Bush joke

[TheAppleFreak]

I'm not sure if anyone else has heard it, but here it is.

G. W. Bush Presidential Library!

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.

The library will also have an electron microscope to help you locate Bush’s accomplishments.

[JesusFreak offline]

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

[TheAppleFreak]

It wasn't my work; a colleague forwarded it to me in an email.

[Lyoko Wario offline]

The gift shop, where you can buy an election. That was the best part.

[. offline]

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

RIGHT ON JF! We sent our boys to Iraq to die for other peoples freedom because they we're too much of cowards to over throw Saddam themselves

[TheAppleFreak]

Glad there's so much positive criticism...
I'll ask the guy who sent it to me to try to find or make something else like this

[JesusFreak offline]

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

RIGHT ON JF! We sent our boys to Iraq to die for other peoples freedom because they we're too much of cowards to over throw Saddam themselves

RIGHT ON PIPER! We did that in World War II!

[DL offline]

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

Yes because lying to the american people, congress, and god knows how many others is justified. The fact is he had infinite political capitol after 9/11 is he got away with it. Wiretapping the american people, illegally I might add, is also something that is easily forgiven. And about katrina, he could have easily done more there. The disabled had no way of getting out of the city, it took FEMA three days to get in and New Orleans STILL has not been rebuilt. It took two tries to get it right as well, remember the flooding of the mississippi? Again took FEMA a few days to get there and he couldn't even be bothered to call off his trip to come home and take charge of the situation. Doing something right one time out of three is nothing to be proud of. Oh and before I forget, remember that hurricane that hit New Orleans this year? Levee's almost broke, again. THat storm wasn't even as strong as katrina. Yea he isn't the only one to blame, but almost all the people who are incharge of this stuff are appointed by the president.

Also don't compare the war in Iraq to World War Two. It's insulting to the hundreds of thousands of people who died/fought in that war.

[JesusFreak offline]

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

Yes because lying to the american people, congress, and god knows how many others is justified. The fact is he had infinite political capitol after 9/11 is he got away with it. Wiretapping the american people, illegally I might add, is also something that is easily forgiven. And about katrina, he could have easily done more there. The disabled had no way of getting out of the city, it took FEMA three days to get in and New Orleans STILL has not been rebuilt. It took two tries to get it right as well, remember the flooding of the mississippi? Again took FEMA a few days to get there and he couldn't even be bothered to call off his trip to come home and take charge of the situation. Doing something right one time out of three is nothing to be proud of. Oh and before I forget, remember that hurricane that hit New Orleans this year? Levee's almost broke, again. THat storm wasn't even as strong as katrina. Yea he isn't the only one to blame, but almost all the people who are incharge of this stuff are appointed by the president.

Also don't compare the war in Iraq to World War Two. It's insulting to the hundreds of thousands of people who died/fought in that war.

Yes, and this is ALL BUSH'S FAULT! Yes! It's not the Mayor's fault, the people who were supposed to put the federal money for upgrading the levees WHO DID NOT. AND president Bush is supposed to personally swing a pick in New Orleans! It's right there in the fourtheenth amendment (random amendment drawn out of a hat, kthx.) I will say he coulda done more though and not appointed the equivalent of Nicholas Poliokoff as head of FEMA.

Yes, wiretapping and Gitmo are/were just stupid, I will agree with that. However, the people in Gauntanamo are not US citizens, so they are Dead to Rights. whether that's good or bad, I don't care, because I just woke up.

Why is it insulting? bcause you don't agree with it?

[TheAppleFreak]

Um...
I think that this thread is becoming a public battleground over stuff which I don't care to elaborate on at the moment, but I'm glad that people are so interested in this.

[Mewberries151]

Guys, can you debate/discuss the Bush Administration in a calm and mature way or am I going to have to lock this, noting that this <i>was</i> originally a joke thread? ^^;

[TheAppleFreak]

Guys, can you debate/discuss the Bush Administration in a calm and mature way or am I going to have to lock this, noting that this <i>was</i> originally a joke thread? ^^;

I agree with Mew here; it really has become a battleground. If Mewberries decides to lock this, I'm behind him 100% of the way.

[JesusFreak offline]

Guys, can you debate/discuss the Bush Administration in a calm and mature way or am I going to have to lock this, noting that this <i>was</i> originally a joke thread? ^^;

I AM CALM! I RADIATE PEACE AND JOY! HOW CAN I NOT BE CALM! *blackout*


What, slightly irritating sarcasm isn't mature?


And Apple, Mew is a girl.

[TheAppleFreak]

And Apple, Mew is a girl.

Oh. I was unaware of that...
Sorry, Mew.

[. offline]

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

Yes because lying to the american people, congress, and god knows how many others is justified. The fact is he had infinite political capitol after 9/11 is he got away with it. Wiretapping the american people, illegally I might add, is also something that is easily forgiven. And about katrina, he could have easily done more there. The disabled had no way of getting out of the city, it took FEMA three days to get in and New Orleans STILL has not been rebuilt. It took two tries to get it right as well, remember the flooding of the mississippi? Again took FEMA a few days to get there and he couldn't even be bothered to call off his trip to come home and take charge of the situation. Doing something right one time out of three is nothing to be proud of. Oh and before I forget, remember that hurricane that hit New Orleans this year? Levee's almost broke, again. THat storm wasn't even as strong as katrina. Yea he isn't the only one to blame, but almost all the people who are incharge of this stuff are appointed by the president.

Also don't compare the war in Iraq to World War Two. It's insulting to the hundreds of thousands of people who died/fought in that war.

Yes, and this is ALL BUSH'S FAULT! Yes! It's not the Mayor's fault, the people who were supposed to put the federal money for upgrading the levees WHO DID NOT. AND president Bush is supposed to personally swing a pick in New Orleans! It's right there in the fourtheenth amendment (random amendment drawn out of a hat, kthx.) I will say he coulda done more though and not appointed the equivalent of Nicholas Poliokoff as head of FEMA.

Yes, wiretapping and Gitmo are/were just stupid, I will agree with that. However, the people in Gauntanamo are not US citizens, so they are Dead to Rights. whether that's good or bad, I don't care, because I just woke up.

Why is it insulting? bcause you don't agree with it?

WWII we didn't get involved until we we're attacked. I don't agree with going to war to free other countries. No one went to war with britain to free us

[JesusFreak offline]

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

Yes because lying to the american people, congress, and god knows how many others is justified. The fact is he had infinite political capitol after 9/11 is he got away with it. Wiretapping the american people, illegally I might add, is also something that is easily forgiven. And about katrina, he could have easily done more there. The disabled had no way of getting out of the city, it took FEMA three days to get in and New Orleans STILL has not been rebuilt. It took two tries to get it right as well, remember the flooding of the mississippi? Again took FEMA a few days to get there and he couldn't even be bothered to call off his trip to come home and take charge of the situation. Doing something right one time out of three is nothing to be proud of. Oh and before I forget, remember that hurricane that hit New Orleans this year? Levee's almost broke, again. THat storm wasn't even as strong as katrina. Yea he isn't the only one to blame, but almost all the people who are incharge of this stuff are appointed by the president.

Also don't compare the war in Iraq to World War Two. It's insulting to the hundreds of thousands of people who died/fought in that war.

Yes, and this is ALL BUSH'S FAULT! Yes! It's not the Mayor's fault, the people who were supposed to put the federal money for upgrading the levees WHO DID NOT. AND president Bush is supposed to personally swing a pick in New Orleans! It's right there in the fourtheenth amendment (random amendment drawn out of a hat, kthx.) I will say he coulda done more though and not appointed the equivalent of Nicholas Poliokoff as head of FEMA.

Yes, wiretapping and Gitmo are/were just stupid, I will agree with that. However, the people in Gauntanamo are not US citizens, so they are Dead to Rights. whether that's good or bad, I don't care, because I just woke up.

Why is it insulting? bcause you don't agree with it?

WWII we didn't get involved until we we're attacked. I don't agree with going to war to free other countries. No one went to war with britain to free us

France did.

[Mewberries151]

And Apple, Mew is a girl.

Oh. I was unaware of that...
Sorry, Mew.

xD; It's fine really. That mistake happens all the time and I'm used to it by now. ^^

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

Yes because lying to the american people, congress, and god knows how many others is justified. The fact is he had infinite political capitol after 9/11 is he got away with it. Wiretapping the american people, illegally I might add, is also something that is easily forgiven. And about katrina, he could have easily done more there. The disabled had no way of getting out of the city, it took FEMA three days to get in and New Orleans STILL has not been rebuilt. It took two tries to get it right as well, remember the flooding of the mississippi? Again took FEMA a few days to get there and he couldn't even be bothered to call off his trip to come home and take charge of the situation. Doing something right one time out of three is nothing to be proud of. Oh and before I forget, remember that hurricane that hit New Orleans this year? Levee's almost broke, again. THat storm wasn't even as strong as katrina. Yea he isn't the only one to blame, but almost all the people who are incharge of this stuff are appointed by the president.

Also don't compare the war in Iraq to World War Two. It's insulting to the hundreds of thousands of people who died/fought in that war.

Yes, and this is ALL BUSH'S FAULT! Yes! It's not the Mayor's fault, the people who were supposed to put the federal money for upgrading the levees WHO DID NOT. AND president Bush is supposed to personally swing a pick in New Orleans! It's right there in the fourtheenth amendment (random amendment drawn out of a hat, kthx.) I will say he coulda done more though and not appointed the equivalent of Nicholas Poliokoff as head of FEMA.

Yes, wiretapping and Gitmo are/were just stupid, I will agree with that. However, the people in Gauntanamo are not US citizens, so they are Dead to Rights. whether that's good or bad, I don't care, because I just woke up.

Why is it insulting? bcause you don't agree with it?

WWII we didn't get involved until we we're attacked. I don't agree with going to war to free other countries. No one went to war with britain to free us

France did.

Hmmm...bad example, unfortunately. ^^; France only really went to war against Britain with us because it was advantageous to them. 1) It would weaken the British empire no matter who won because of the resources spent (Britain and France were huge rivals back then...and might still be. ) and 2) In the event that the US won (which back then was considered "highly unlikely" ), France would either have an ally against any backlash from the British, or (if the US was too weak to sustain itself) have an opportunity to reclaim more land for their own colonies.

...Not the most selfless reasons really. ^^;;;

[. offline]

And Apple, Mew is a girl.

Oh. I was unaware of that...
Sorry, Mew.

xD; It's fine really. That mistake happens all the time and I'm used to it by now. ^^

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

Yes because lying to the american people, congress, and god knows how many others is justified. The fact is he had infinite political capitol after 9/11 is he got away with it. Wiretapping the american people, illegally I might add, is also something that is easily forgiven. And about katrina, he could have easily done more there. The disabled had no way of getting out of the city, it took FEMA three days to get in and New Orleans STILL has not been rebuilt. It took two tries to get it right as well, remember the flooding of the mississippi? Again took FEMA a few days to get there and he couldn't even be bothered to call off his trip to come home and take charge of the situation. Doing something right one time out of three is nothing to be proud of. Oh and before I forget, remember that hurricane that hit New Orleans this year? Levee's almost broke, again. THat storm wasn't even as strong as katrina. Yea he isn't the only one to blame, but almost all the people who are incharge of this stuff are appointed by the president.

Also don't compare the war in Iraq to World War Two. It's insulting to the hundreds of thousands of people who died/fought in that war.

Yes, and this is ALL BUSH'S FAULT! Yes! It's not the Mayor's fault, the people who were supposed to put the federal money for upgrading the levees WHO DID NOT. AND president Bush is supposed to personally swing a pick in New Orleans! It's right there in the fourtheenth amendment (random amendment drawn out of a hat, kthx.) I will say he coulda done more though and not appointed the equivalent of Nicholas Poliokoff as head of FEMA.

Yes, wiretapping and Gitmo are/were just stupid, I will agree with that. However, the people in Gauntanamo are not US citizens, so they are Dead to Rights. whether that's good or bad, I don't care, because I just woke up.

Why is it insulting? bcause you don't agree with it?

WWII we didn't get involved until we we're attacked. I don't agree with going to war to free other countries. No one went to war with britain to free us

France did.

Hmmm...bad example, unfortunately. ^^; France only really went to war against Britain with us because it was advantageous to them. 1) It would weaken the British empire no matter who won because of the resources spent (Britain and France were huge rivals back then...and might still be. ) and 2) In the event that the US won (which back then was considered "highly unlikely" ), France would either have an ally against any backlash from the British, or (if the US was too weak to sustain itself) have an opportunity to reclaim more land for their own colonies.

...Not the most selfless reasons really. ^^;;;

and in that scenario we were doing the heavy work. Its not like with Iraq were they just sat on their hands while we caught their dictator for them. My point is, with or with out France we were gonna fight the brits. If we didn't invade Iraq, Saddam would still be in power because they didn't feel like doing their own revolution.

[Kamekai offline]

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

Friggin' Blanco is the one that screwed us up on that one. :/

[JesusFreak offline]

And Apple, Mew is a girl.

Oh. I was unaware of that...
Sorry, Mew.

xD; It's fine really. That mistake happens all the time and I'm used to it by now. ^^

You DO know we went into Iraq for more than WMDs, rite? That was just how it was justified.

And That New Orleans was/is so screwed up with money going where it was supposed to that you can't entirely blame him. I meanm just look at Ike! What is the disaster montage for Texas? Not as big? That's because they DID IT RIGHT. so yeah.

Otherwise...pretty good.

Yes because lying to the american people, congress, and god knows how many others is justified. The fact is he had infinite political capitol after 9/11 is he got away with it. Wiretapping the american people, illegally I might add, is also something that is easily forgiven. And about katrina, he could have easily done more there. The disabled had no way of getting out of the city, it took FEMA three days to get in and New Orleans STILL has not been rebuilt. It took two tries to get it right as well, remember the flooding of the mississippi? Again took FEMA a few days to get there and he couldn't even be bothered to call off his trip to come home and take charge of the situation. Doing something right one time out of three is nothing to be proud of. Oh and before I forget, remember that hurricane that hit New Orleans this year? Levee's almost broke, again. THat storm wasn't even as strong as katrina. Yea he isn't the only one to blame, but almost all the people who are incharge of this stuff are appointed by the president.

Also don't compare the war in Iraq to World War Two. It's insulting to the hundreds of thousands of people who died/fought in that war.

Yes, and this is ALL BUSH'S FAULT! Yes! It's not the Mayor's fault, the people who were supposed to put the federal money for upgrading the levees WHO DID NOT. AND president Bush is supposed to personally swing a pick in New Orleans! It's right there in the fourtheenth amendment (random amendment drawn out of a hat, kthx.) I will say he coulda done more though and not appointed the equivalent of Nicholas Poliokoff as head of FEMA.

Yes, wiretapping and Gitmo are/were just stupid, I will agree with that. However, the people in Gauntanamo are not US citizens, so they are Dead to Rights. whether that's good or bad, I don't care, because I just woke up.

Why is it insulting? bcause you don't agree with it?

WWII we didn't get involved until we we're attacked. I don't agree with going to war to free other countries. No one went to war with britain to free us

France did.

Hmmm...bad example, unfortunately. ^^; France only really went to war against Britain with us because it was advantageous to them. 1) It would weaken the British empire no matter who won because of the resources spent (Britain and France were huge rivals back then...and might still be. ) and 2) In the event that the US won (which back then was considered "highly unlikely" ), France would either have an ally against any backlash from the British, or (if the US was too weak to sustain itself) have an opportunity to reclaim more land for their own colonies.

...Not the most selfless reasons really. ^^;;;

and in that scenario we were doing the heavy work. Its not like with Iraq were they just sat on their hands while we caught their dictator for them. My point is, with or with out France we were gonna fight the brits. If we didn't invade Iraq, Saddam would still be in power because they didn't feel like doing their own revolution.

But they still fought .

Yeah yeah, I'm grasping at straws here. I conced that that was a horribly awful example.

Well, we also keep forgetting that Sadaam DID have contact with Al qaeda, and he DID sponsor terororists, and that he DID bribe his way out of eleven sanctions. ELEVEN FRANZ HOPPERING SANCTIONS! Talk was not working.

so yes.

EDIT: Oh, and the Brits weren't half as bad as Sadaam was. King George didn't blow away villages whole (Colonist) minorities. It's kind of hard to rise up when a boot's in your face.

[TheAppleFreak]

I'm seriously debating with myself about whether it was a good idea to post this...

[JesusFreak offline]

I'm seriously debating with myself about whether it was a good idea to post this...

Hey lighten up, its only CALM political discussion about our current prez and the Iraq War. Did you honestly expect anything else when you posted a Bush joke?

[TheAppleFreak]

I'm seriously debating with myself about whether it was a good idea to post this...

Hey lighten up, its only CALM political discussion about our current prez and the Iraq War. Did you honestly expect anything else when you posted a Bush joke?

Good point...
Hadn't thought of it.
Though I had no idea it would escalate to this level.

[JesusFreak offline]

I'm seriously debating with myself about whether it was a good idea to post this...

Hey lighten up, its only CALM political discussion about our current prez and the Iraq War. Did you honestly expect anything else when you posted a Bush joke?

Good point...
Hadn't thought of it.
Though I had no idea it would escalate to this level.

What level? Comparisons to WWII and the American Revolution? Or bad sarcasm?

[TheAppleFreak]

I'm seriously debating with myself about whether it was a good idea to post this...

Hey lighten up, its only CALM political discussion about our current prez and the Iraq War. Did you honestly expect anything else when you posted a Bush joke?

Good point...
Hadn't thought of it.
Though I had no idea it would escalate to this level.

What level? Comparisons to WWII and the American Revolution? Or bad sarcasm?

Both *shudder*