Code Lyoko Negative Campaign Ads!!!

[2 the infirmary! offline]

'Tis the season.

I would post an example, but I have to leave and I'm pretty sure you guys can figure it out for yourselves.

Oh, fine...

Announcer: Odd Della Robia has hit far fewer XANA monsters in the past few weeks. He has become crabby, and even blackmailed an innocent gym teacher.

Oh, and he has smelly feet
How can we trust someone like Odd Smella Robia?
Vote for Ulrich Stern.

(Paid for by the Samurai On Lyoko Is Cool Orginization.) (SOLICO)

[Reesane offline]

Why have a buch of ignorent humans who are more consernded with who is with who running the world?

Why not have someone who is knologeble, intelegent, and as a -300% of having an affare in ofice? somone who knows how to creat world peace, end poverty and world hunger?

We all know Odd isn't the most sensable person at best, and Ulrich, Yumi, and sissi are all caught up in their affairs.

With a vice presedent Jeremie and secretary Aelita, XANA is by far the most sutable canndate.

Vote XANA or die.

This message was brought to you by the GTOTW (Geeks Take Over The World)

[Daegon offline]

Don't you hate pessimists? I do. That's why I'm running for...what are we running for again? It doesn't matter. What matters is the fact that we can't have bad people in office. So vote for Jeremy! He's nice. He's good with the ladies, he doesn't hit people, (although he takes it often) and everyone's going to work for him anyway in the end. Vote for Jeremy Hopper.

Paid for by Carnivorous Reindeers Attacking People (CRAP)
We aren't mean. You're just a sissy.

[Stonecreek]

You might want to get your parties right first. Yumi and Odd would surely be democrats, and Ulrich a Republican. Yumi would rank strongly on such things as foriegn policy, Odd screams liberal, what with his clothing choices and flippant lack of regard for the rules. Ulrich, however, is more the isolationist type. Jeremie would trend Republican; big tech companies love them guys. Aelita would vote Democrat; the stem cell/cloning debate supported by Democrats being the main reason. Sissi is Republican, without a doubt - she's all for big govt. becuase of her father.

Now, for a commercial.

Do you long for structure in your life? Do you want a voice that will rise above the crowd, to take charge of the masses and instill a sense of disipline in a country sorely lacking it? To do this requires someone with power, experience, and moxy enough to take command. That person is Elisabeth Delmas.

Sissi: If George Bush could have his Daddy get him into the White House, it can work for me, too!

Paid for by the We Love Sissi Club (Herve Pinchon and Nicholas Poliakoff)[/i]

[TL.]

I'm smart and the others aren't. I built a frigging world out of 0s and 1s! I'm smart enough the run this place!

Vote the smart option. Vote Franz Hopper.

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