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Postby jym1 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:00 pm

there is one friend who I have a love/hate relationship with and I've always told him that in case of a zombie attack, I would use him to distract them and just run. He just nodded and said that it made sense.

my other friend is more concerned with general end of the world scenarios, like Jericho (TV show). but the plans are basically the same...jack a police car, ride to the station and grab whatever weapons we can (besides the ax, crowbar, pickax, re-bar, and mace that I already keep near my bed (no, I'm not joking) ). then raid any grocery store we can before barricading our selves in a bomb shelter (I have one of those in my basement XD ).

why is it that pretty much only Americans are concerned with the immanent zombie attack? no one else seems to care
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Postby SearchingLyoko » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:25 pm

American's are *funny* like that.

Anyways... I suppose I could make gasoline bombs.

Can zombies swim?
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Postby . » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:06 pm

jym1 wrote:there is one friend who I have a love/hate relationship with and I've always told him that in case of a zombie attack, I would use him to distract them and just run. He just nodded and said that it made sense.

my other friend is more concerned with general end of the world scenarios, like Jericho (TV show). but the plans are basically the same...jack a police car, ride to the station and grab whatever weapons we can (besides the ax, crowbar, pickax, re-bar, and mace that I already keep near my bed (no, I'm not joking) ). then raid any grocery store we can before barricading our selves in a bomb shelter (I have one of those in my basement XD ).

why is it that pretty much only Americans are concerned with the immanent zombie attack? no one else seems to care


American's love Zombies because it allows us to deal with the anxiety of the idea of the apocalypse. The American view is that we can survive anything with the right tools and the right skills.

Despite all the bullshit in America right now, There is something about this american spirit that warms my cynical heart.
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Postby . » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:07 pm

SearchingLyoko wrote:American's are *funny* like that.

Anyways... I suppose I could make gasoline bombs.

Can zombies swim?


According to the Zombie Survival Guide, no the undead can not swim. They can however walk across the bottom of any water source (including oceans)
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Postby Carthage1000 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:09 pm

Can zombie's go to space? If so, I'll blast off to space and nuke the Earth.
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Postby SearchingLyoko » Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:14 am

I'm still suggesting we go to Lyoko... make our own Lyoko and live there! Just... XANA fights are only for fun... and we'd need to make the supercomputer permanently self-sufficient.
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Postby . » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:03 am

Carthage1000 wrote:Can zombie's go to space? If so, I'll blast off to space and nuke the Earth.


No. The corpse would freeze to death as it's too cold.
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Postby TheLQ » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:15 pm

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Carthage1000 wrote:Can zombie's go to space? If so, I'll blast off to space and nuke the Earth.


No. The corpse would freeze to death as it's too cold.


And if you did, you would be staying up there for several million years for the radioactivity to disappear.
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Postby Carthage1000 » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:01 pm

Due to a virus entering the lyoko interface I was working on, XANA has been created. So far that short circuit in that dam was from XANA.
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Postby SearchingLyoko » Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:15 am

Why don't we just gather all the zombies into a pit, throw in some weapons, and have zombie-gladiator fights?
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Postby TheLQ » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:40 am

SearchingLyoko wrote:Why don't we just gather all the zombies into a pit, throw in some weapons, and have zombie-gladiator fights?


Giving the people that are trying to kill us long range weapons dosen't seem to smart. When a zombie escapes, i just want it to have claws and blood, not bulletproof armor and a M249 Machine Gun.
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Postby SearchingLyoko » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:50 pm

I meant swords and gladiator armor... and watch them fight in a cage.
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Postby Sithking Zero » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:46 am

Zombies are, statistically speaking, less intellegent than rats. They barely have enough intellegence to do anything aside from normal zombie stuff. Only one in four zombies has the brainpower to use a ladder.

Plus, training zombies for combat has already been tried. The japanese used 40 test zombies as the start of their zombie super soldier project. The class let out with fifty zombies, and the new guys? The instructors they brought in to train the undead. According to Max Brooks, at least.

Also, someone asked if Zombies could swim? No, they cannot, and yes, they can walk on the bottom, but there's another consideration- the body will bloat up with gasses, meaning that there are cases of floating zombies.
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Postby SearchingLyoko » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:50 am

I suggest we build a giant floating platform with soil and cropland and everything and live on that.
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Postby Overcaffeinated Sloth » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:52 pm

*cough cough* On topic...

As some of you may know, I've moved to Florida. And what a great place to be, considering how University of Florida has their own zombie plan, in PFD format.

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You think I'm joking.

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Postby SearchingLyoko » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:43 pm

Someone's dean has a little too much time on their hands...
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Postby Carthage1000 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:47 pm

Code Red! Code Red! We have a zombie outbreak sighted in Florida. This is not a drill. This is not a drill. Searching Lyoko, get that Lyoko up and running, we already have zombies spotted, so we only have a few weeks so get it on line.
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Postby TheLQ » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:25 pm

AngelBolt wrote:*cough cough* On topic...

As some of you may know, I've moved to Florida. And what a great place to be, considering how University of Florida has their own zombie plan, in PFD format.

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You think I'm joking.


*struggles to find words to describe this

Thats... wow.
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Postby SearchingLyoko » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:11 pm

Lyoko's broken atm. Sorry.

I suggest we drown them in a giant bat of melted butter.
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Postby ODDCHEEZY » Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:01 pm

so here's how it would go...

I would lull them all to sleep with my "Wonderful" singing voice and they wouldn't know it was the song of death for them....*shakes head*
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Postby SearchingLyoko » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:30 pm

I keep a broom, 2 baseball bats, and a calvary sword in my umbrella stand.

And an Umbrella... y' know... just in case.
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Postby ODDCHEEZY » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:45 pm

SearchingLyoko wrote:I keep a broom, 2 baseball bats, and a calvary sword in my umbrella stand.

And an Umbrella... y' know... just in case.


Got an extra umbullella? I used to say it that way when I was lil^^
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Postby SearchingLyoko » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:50 pm

Yeah... only like 1/8 of my umbrella stand's contents actually are umbrella.
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