jokes as bad as Odd, then you must be okay.

[Narikii offline]

Ulrich: He died at the end of his life.

[Vora Lyoko offline]

Ulrich: He died at the end of his life.

Here are a few particularly juice quotes I dug up. Please enjoy.

* Odd: Girls! You leave them alone for five minutes and its mess, after mess, after mess!


* Ulrich: The girls are coming, we better clean up!


* Yumi: Odd, what are you doing?!

Odd: Can't you see? I'm swimming through guacamole!

Where are those from?

[Lani offline]

Ulrich: He died at the end of his life.

Here are a few particularly juice quotes I dug up. Please enjoy.

* Odd: Girls! You leave them alone for five minutes and its mess, after mess, after mess!


* Ulrich: The girls are coming, we better clean up!


* Yumi: Odd, what are you doing?!

Odd: Can't you see? I'm swimming through guacamole!

Where are those from?

First one is from "The Chips are Down", I believe, but I may be wrong.

Odd's one about girls is from "Missing Link".

The Ulrich one about girls is from "Tip-Top Shape".

The LAST one is from "A Fine Mess."

Muahaha

[Vora Lyoko offline]

Ulrich: He died at the end of his life.

Here are a few particularly juice quotes I dug up. Please enjoy.

* Odd: Girls! You leave them alone for five minutes and its mess, after mess, after mess!


* Ulrich: The girls are coming, we better clean up!


* Yumi: Odd, what are you doing?!

Odd: Can't you see? I'm swimming through guacamole!

Where are those from?

First one is from "The Chips are Down", I believe, but I may be wrong.

Odd's one about girls is from "Missing Link".

The Ulrich one about girls is from "Tip-Top Shape".

The LAST one is from "A Fine Mess."

Muahaha

? I have to re-watch the them...

[Lani offline]

Actually... I don't remember where the first one is from. >>; It's not "The chips are down"... someone's gonna hafta find that one...

[Jeremified offline]

Yeah, I remember the quote, just not the eppie. D: Darnit.

Anyways,

Jeremie: Odd, say something!
Odd: Your Marabounta seems to have it in for us!
Jeremie: This is no time for jokes, I programmed it to attack Xana's monsters only!
Odd: Well, could you program it some eyeglasses for it then?!

[Lani offline]

OOH!! OOH! NOW I REMEMBER!!! That quote was from XANA's Kiss!! 8D I'm so awesome.

Kay continue with your lives. Shoo shoo.

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

Sissi: I am like a beautiful flower. I need watered often.
Aelita: Ya, you never know when you'll sprout a brain.

Odd: My back is itchy. I think it's the strap of your..oh...
Yumi: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE IT OFF!

Yumi: What are you wearing?
Odd: Well it was in YOUR closet.

[Rail Runner offline]

I dont remember which eppie this quote came from...but I know its the one where odd almost drowned..and when Yumi saved him in the nick of time he looks at her and says..

Odd: another minute and I would have been a goner...waiting on a woman can be deadly...you show up at the last possible second.

Yumi:

[knifey offline]

"Frontier" in Mrs. Hertz' class.

Sissi: Hey! What kind of no good are you creeps up to now?
Ulrich: None of your business.
Sissi: Well, with that kind of answer now I'm sure your up to no good.
Odd: Can't fool you Sissi. Well actually... Jeremies working on a new project for making worms intelligent.
Sissi: Oh?!
Odd: Thats right, and he'd like to test it out on you.
*Odd and Urlich laugh*

Thats, IMO, is Odd's best joke.

[__lovexme. offline]

can we write quotes from things other than CL??? Just wondering cuz I have a few things in mind..

[Briana offline]

(A reference to Sissi in Odd's short film)
Odd: She's as big as her ego!
Actor: (as Jim) That's impossible. Do you know how big that would make her?

^^ THATS MY FAVORITE ONE ROFLLLL

Yumi: Hiroki says to my father, "Papa, when I grow up I want to look just like you, but with muscles!"

Jeremie: A super computer is not the same as a Game boy, Odd! You can’t just pick up a bar of Uranium at the corner store!

Odd: Ever since David Copperfield made the statue of liberty disappear, nothing surprises me anymore.

Yumi: I need to be by myself. Coming Ulrich?

Odd: You okay guys? Say something.
Ulrich: Something.
Odd: Hey! No stealing my jokes, ok?

Ulrich: Odd just offered Sissi a role in his next film.
Odd: It's the story of a girl driven by a mysterious being who tries to make contact with humans all of which takes place in a virtual universe full of danger.
Jeremie: What did she say?
Aelita: That no one would ever believe such a ridiculous story.

[Pika53 offline]

Odd: Well my lady, your tower is served.

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Aelita: I hope you're not going to kill each other if I leave you two alone?

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Jeremie: Everything okay Sissi?

Sissi: How do you expect everything to be okay when I am surrounded by big fat losers!

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Yumi: Your carriage, Cinderella?

Odd: Welcome to the rat pack!

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Sissi: (while locking Kiwi up) That's right. Time for beddy-bye, you horrible little mongrel!

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Yumi: That's really such a shame. We’ve just seen the beginning and end of a beautiful romance!

[Skysong offline]

I can't believe nobody's posted this one yet... It's my favorite line ever.

Odd: Somebody say something funny before I have a heart attack.

[Pika53 offline]

Odd: Your scanner is waiting sir.

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Sissi: Hey! Can't you look where you're going, you clumsy dork!

Odd: Oh! Sorry Sissi. I mistook you for a doorpost!

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Aelita: He who runs well, goes far!

Yumi: Is Odd the one who teaches you nonsense like that?

Aelita: No. As a matter of fact, it's Jim!

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Odd: Yumi wasn't too mad at me in the end. I mean about her parents, or the math quiz. Or for the clothes,
or for… taking a couple of slaps. She is really cool. You oughta go out with her.

Ulrich: Speaking of, uh. Did you tell her what happened between us at the cafateria?

Odd: No way! I plan on staying alive, good buddy!

Aelita: What did happen at the cafateria?

Ulrich: Uh, nothing.

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Jeremie: Darnit! I'm so useless! I'm never gonna do it.

Aelita: And I'm sure you will Jeremie.

Jeremie: Thanks for the encouragement, but I'm useless I tell you.

Aelita: Jeremie, do you think we'd get along well in the real world? I mean as well as we do now?

Jeremie: Yeah, of course, why?

Aelita: Well, because I'm not so sure, I'd like to have a best friend who's useless. You understand?

Jeremie: Ha, ha very funny.

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Odd: So, Ulrich what do you think the manta's are? Male or female?

Ulrich: With attitudes like that they have to be girls.

Yumi:{annoyed}Jeremie... do I really have to stand here and listen to this?

Jeremie:{amused}Sorry Yumi, but you know what they say. You can't pick your friends.

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That last one might be a bit off cause I went on memory while posting.