I know this game is "childish" but its funny. And as if I'll remember this in 6 months.
I'll start.
When he's still in the house, put a bob-wired fence around the chimbly.
Put out a Santa suit and have a "dry-cleaning" bill.
Scare his reandear away when he's in the house.
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Ways to annoy Santa
by Dairall » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:03 pm
"Simms! I'm gonna need three hundred copies of your a*s by the four o-clock meeting!"
"Yes sir!"
"And try to keep your b*lls off the glass this time!"
by Sithking Zero » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:24 pm
Ask for an elf for christmas. If nothing else, you might get an elf.
Tell the Elves to start a union.
Tell the Elves to start a union.
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ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
by Rail Runner » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:46 pm
put motion sensors on ever rooftop and then light the fireplace before he slides down..hahaha..oh man the evil thoughts here.
Amtrak, its everywhere I want to be!
BY JERFIED
by Narikii » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:01 pm
Make cookies out of dirt and put glue in a glass instead of milk.
by Rail Runner » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:13 pm
make some brownies with hot sauce in them and dont put out water instead of milk..muhahahaha.
Amtrak, its everywhere I want to be!
by Sithking Zero » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:32 pm
Motion-opened spike pit under fireplace.
Ninjas guarding the tree.
Ninjas guarding the tree.
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ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
by Narikii » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:54 pm
Dress up as Santa and tell him that you're the real Santa. And start a Santa-fight.
by Jeremified » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:50 pm
Whydeevee wrote:Argue with him about how it's physically impossible to visit every house in the world in one night. x3
Apparently he uses a device that freezes time so he can zoom from house to house while still keeping up with the time zones.
The time zones! Dude, that guy has to stay up 24 hours on Christmas Morning! o_o Even more proof... and he's eating milk and cookies everywhere?! Why doesn't he fall asleep!
thank you all for the good memories 
by Sithking Zero » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:14 am
Tell him that nobody believes in him, and that he should vanish because of that. However, this may not work, because more believe in Santa then our President.
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ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
by Dairall » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:20 am
Tell him he give you the wrong colour in a toy.
Tell him to go run, and call him fat.
Give him a card saying "Retire you old fart!"
Tell him to go run, and call him fat.
Give him a card saying "Retire you old fart!"
"Simms! I'm gonna need three hundred copies of your a*s by the four o-clock meeting!"
"Yes sir!"
"And try to keep your b*lls off the glass this time!"
by Stonecreek » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:46 pm
Make him watch a plethora of bad X-mas movies in a row.
YDV wrote:Well you see, the amount of time we didn't normally hang around BKO is kind of like potential energy, and then when we all finally came back at the same time it's like letting loose a catapult. 8D
It's all very scientifical. |D
Ah, memories...
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by Purple Q » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:30 am
Repeat the phrase "but i don't want that one, get me a better one!" til he strikes you, then, when he has spent too much time at your house, disrupted christmas for that year, and failed to give me a suitable gift, sue him for all the awesome toys he gots!!!
'Nuff said
by Ghost Guest » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:01 pm
Make him take a sleigh driving test, threatening with taking his reindeers away and making him pay a $400 fine, if he refuses. 
by Ghost Guest » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:55 pm
Mix his red suit with white cloathes in the washing machine.
by Ghost Guest » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:11 pm
Make him take Mrs. Claus with him on Christmas Eve, so they keep fighting over directions during the whole ride.
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