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Darkborn wrote:my family was thinking of making a turkey pie lol. It would have turkey, gravy, stuffing, carrots,onions, potatoes..u know...the important stuff.
Lani wrote:Eh, in the end, people (real or cartoon) are naked and having a good time. What's wrong with that?
RoDrInCuBuS wrote:You guys are gonna hate turkey for life after this.
Remember Scary Movie 2?
Hanson: You know, a lot of people are kind of intimidated about making a turkey, but really it's very simple. You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey and it's got, over here just the tiniest little stinkhole, but it's big enough to get your hand right up inside it. Uh! Uh! Stuff the s**t out of it. I cook it with all the giblets, the p*n*s*s and the ginies. And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys, but I use this. I lick like that and get into the little hiney, hiney ho... That's nice and good. I don't know what the h*ll that is, but I'll lick it anyway. Up and down and then I like to get that right on there... Hiawatha!
And I got one of these. I'm gonna pull that off... and bam! That just kicks it up a little bit. All right. I think that's almost ready now. And then we bring it to the table. Mmm, good. All right. Who's ready for a wing?
I'mjust to see your reactions...
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