The Vending Machine Zero (heh, Cube Zero joke)

[Malkmusian offline]

Okay, since I may be flamed for "necroposting" the old thread, I'm back to make a game thread.

Example:

I put in Aelita's socks

You get Vanilla Ice.


Okay? Let's begin...


I put in $5

[Kamekai offline]

You get reruns of Spongebob Squarepants.

I put in a monkey.

[Jeremified offline]

Thread Resurrection (aka Necroposting) is acceptable in cases in which a duplicate thread has been created and a previous one exists. Many times and Admin or Mod will even direct you there before locking the duplicate.

Thread Resurrection is also acceptable if you have something to add to the conversation. That does not include one word posts, nor off-topic posts. Kindly only resurrect a thread if you have something meaningful or thoughtful to add to the original topic being discussed. Anything else will more than likely be considered spam.

Duplicate threads are allowed only in the case of the original thread having been locked for specific reasons. (However, be aware that the Admins and Mods reserve the right to lock or move a topic for off-topic-ness, fighting, intent to start fights/ie hate threads, and general pointlessness ^^; ).

I think it would be okay to resurrect the old Vending Machine in this case, so long as you participate in the game when you choose to resurrect.

[Malkmusian offline]

Dude, the old Vending Machine thread is about 2 years old. My old user, That Guy In Everclear, posted in there before it was hacked by my ex-enemy.

[Exploder offline]

You get a massive bowl of soup.

I put in a piece of paper

[Malkmusian offline]

You get the Wall.

I put in Syd Barrett.

[matsumo itsu offline]

you get 1 cent

[Odddellarobbia12 offline]

I put in a kankrelat

[save.teklinks offline]

you get back pieces of metal
I put in my teacher's wallet

[Malkmusian offline]

You get a backup version of Tech Links.

I put in Wartonchan.

[Exploder offline]

You get a cup of tears

I put in Master Chief

[lyokolady offline]

You get a world full of win because Master Chief rocks.

I put in Sissi...with pickle juice. x3

[Carth]

You get...oh dear. *hires waste management to take this away*

I put in Clone! Willie...

[lyokolady offline]

You get a very possessed and angry Willie. *runs away*

I put in a cookie. ^^

[Malkmusian offline]

You get a vampire with a monkey on my knee...did you know that is the only Beefheart song to ever use profanity, especially the f-word?

I put in Don Van Vliet.

[Exploder offline]

You get Danny Elfman.

I put in the most awesome film score of all time (BATMAN)

[save.teklinks offline]

you get back cheese
I put in my teacher's wallet again

[Exploder offline]

You get your principal, who gives you detention for leaving class to put your teacher's wallet in the vending machine. XP

I put in a spambot...

[save.teklinks offline]

I got back some mayo.
I put in my principal's wallet

[Stonecreek]

You get a suspension from school.

I put in a printing press...

(Oh, BTW, I support the necromancing of the old thread, as it was, at times, side-splittingly hilarious.)

[save.teklinks offline]

I get your printing press out.
I put in all the school's paper.

[Malkmusian offline]

You get tacos.

I put in Aelita's sweaty socks again.

[save.teklinks offline]

you get a gas mask.
I put another taco because when you put it in it was cool.

[Malkmusian offline]

You get Erryn aka Star Way.

I put in $1

[save.teklinks offline]

wow ur quick...

you get a batman cassette previously deposited
I put in a roll of duct tape.