The Contest Contest

[Jeremified offline]

The Contest Contest

The current contest is on this page.

Instructions

This is a very new concept, so read this thoroughly. I will start out by making a simple contest that everybody else can submit themselves into. But the prize for first place is unusual: the winner takes over the thread and makes his own contest. This will cycle between members for as long as it can go on. But there are a few rules:

Rules
- Contestants may only submit one entry to each type of contest.
- The contest must be based upon percentage or points, not a series of qualifications. This is because there's a chance that nobody will qualify if done like that.
- Individual contests may have a deadline of up to two weeks. NO LONGER.
- If nobody enters the contest before the deadline, the next contest is up for grabs.
- All members are allowed to enter, except for the judge, of course.
- Each contest MUST have only one stage. No daily things, no "Week 01, Week 02, etc." things.
- Any text-based entries must be clean, or censored.
- Photo/picture based contests are okay, as well as caption/text contests.
- You only have ONE CONTEST to make until you win somebody else's contest again! Make it good.
- When your contest is over, declare the winner via post in this thread AND a PM to the winner.
- No 2nd place/3rd place reservations for future contests.

Other information
- I will make a link to the current contest on this post at the very top each time somebody wins and makes his contest. No, your contest will not be featured on this post, only the link.
- I will check this thread every day, time varying. If I don't link to the current contest right away, don't fret. I'm probably tied up with something else.

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Without further adue, here is your first contest, as well as a template for the winners.

RANDOMNESS. Make up the most random thing to say to a random person on the street!

Example: "Hello, sir/madam. Do you happen to have a dead... never mind, the suspect is much taller than you."

[TaTyFan13 offline]

Hello sir/madam. Do you have a chicken leg I could borrow?

[Tekirai offline]

:D

Hay thar sir/madam/thingy, have you seen my great uncle twice removed's pet dishwasher called Toby? She's about 9 feet tall, purple, smells like 5-year-old aftershave, has a collar made out of fudge on its foot and answers to the call of 'Popeye the Sailor'.

(Hope that isn't too long. xD)

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

.. Now we're brother ladies...


OMG New mew power! Ichicgo!

[Jeremified offline]

:\ I think the idea sorta died. I found out that if people wanna make a contest, they'll just make their own thread. Anyway, I think AngelBolt's was pretty good. TaTyFan13's made me laugh too... Tekirai's is a bit too much focused on the description. Sorry! ^_^

Okay, AngelBolt wins. Go ahead, take over!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Hurm....

Most disgusting/interesting pie flavor.

Deadline is... Monday, the 16th.