Moderators: The Administrators, Moderators
PotterFreak wrote:Well they're off on the "Sexual Content" part, considering that there are about five episodes that show girls in thier underwear, and there are many girls at Kadic who wear quite skimpy clothing, not to mention the one episode with the vine going up Yumi's shirt...
then again, it could be very useful for someone who is trying to get thier parents to let them watch it.
All in all, I give it a 7/10 as far as reviews go
The writer should have wrote:Code Lyoko
Digital enemy and parallel world give show flair. Or something like that.
2007 | TVY7 | 30 mins
Appropriate for Age <s>3+</s> 8+ yrs <INSERT>
What Parents Need To Know:
Parents need to know that the kids in this action cartoon series travel to a parallel universe called Lyoko to battle digital monsters controlled by an evil computer and DO NOT beat up random people on the street with laserbeams. Fight scenes are limited to the kids' visits to Lyoko and pillow-combat, but the computer creates super viruses that possess everyday objects and animals in the real world and make them do its bidding. (ZOMG INNUENDO!!11ONE) Although the adult role models are easily <s>thick as bricks</s> outsmarted by the main characters, the upside is the respectful friendship that allows the kids to be confident and self-sufficient. Especially when they mug old ladies.
Families can talk about the idea of fighting an enemy that can influence our lives by infiltrating what's around us. How can someone or something we can't even see pose a threat to our safety? Does the media and/or the Internet enable those who might want to hurt us? How can you protect yourself from this kind of threat? Is that guy wearing any clothes?
Sexual Content:
Multiplying little boys. (MORE INNUENDO!!11ONE)
Violence:
Puppy-kicking, slapping
Language:
<s>Spanish</s> None
Message:
SOCIAL BEHAVIOR
Teachers are sometimes tricked by kids, and totally not in a suggestive way.
COMMERCIALISM
Kids are attached to their cell phones. It gives the message that glue is bad. Which it <s>isn't</s> is.
IDIOCY
Many students seem to not indentify a cardboard box. Or any other item for that matter.
BADLY GRAMMAR
Baah!
ALCOHOL:
And lots of it.
'Common Sense' Review:
CODE LYOKO is the story of a foursome of random kids who, despite being incredibly stereotyped, rely on each other as they soldier through the process of <s>throwing</s> growing up. The twist to this <s>God-awful</s> timeless tale is that the foursome alone knows of the existence of XANA, an evil virus whose wish is to blow up the world. In a secret computer lab within their school, Jeremy, Ulrich, Odd, and Yumi battle XANA's 'efforts' with help from Aelita, a digital muffin who lives in a Lyokian trash can.
<s>Class Idiot</s> Genius Jeremy leads the foursome (How many times is this word coming up...?) as the <s>Trekkie</s> techie who can "virtualize" the others into Lyoko with the use of 'magic', where each has special powers. Ulrich relies on his zoominess, skill with a pointy stick of d00m, and ability to multiply. (Innuendo!!) Odd can see into the immediate future (which he totally doesn't abuse, or lose at some point- say, after the first season or two) and uses a laserbeam glove to ward off firepower and fangirls. Yumi's dependability rounds out the team, and her Japanese powers and fan make her a critical asset to distracting the enemie with her anti-racial rants.
<s>Baby goats</s> Kids will like the battles in Lyoko -- each plays out much like a video game (And if your children play games like these, screw you). The monsters' hits on the heroes deduct "life points" from them, and once they've run out, they are <s>killed</s> <s>tortured</s> "devirtualized" back into the computer lab. Jeremy can also travel back-and-forth in time with the use of a magical drawer to maintain the secrecy of the foursome's (*snicker*) efforts on Earth, but in very badly doing so, he strengthens XANA's powers. Strategy, teamwork and sandwiches are themes throughout the series.
Code Lyoko is a good choice for kids who love the idea of time, space travel and of course crazy people. For more fantasy action fun, try My Life As A Teenage Moron and Superman.
wartonchan wrote:BillyGirl wrote:Yep
I just love how you spam, and that a majority of all your posts are less then 6 words that don't contribute to the topic at all.
MakeYourself85 wrote:As for Tekirai pointing out alcohol, I think the writers do cigarettes and pot, if anything. J/k.
Tekirai wrote:The writer should have wrote:Code Lyoko
Digital enemy and parallel world give show flair. Or something like that.
2007 | TVY7 | 30 mins
Appropriate for Age <s>3+</s> 8+ yrs <INSERT>
What Parents Need To Know:
Parents need to know that the kids in this action cartoon series travel to a parallel universe called Lyoko to battle digital monsters controlled by an evil computer and DO NOT beat up random people on the street with laserbeams. Fight scenes are limited to the kids' visits to Lyoko and pillow-combat, but the computer creates super viruses that possess everyday objects and animals in the real world and make them do its bidding. (ZOMG INNUENDO!!11ONE) Although the adult role models are easily <s>thick as bricks</s> outsmarted by the main characters, the upside is the respectful friendship that allows the kids to be confident and self-sufficient. Especially when they mug old ladies.
Families can talk about the idea of fighting an enemy that can influence our lives by infiltrating what's around us. How can someone or something we can't even see pose a threat to our safety? Does the media and/or the Internet enable those who might want to hurt us? How can you protect yourself from this kind of threat? Is that guy wearing any clothes?
Sexual Content:
Multiplying little boys. (MORE INNUENDO!!11ONE)
Violence:
Puppy-kicking, slapping
Language:
<s>Spanish</s> None
Message:
SOCIAL BEHAVIOR
Teachers are sometimes tricked by kids, and totally not in a suggestive way.
COMMERCIALISM
Kids are attached to their cell phones. It gives the message that glue is bad. Which it <s>isn't</s> is.
IDIOCY
Many students seem to not indentify a cardboard box. Or any other item for that matter.
BADLY GRAMMAR
Baah!
ALCOHOL:
And lots of it.
'Common Sense' Review:
CODE LYOKO is the story of a foursome of random kids who, despite being incredibly stereotyped, rely on each other as they soldier through the process of <s>throwing</s> growing up. The twist to this <s>God-awful</s> timeless tale is that the foursome alone knows of the existence of XANA, an evil virus whose wish is to blow up the world. In a secret computer lab within their school, Jeremy, Ulrich, Odd, and Yumi battle XANA's 'efforts' with help from Aelita, a digital muffin who lives in a Lyokian trash can.
<s>Class Idiot</s> Genius Jeremy leads the foursome (How many times is this word coming up...?) as the <s>Trekkie</s> techie who can "virtualize" the others into Lyoko with the use of 'magic', where each has special powers. Ulrich relies on his zoominess, skill with a pointy stick of d00m, and ability to multiply. (Innuendo!!) Odd can see into the immediate future (which he totally doesn't abuse, or lose at some point- say, after the first season or two) and uses a laserbeam glove to ward off firepower and fangirls. Yumi's dependability rounds out the team, and her Japanese powers and fan make her a critical asset to distracting the enemie with her anti-racial rants.
<s>Baby goats</s> Kids will like the battles in Lyoko -- each plays out much like a video game (And if your children play games like these, screw you). The monsters' hits on the heroes deduct "life points" from them, and once they've run out, they are <s>killed</s> <s>tortured</s> "devirtualized" back into the computer lab. Jeremy can also travel back-and-forth in time with the use of a magical drawer to maintain the secrecy of the foursome's (*snicker*) efforts on Earth, but in very badly doing so, he strengthens XANA's powers. Strategy, teamwork and sandwiches are themes throughout the series.
Code Lyoko is a good choice for kids who love the idea of time, space travel and of course crazy people. For more fantasy action fun, try My Life As A Teenage Moron and Superman.
... I await the bricks to come crashing through my bedroom window. *has a habit of totally ruining these things*
Reading these makes me laugh like a ferret, since they seem so 'don't panic!' it's hilarious IMO.
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 19 guests