Santa is real, I can prove it.

[Little Vili offline]

For those of you who watch Naruto, you will know what Im talking about.

For years, people have been saying that Santa cant be real, for the simple reason that he cant get around the world all in one night (logically). It seems reasonable to believe that, I mean, one dude, going all round the world in one night, Ha!! Dont make me laugh. But, no one ever did stop to think that it could be more than one.

Ninjutsu, an art of battle used by ninjas (in Naruto). It uses the life energy, known as chakra, to use special abilities called jutsus. There is an ability called "shadow clone" jutsu, which allows one to make physical replications of themselves, based on how much chakra they wish to use. Santa has more chakra than just about everone one on earth combine, so therefore he has the power to make over a million shadow clones. He is also able to use a similar technique to do the same to the slay. In order to make sure that everything is effective, he has Jo'neen (sp?...I have no clue) ranked elves, which protect himself, and the Shadow clones from being attacked by other forces that might be against him.

[blackyumi offline]

still there is about 2 billon people in the world+when you use shadow clone jutsu your clones apear in the same place as the real person so there would have to be millions of slays and riendeers

[Reesane offline]

Santa is a quantum.... somthing.... if he is ubseved, he colapses down to a singel point and never finishes.

[Little Vili offline]

still there is about 2 billon people in the world+when you use shadow clone jutsu your clones apear in the same place as the real person so there would have to be millions of slays and riendeers

I did say that he would utilize a technique to do the same for them...plus, there are many other jutsus that could be involved. BTW, Im not saying that I really believe he exists...I just happen to think of this when I was talking to a friend of mine about Naruto.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

If Santa was real, he would've exploded by now. My friend's science teacher taught them that. He figured it out.

(You spelled "sleigh" wrong. Sorry, it was just bugging me.)

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Okay...
I watch Naruto from tim to time... and this reminds me of the Adventured of Jackie Chan chrismas episode, with Good chi and bad chi. And santa was abducted by some evul monkey guy. And was getting eaten by a giant leech!

[4lpha0mega offline]

well i'll just point out its spelt jounin (i have 164 episodes on my pc, dont argue)
i would also say that if santa had near-unlimited chakra then he could use henge no jutsu to transform into a bird or something

second, there are about 6.5 billion people in the world, although only a very small fraction of them will get christmas presents

although how santa would have that much chakra... perhaps if he had all nine biju sealed inside him (tailed demons)

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Okay then...
Vili, I think your mind is poisoned.

[KarinBerry offline]

If Santa does exist, then I've got a bone to pick with him, because he doesn't seem to visit my house, anymore. How else do you explain that every present is labeled as being from someone else in the room? No mystery gifts at <i>my</i> house today...

[MY85 offline]

66% of the people who voted on the poll thinks that Vili is an idiot...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I could believe that.
I know who santa is...
JIMBO!

[Reesane offline]

Once, my dad got a Potatoe in his stocking.... and none of us put it in there...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I got an apple in min, but it was in my sock still on my foot...
I'm gonna do a picture of Jim as a santa-impersonator at macy's!
I call it for FSP!

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

We'll be waiting, angelbolt.
Well, maybe Santa is just very powerful. Chakra, you called it? Okay.
My dad has gotten coal before. Now they hang it on the tree at his house. Don't know why.

[4lpha0mega offline]

or as naruto once said "Chatora"

btw, as i've never seen naruto in english, what did they do in episode 2, becouse naruto got chakra mixed up with chatora (brown tiger), but they cant really do that in the english version, anyone?

oh, and i once got a banana, i have no idea why

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I got a nemo pillow and a GI Joe doll in a ballerina's tutu that peed one year.

[Oddball offline]

Chakra is not life energy it is stamina and mental energy from training and experiences.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

Yeah, I can so picture "Santa in training". So powerful. Yeah.

[Oddball offline]

Yeah, I can so picture "Santa in training". So powerful. Yeah.

LoL

[Chosen_one offline]

I don't think it's possible to do things in Naruto in real life.

There are wizards known for delivering presents in reindeer sleighs. They're called Lapp shamans, and there are many of them. I don't believe there's one single Santa that delivers presents to every kid in the world. And besides, Lapp shamans are very skinny and unjolly-ish.

[lyokodude offline]

I know He's real ,I see my parents everyday.

[4lpha0mega offline]

Chakra is not life energy it is stamina and mental energy from training and experiences.

In other words, ninja techniques use both chakra, the body energy existent in every cell of the body, and spirit energy, which accumulates through training and experience.

Chakra is energy that a ninja needs to use to utilize a technique. That energy comes from the body energy that is collected from every cell in the body. And from the spirit energy that comes from training and experience

so chakra is your life energy, or more precisly, body energy

(i knew having episodes 1-165 would come in handy )

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

My friend and I beleive that Santa exists, but he's not some jolly fat guy that gives out presents. We think he's the spirit of Christmas.

Darn, I like the idea of "Santa in Training". I wanted to see him in a sweatsuit.

[DeadViolet offline]

SANTA IS REAL!!! he lives in the north pole wit da elves, raindeer, and his wife.

vili is a idiot.......vili is a idiot.....vili is a idiot..... SU!

[Little Vili offline]

I even voted my self as an idiot for posting this.