LFCL Caption Contest- Revamped!

[Carth]

Original thread is copyright Rodri.

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Well, since LFCLCC is moving back to BKO, which I won't be able to access for another few days, I got Star Way's permission to create a new, CLEAN caption contest here.

Well, actually, I said 'someone' and she said yes to that. Erm...

Anyway, rules are the same as the old thread, except this one goes along with the new 'no profanity' policy.

I'll list them in case you forgot. You see 3 pictures, and you have to make a sort of dialogue for each one you see. You have one week to do so, and then winners will be announced, and 3 new ones posted. There are top 3's for each pic, as well as the old 'Funniest, Most Random, Sickest' lists-as far as Sick can go now. Sexual sickness will NOT be tolerated, other than slight innuendo. SLIGHT.

We will be retaining the 'first one to claim gets the judge position' mindset, but if the claimer does not post new pictures within two days, it's up for grabs again. If they do not post results within two days after the alloted one week, then...someone responsible will do it. I can't trust myself...

And heeere are your pictures!

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2.


3.


Caption away!

[Stephen (x1)]

Okay. I've deleted these posts. And the contest will stay here, whilest soon we will have a second one in BKO. I guess. I think that's what we decided.

Soo, I guess start captioning.

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

PICTURE 2
Jeremie: What's wrong Aelita?
Aelita: Wedgie...

PICTURE 3
Smile! You're on Creeper Camera!

[YDV offline]

Aww no sickness? >>; Poo.

Picture #1:

Sissi: Hello, boys. You may be wondering why we wouldn't let you go take a shower this morning and locked you in this hallway. Well.... the time has come.

Odd: For what? o____o

Nicholas: SHUT UP ITALIAN BOY! D<

Odd: I'm not Italian! I'm New Zealander-Norwegian-Dutch-Canadian! >>;

Nicholas: ...Sure you are.

Sissi: ANYWAY. You may be wondering--

Ulrich: Yeah, yeah, we heard that part already.

Herb: QUIET WHILE MS. DELMAS IS TALKING. >O

Sissi: Like I was saying. The time has come for--

Jeremie: Um. Excuse me.

Sissi: WHAT?!

Jeremie: Can I go to the bathroom?

Sissi: NO!

Jeremie: PLEASSEEE? I really have to go.

Sissi: I'm not done yet. You can wait.

Odd: One moment, madam. 8D

The boys form a huddle.

Odd: Hey. I've got an idea.

Ulrich: Execute Plan Delta?

Odd: YES! *whispers to Jeremie*

Jeremie: You've got to be kidding me.

Odd: Just try it, okay? Now, on my mark. One, two, three.....

They turn around.

Ulrich, Odd, Jeremie: CAN WE GO TO THE INFIRMIRY?!?!?!

Sissi: *overwhelmed* YES YOU MAY O____O

The boys take off running and don't stop until they get to their section of the dormatory building.

Jeremie: I... I don't understand. What just happenned?

Ulrich: Well, Odd noticed that EVERY TIME we ask to go to the infirmiry, the teachers ALWAYS let us go. So he thought the phrase had some sort of magical power over people. At the time I thought it was really dumb....

Odd: I WAS RIGHT!!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!

Pic #2:

Aelita: o_____o Jeremie.

Jeremie: Yes?

Aelita: Shh! Don't move.

Jeremie: What?

Aelita: I think I can scare it.

Jeremie: Scare what?!

Aelita: WHUUUUUUUUT.

Jeremie: O__O

Aelita: it's okay, it's gone now.

Jeremie: What's gone?

Aelita: Now... don't panic. But there was a three on your head.

Jeremie: *ded*

Pic #3:

Creeper: Ha ha ha! There's the control panel! Within moments I will have achieved complete dominance over Lyoko! I can finally best my foe!

Creeper #2: *walks up* What are you babbling about now, Jim?

Creeper: SHUT UP! HE'LL HEAR YOU! D:

Creeper #2: o___O Who?

Creeper: XANA. >>;

Creeper #2: ..........

Creeper: What?

Creeper #3: We're all connected to XANA, you idiot. Didn't you read the 'Terms of Service'?

Creeper: .....NO!!!!! Dx My plan! My ultimate plan!

XANA:

[Taelia offline]

1. SISSI: So anyway, like I was saying, this guy walks up and say "Hey, could you give me a hand?", and I say "Sure, what do you need help with?". He says, "Moving this baggage onto the baggage compartment." I help him out, and then I discover five euros on the floor.

JEREMIE: And your point is?

SISSI: The POINT is that this guy's bagage was heavy.

2. JEREMIE: Aelita, why is there an insect on your back?

3. CREEPER: (buuuurp)

YUMI, ODD, ULRICH, SISSI, JIM: Ewwwwww!

[Dairall offline]

Pic 1:
Sissi: I'm entering a contest of-
Odd: Lazyness?
Sissi:NO!
Odd: Uglyness?
Sissi: NO! It's a beaui-
Odd: Less contest!
Jeremie + Ulrich nod.
Herb & Nicolas ran away

Pic 2:
Aelita: Jeremie, my butt hurts.
Jeremie: Ok good for you. I busy working for Aelita, Yumi.
Aelita(shocked): Excuse me?!?
Jeremie has headphones in.
Aelita hits him with 2 very thick pillows.

Pic 3:
Creeper 1: Does my breath smell?
Creeper 2: Onions, pickles and XANA's socks.
*DING DONG!*
Creeper 1: My date is here!
Creeper 3(Has a beard and a thick voice): Helllllllllllllllllllllllllooo.
Creeper 1: Let's go.

[Odd675 offline]

:3 i will participate!

Captionsy #1

Sissi: Deeear Ulrich!!
Ulrich: Uh No..not again
Jeremie: When Sissi will stop to crush Ulrich..?
Odd: DUH! SSATT! (Sissi Strikes Again This Time!)
Herb: hey, caution, Crazy Odd
Odd: sheesh, Herb! why you can't confess Sissi to your blooond lov--
Herb: SHUT UP!
Jeremie: Here we go..

Captionsy #2

Aelita: Um..i'm back..but i have to confess you..i'm really in love on Ulrich..it's all started in the first day, while in Lyoko..Ulrich was really protecting at me..but there i was in love with him..you hear me, jeremie?
Jeremie: ..
Aelita: huh?
Jeremie *appeared with two headphones*:
Aelita: ..i will kill you..for not hearing me..

Captionsy #3

Creeper: Woooooooooo! Creepsy is here! Wooooo (imitation from Ric Flair xD)

[Stonecreek]

#1

Sissi (sporting a vacant expression): Um, everybody...I've seemed to lost my brain? Will you guys please help me find it?

Everyonbe else: *sweatdrop*

#2

Aelita: Dang it! I've walked through this doorway a dozen times now, and I still can't get one decent slow-mo entry sequence!

#3

Creeper: Peek-a-boo! I see you!

Odd: Big deal. *shoots creeper in the face*

[Tekirai offline]

#1

Sissi: Attention! This corridor is off limits!
Ulrich: ...why?
Nicholas: We're playing roadblock! 8D
Herb: YAYY!
Sissi: Shut up you morons! Well, you see Ulrich dear, there's a very touching sequence between this fire extinguisher and that mouse over there.
Fire Ex.: MR MOUSE, I LOVE YEWWW. :D
Mouse: I like you too!
Jeremie: I preferred the roadblock idea... >>;

#2

Aelita: ... Jeremie, when you told me you were going to get a new hairdo, I never heard anyhing about having a bunch of bananas on your head.

#3

The Creeper's diet mainly consists of chicken, oranges, blue metallic squares and of course... the occasional desk lamp.
Creeper: FEAR MEH LIGHT O DOOOOM!
Odd: ... *kicks it offscreen*

xDD *is shot*

[Ghost Guest offline]

Pic #1

Nicolas: Hey, is this one of those weird mirrors that make you look totally different? Cause the figures in front of us look very strange.
Odd: Nicolas, it's...
Nicolas: Wow and they talk!

Pic #2

Aelita: Is it just me or is this dress getting shorter?
Jeremie: *whispering* Oh God, I hope so.

Pic #3

Creeper: *rapping*
I’m a Creeper and I have a very tough life
That Xana doesn’t let me leave Sector Five
He doesn’t understand we Creepers are strong
With our help he won’t be stuck in the supercomputer for long
We’re far more destructive than thousands of plagues
Next time we see Xana we’ll ask for a couple of legs!

(Sorry if they stink too much )

[Zeakari offline]

These are absolutely terrible, but I really want to play.

#1
Sissi giggled, “Spiffy! You should wear jammies around the school more often! ‘Specially you, Ulrich.â€

[Jeremified offline]

Oh boy! More fun pictures to captionize!

#1
William had set up a contest between Team Sissi, Herb, Nicholas, and Team Jeremie, Odd, Ulrich. The objective? See who could make the most noise without waking up Jim.
Herb: LOOKIT ME!!! I'M OUT OF BED AND MAKING SO MUCH NOIIISE!
Ulrich: JIM IS A BIG FAT DORK!!!
Nicholas: Um... free deep dish pizzas
Jeremie: Bad idea...
Team Jeremie, Odd, Ulrich: *run back to their rooms*
Team Sissi, Herb, Nicholas was greatly punished for <s>being out of bed</s> false advertisement.

#2.
Aelita: Jeremie, have you done something to my fuzzy dice? They're all poofy now...
Jeremie: Those were fuzzy dice??

#3.
Creeper: THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF ALL THIS BLUE, BLUE, BLUE!!! *destroys walls*
Odd: You know what? I'm getting tired of it too! DIE BLUE WALLS!!! *shoots arrows at walls*
Yumi: NEED ORANGE!! *joins Odd and Creeper*
Jeremie: You guys do realize that you're destroying the pillars that are holding up the green ceiling, don't you?
Odd: GREEN CEILING?!
Yumi: OH NO!
Odd: CURSE YOU XANA! WE NEED PURPLE!
Yumi: ORANGE!
Odd: Purple!
Creeper: ...Dorks. *runs from Sector 5 while Yumi and Odd get devirtualized*

[Carth]

Well, after that rocky start...I guess I can judge now.

1.

1st place (3 points): Jeremified

#1
William had set up a contest between Team Sissi, Herb, Nicholas, and Team Jeremie, Odd, Ulrich. The objective? See who could make the most noise without waking up Jim.
Herb: LOOKIT ME!!! I'M OUT OF BED AND MAKING SO MUCH NOIIISE!
Ulrich: JIM IS A BIG FAT DORK!!!
Nicholas: Um... free deep dish pizzas
Jeremie: Bad idea...
Team Jeremie, Odd, Ulrich: *run back to their rooms*
Team Sissi, Herb, Nicholas was greatly punished for <s>being out of bed</s> false advertisement.

2nd place (2 points): Whydeevee

Picture #1:

Sissi: Hello, boys. You may be wondering why we wouldn't let you go take a shower this morning and locked you in this hallway. Well.... the time has come.

Odd: For what? o____o

Nicholas: SHUT UP ITALIAN BOY! D<

Odd: I'm not Italian! I'm New Zealander-Norwegian-Dutch-Canadian! >>;

Nicholas: ...Sure you are.

Sissi: ANYWAY. You may be wondering--

Ulrich: Yeah, yeah, we heard that part already.

Herb: QUIET WHILE MS. DELMAS IS TALKING. >O

Sissi: Like I was saying. The time has come for--

Jeremie: Um. Excuse me.

Sissi: WHAT?!

Jeremie: Can I go to the bathroom?

Sissi: NO!

Jeremie: PLEASSEEE? I really have to go.

Sissi: I'm not done yet. You can wait.

Odd: One moment, madam. 8D

The boys form a huddle.

Odd: Hey. I've got an idea.

Ulrich: Execute Plan Delta?

Odd: YES! *whispers to Jeremie*

Jeremie: You've got to be kidding me.

Odd: Just try it, okay? Now, on my mark. One, two, three.....

They turn around.

Ulrich, Odd, Jeremie: CAN WE GO TO THE INFIRMIRY?!?!?!

Sissi: *overwhelmed* YES YOU MAY O____O

The boys take off running and don't stop until they get to their section of the dormatory building.

Jeremie: I... I don't understand. What just happenned?

Ulrich: Well, Odd noticed that EVERY TIME we ask to go to the infirmiry, the teachers ALWAYS let us go. So he thought the phrase had some sort of magical power over people. At the time I thought it was really dumb....

Odd: I WAS RIGHT!!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!

3rd place (1 point): Taelia

1. SISSI: So anyway, like I was saying, this guy walks up and say "Hey, could you give me a hand?", and I say "Sure, what do you need help with?". He says, "Moving this baggage onto the baggage compartment." I help him out, and then I discover five euros on the floor.

JEREMIE: And your point is?

SISSI: The POINT is that this guy's bagage was heavy.

2.


1st place (3 points): Zeakari
#2
[quote]“Jeremie… therei’s something I have to tell you. It’s about me and Odd. Please don’t be mad but-â€

[Jeremified offline]

Wha? You didn't merge the scores from last round into this one?

[YDV offline]

Yay, 3rd place!

....Eh. I like doing captions better than judging. >>;

[Jeremified offline]

Well, can I do the next round? I already have my pics selected and everything! =D

[Taelia offline]

1. ULRICH: Yumi, I can't take it anymore. I...I love you!

2. JEREMIE: Okay, Ulrich, I have some pointers on how you can get Yumi to date you...

3. JIM: Ever get the feeling that you're being watched...?

[Odd675 offline]

<.< 1? only i have 1? sheesh..ok!
Piccy #1
Ulrich: Achoo! no..i have a cold..
Yumi: oh..*sad* you remembered me the death of Odd by cause that cold on his nose!
Ulrich: O_O?

Piccy #2
Jeremie: Ulrich Ulrich..you really need a favor from mee? what's it?
Ulrich: U ehm..i just need a favor..will you get the DMC 3 original intro?
Jeremie: oh, okay..*thinx* i just waited for the request of Ulrich for Yumi's e-mail.. on MSN!

Piccy #3

Jim: Um, What? where are we?
Mr.Delmas: we're on the sewers..you can't remember, idiot?
Mr.Ishiyama: perhaps he have just amnesia..like Memento..
Mrs.Ishiyama: and Mr.Delmas, you can just move that teacher to Asyulm (SP?)? xD

[Tekirai offline]

#1

Yumi was shocked to find out how keen Ulrich was to bet on who could eat Cartoon Network first.
Ulrich: C'mon, 5 bucks! ... 6? 7? 29? SOLD! *chomp*
Yumi: I'm in love with an idiot...

#2

Jeremie: Please?
Ulrich: No.
Jeremie: Please?
Ulrich: No.
Jeremie: ... please?
Ulrich: NO! For the last dang time I do NOT one of your stupid vaccum cleaners!
Jeremie: How 'bout I throw in a free lollipop?
Ulrich: Blueberry?
Jeremie: Err.... yeah, sure, whatever.
Ulrich: Decisions, decisions...

#3

Jim: Everybody please do the favour of NOT telling me what that brown thing is behind me.

*stretch yawn* I just got up... xD And it's like, what, 1...

[YDV offline]

Piccy #1:

Yumi: Ulrich, I'm sorry... I have to tell you something.

Ulrich: DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

Yumi: ..............I know this may hurt your feelings, but--

Ulrich: JESUS CHRIST! YOU SMELL LIKE ONIONS!!!!

Yumi: But as you may have noticed we haven't hung out as much and--

Ulrich: Why would I want to hang out with someone who smells like ONIONS?! GODDD *covers nose*

Yumi: BUTIDECIDEDTOPICKWILLIAMANDNOTYOU. God freaking damn, Ulrich! I'm trying to tell you something here!!

Ulrich: The stench! The stench! *runs away*

Piccy #2:

Jeremie: Don't worry, it'll be fine.

Ulrich: You sure?

Jeremie: Sure I'm sure.

Ulrich: But I've heard all kinds of rumors about this kind of thing....

Jeremie: Most of them aren't true.

Ulrich: Most?

Jeremie: You'll find out. Come on, let's go up to my room.

Odd: *is standing nearby* o__O ......What?

Ulrich: Oh, hey Odd. I'm going to Jeremie's room. I'll be busy for a while.

Odd: .......

Jeremie: What? Don't act like you've never wanted to try it!

Odd: .....

Ulrich: I -know- he has.

Odd: .....

Jeremie: Ugh, fine. You can try on my ridiculous clown suit too. Jeez, Odd. >>;

Odd: *ded*

Piccy #3:

Jim: Come on, gang, let's split up!

Mr. Delmas: ......That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

Mr. Ishiyama: No, he's right. Why don't you and I--

Jim: NO!! Mr. Delmas and I will be checking the attic. You and your wife can go check the basement.

Mr. Ishiyama: But... I always get paired up with her!

Mrs. Ishiyama:

Mr. Ishiyama: ^^;;; I mean um. Come, darling, let us go look for the bad guy.....

Mrs. Ishiyama: Tokyo men... Tokyo men.... >>;

~Later~

William: *in a monster suit, tyed up with mask laying beside him* And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling adults!

Kiwi: KIWI!!!! 8D

[Ghost Guest offline]

Pic #1

Yumi: Ulrich, we have to talk… about last night.
Ulrich: Oh no, this is what I feared… you want to break up with me!
Yumi: It’s not that, Ulrich, I’m pregnant…
Ulrich: You had your fun and now you are throwing me like garbage! My mom always told me… YOU’RE PREGNANT!?

Pic # 2

Ulrich: You wanted to see me, Jeremie?
Jeremie: Yes, I need your opinion about something…
Ulrich: About what?
Jeremie: Wait for me here please, I’ll be right back.
Ulrich: Okay…
*a minute later, Jeremie comes out*
Jeremie: Does this bikini make me look fat!?

Pic# 3

Mr. Ishiyama: I think the noise comes from over there.
Mrs. Ishiyama: You’re right, let’s follow it.
Mr. Delmas: I agree. You know, it sounds as if two people were… My God Jim! Were you making out with that dog!?
Jim: *waking up* Whaaa!? Oh my God, I was dreaming! I thought it was Miss. Hertz, I swear!
Mrs. Ishiyama: *throws up*

[Sithking Zero offline]

Pic #1
Pic # 2

Ulrich: You wanted to see me, Jeremie?
Jeremie: Yes, I need your opinion about something…
Ulrich: About what?
Jeremie: Wait for me here please, I’ll be right back.
Ulrich: Okay…
*a minute later, Jeremie comes out*
Jeremie: Does this bikini make me look fat!?

OH GOD!!!! (( Stabs out eyes with sharp pointy objects))

[Jeremified offline]

Pic #1

Yumi: Ulrich, we have to talk… about last night.
Ulrich: Oh no, this is what I feared… you want to break up with me!
Yumi: It’s not that, Ulrich, I’m pregnant…
Ulrich: You had your fun and now you are throwing me like garbage! My mom always told me… YOU’RE PREGNANT!?

Pic # 2

Ulrich: You wanted to see me, Jeremie?
Jeremie: Yes, I need your opinion about something…
Ulrich: About what?
Jeremie: Wait for me here please, I’ll be right back.
Ulrich: Okay…
*a minute later, Jeremie comes out*
Jeremie: Does this bikini make me look fat!?

Pic# 3

Mr. Ishiyama: I think the noise comes from over there.
Mrs. Ishiyama: You’re right, let’s follow it.
Mr. Delmas: I agree. You know, it sounds as if two people were… My God Jim! Were you making out with that dog!?
Jim: *waking up* Whaaa!? Oh my God, I was dreaming! I thought it was Miss. Hertz, I swear!
Mrs. Ishiyama: *throws up*

BJB, we officially pronounce you magnus4002! (Look at last competition's standings to see what I mean...)

[Carth]

Pic #1

Yumi: Ulrich, we have to talk… about last night.
Ulrich: Oh no, this is what I feared… you want to break up with me!
Yumi: It’s not that, Ulrich, I’m pregnant…
Ulrich: You had your fun and now you are throwing me like garbage! My mom always told me… YOU’RE PREGNANT!?

Pic # 2

Ulrich: You wanted to see me, Jeremie?
Jeremie: Yes, I need your opinion about something…
Ulrich: About what?
Jeremie: Wait for me here please, I’ll be right back.
Ulrich: Okay…
*a minute later, Jeremie comes out*
Jeremie: Does this bikini make me look fat!?

Pic# 3

Mr. Ishiyama: I think the noise comes from over there.
Mrs. Ishiyama: You’re right, let’s follow it.
Mr. Delmas: I agree. You know, it sounds as if two people were… My God Jim! Were you making out with that dog!?
Jim: *waking up* Whaaa!? Oh my God, I was dreaming! I thought it was Miss. Hertz, I swear!
Mrs. Ishiyama: *throws up*

BJB, we officially pronounce you magnus4002! (Look at last competition's standings to see what I mean...)

You may KISS THE BRIDE! (kisses BJB)

...I'm crazy...

1.

The faces got more and more macabre the more time they spent in the phone booth.

2.
Jeremie: Ulrich...
Ulrich: Uh...yes?
Jeremie: There is something... I need to tell you.
Ulrich: Uhhh...okay...
Jeremie: There is a large, pulsating zit right on your nose.

3.
Jim: GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Mr. Delmas: Jim, you're fired.

[Ghost Guest offline]

You may KISS THE BRIDE! (kisses BJB)

Unless you're a girl...in which case, you can forget about that, and kiss THIS bride! (makes BJB kiss Whydeevee)

...I'm crazy...

I'm a boy.

And I'm glad you're crazy, that's a good thing.

Jeremified, thanks, that guy sure got a high score