Zombie Plans

[Sithking Zero offline]

To quote Red Vs. Blue, "There are two types of people in the world: those who are prepared for when the dead rise from the grave, and those who aren't. We call this second type 'Dinner.'"

So what's your plan to survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

[knifey offline]

"That's life, bro. Whole lotta trash. Trick is to not get in with it."

Shotgun and a chainsaw.

[TheLQ offline]

I'm going down fighting. First, i would try and find either a school, prison, or military base; the latter being preferred.

If i got to a school, i would go immediately into defense mode, closing ALL doors (internal and external), and attempt to acquire resources into the highest room that has an outside window.

If i got a prison, i would attempt to figure out the security system, and lock EVERYTHING. Then i would aquire all resources. Considering most prisons can survive a nuclear blast (their walls are bomb proof, doors can take a semi-truck), i wouldn't really have to worry about security much. I would have an escape plan encase the electricity went out, but it would be wired with so many mines and tripwires that it would be one way, out.

If i got a military base, trying to figure out the layout and location of things would help. Weapons would be a priority, every single piece of ammo and every weapon would be split equally into two rooms. Everything would be built from defense. I would have machine gun nests everywhere, so when zombies are climbing the fence, i can shoot them off. All anti-personnel mine's would be placed around the perimeter. Lights would be turned on during the night since bases don't have a huge amount of perimeter defense.

Once resources are obtained and defense is setup, contact would try to be restored with the outside world. People coming in would be checked for any bites (if they did they would be left outside or shot), and interogatted for any information. Any people that had weapon experience would be given minimal firepower (don't want to give out too much)(Thou shall trust no one).

At all times a SAW(squad automatic weapon) with several belts/barells would be carried around with me. A suicide pistol would also be carried (shoot every shot except the last one, then take myself out).

I think i'm pretty prepared.

[. offline]

I'd probably hold up some place and inevitably die of starvation.

However I have a very real fear of Zombies. So much so that when my Wifey/Girlfriend decided to scare me by mimicing turning into one and then "attacking" me, out of sheer fright I punched her in the face.

>.< It wasn't my fault! I was legitimately scared for my life.

[TheLQ offline]

I'd probably hold up some place and inevitably die of starvation.

However I have a very real fear of Zombies. So much so that when my Wifey/Girlfriend decided to scare me by mimicing turning into one and then "attacking" me, out of sheer fright I punched her in the face.

>.< It wasn't my fault! I was legitimately scared for my life.

You would be the person in Dawn of The Dead that was freaking out when the zombies broke in.

[Rho offline]

Plan A: Panic, flee to France and live on Lyoko until the zombies are gone

Plan B: Find Leon Kennedy and assist him in killing them all.

[. offline]

I'd probably hold up some place and inevitably die of starvation.

However I have a very real fear of Zombies. So much so that when my Wifey/Girlfriend decided to scare me by mimicing turning into one and then "attacking" me, out of sheer fright I punched her in the face.

>.< It wasn't my fault! I was legitimately scared for my life.

You would be the person in Dawn of The Dead that was freaking out when the zombies broke in.

Literally, I think I would do as stated above and lock myself in a bathroom somewhere and wait for death. The only thing I truly fear in this world, outside of my own personal demise, is the apocalypse.

That is of course, assuming this is Fast-Zombies we are talking about. A world of Zombies that can run will have me on the floor crying in a fetal position. Romero Zombies, however, I feel I could survive.... Hell maybe even thrive, with Romero Zombies the bigger concern are other human beings. And if they're the 1980's Zombies that just want brains? *shrug* I'd probably give in and join the horde, because at least they maintain sentience.

[Sithking Zero offline]

I base my plans around the "Zombie Survival Guide," books zombies. Slower moving, but never get hungry, never get tired, never get cold, never stopping unless you put a bullet in their heads.

I'll have some of my zombie plan up soon (but not all of it; if you people are turned, I'm not letting you in on all my plans. I need to keep some details secret so that my brain stays inside my skull and not in some blabbermouth's belly.)

[JesusFreak offline]

I base my plans around the "Zombie Survival Guide," books zombies. Slower moving, but never get hungry, never get tired, never get cold, never stopping unless you put a bullet in their heads.

I'll have some of my zombie plan up soon (but not all of it; if you people are turned, I'm not letting you in on all my plans. I need to keep some details secret so that my brain stays inside my skull and not in some blabbermouth's belly.)

Zombies use their brains for cognitive processing?


Anyway, my plan involves Shotguns. Lots of shotguns.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

My plan is simple.

Hole myself in my Cafeteria. Be prepared for when they get in. When they do, distract all the zombies, hit the remainders over the head, track down Aelita, run to the nearest scanners, virtualize her and myself, deactivate the tower, and launch a return to the past.

Simple as Pi.

See... more proof of how great Code Lyoko is! They came up with an anti-zombie plan years before the whole zombie crazy really started up!

Now all we need is to rebuild the Renault factory in France, transform that college into a boarding school,and recruit a scientist to make a virtual world on a giant supercomputer... and we're all set for the Zombie Apocalypse.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

I junction Holy to my Elemental Attack, scarf down an Aura Stone, and cut swaths of destruction across the horde with a revolver-handled sword. Whatever.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

I still stand firmly on the side of stopping it via RTTP.

[Carthage1000 offline]

Basically, I would get everyone in my building to do a defense and get the 1st and 2nd floor heavily defended with turrets everywhere. Also the stairway would be armed up. Also everyone would get a shotgun, pistol, or machine gun to use. And SearchingLyoko we would move up to the roof so we could get several attack helicopters and attack planes to do runs on the ground while we evac to the nearby aircraft carriers which are bombarding the coast.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

I'm telling you... Supercomputer is the way to go.
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In case that failed... I'm just freezing them all... get them all into a big pit... fill it with water... and freeze them.

[TheLQ offline]

I still stand firmly on the side of stopping it via RTTP.

If your saying that by the time this happens everything in CL is real, then I'd just take control of the president and launch nukes at whatever country has zombies.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Hey, it's possible... maybe not now but by the time a Zombie attack would happen, at the rate technology is expanding, who knows?

[Carthage1000 offline]

Already have plans to build a scanner, and a Lyoko interface as soon as I can find a human donor, *cough cough*. Already have some plans under construction, but depending on the power, it could blow Lyokofreak dead, because I'll be connecting to the site so I can avoid being killed by zombies.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

To be very honest, all the work with AI's nowadays... we could be seeing something extremely similar to Lyoko.

And I know ONE of us is going to enter that field somehow and end up actually creating Lyoko...

That's one of the awesome things about CL. The whole thing is actually Possible. Maybe not today... but eventually... and sooner by the minute.

[Slayer offline]

And I know ONE of us is going to enter that field somehow and end up actually creating Lyoko...

Lol ive been wanting to program something like lyoko since i watched season three, thats when i started to learn basic batch scripting.

And back to the actual topic i have enough deadly weapons in my bed room that ill use to bust out of my house, get to the police station about 5 min away from my house and take there weapons. Find any survivors and get them to help me build a bunker under ground with 24 hour surveillance and then get to either America or Russia and take over a nuclear missile silo and bomb the planet while staying in a nuclear shelter. Problem solved

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Believe it or not... because we don't exactly publicize this a lot... every day we really are getting closer to something like Lyoko... the public just probably won't know about it until we're almost done.

That might be one way to solve overpopulation... have them all live in a virtual world. Fit millions in the space it takes to run one supercomputer.

Anyways... I'd love to enter this field purely for the chance to bring all the awesome characters of fiction to life. Imagine it, A.I's of all these great story characters you always wished were real but never were.

I personally like being in the business of miracles.


Science Fiction is merely science we have yet to figure out.
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Anyways, back to the topic... I suggest we all go to San Marino with our weapons. That place is the most secure stronghold it managed to seperate from the Roman Empire... and they're smack dab in the middle of Italy.

Assuming Zombies can't fly planes of course...

[. offline]

Believe it or not... because we don't exactly publicize this a lot... every day we really are getting closer to something like Lyoko... the public just probably won't know about it until we're almost done.

That might be one way to solve overpopulation... have them all live in a virtual world. Fit millions in the space it takes to run one supercomputer.

Anyways... I'd love to enter this field purely for the chance to bring all the awesome characters of fiction to life. Imagine it, A.I's of all these great story characters you always wished were real but never were.

I personally like being in the business of miracles.


Science Fiction is merely science we have yet to figure out.
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Anyways, back to the topic... I suggest we all go to San Marino with our weapons. That place is the most secure stronghold it managed to seperate from the Roman Empire... and they're smack dab in the middle of Italy.

Assuming Zombies can't fly planes of course...

Back off topic, so that means every day were getting closer and closer to making a fake girl that is capable of being screwed?

There are two things that need to be done by science. The cure for death and the screw-able robot girl. GET ON IT SCIENTISTS! .... No! To hell with cancer, this is more important!

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Back off topic, so that means every day were getting closer and closer to making a fake girl that is capable of being screwed?

There are two things that need to be done by science. The cure for death and the screw-able robot girl. GET ON IT SCIENTISTS! .... No! To hell with cancer, this is more important!

I hate to say it, but they plan to have those in the market from 3-5 years.

That is a sad statement about humanity.

Sad sad sad sad.

But I REALLY want to get off this topic.
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Anyways, back on topic..

Are we talking about the "Ugh... Ugh..." 2 miles an hour zombies or the "Holy Gravy how did this happen?!?!" zombie?

[Sithking Zero offline]

I base my plans around the "Zombie Survival Guide," books zombies. Slower moving, but never get hungry, never get tired, never get cold, never stopping unless you put a bullet in their heads.

I'll have some of my zombie plan up soon (but not all of it; if you people are turned, I'm not letting you in on all my plans. I need to keep some details secret so that my brain stays inside my skull and not in some blabbermouth's belly.)

Zombies use their brains for cognitive processing?


Anyway, my plan involves Shotguns. Lots of shotguns.

To answer your question, no, they don't. However, in a fit of rage (or jealousy at how well I will be prepared), you could infect yourselves and position yourselves near me so that I'd be one of the first targets! And I'd never know!

Also, take your pick. I prefer a nice medium zombie: capable of moving at a brisk jog when it senses food, but over time it slows down as the muscles break down.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

All we need to do is Hijack a lot of oil and a pack of matches to stay safe.

I live in a large port. We have mega-security tankers coming through here with oil weekly... So if I can just loot all the nearby stores for matches... We're good. They come close, we set fire, they go bye-bye.

(In case you're wondering, living near a port with supertankers is scary. One wrong move or terrorist attack and it blows up... and it'd be like a nuke hit the city)

[Sithking Zero offline]

All we need to do is Hijack a lot of oil and a pack of matches to stay safe.

I live in a large port. We have mega-security tankers coming through here with oil weekly... So if I can just loot all the nearby stores for matches... We're good. They come close, we set fire, they go bye-bye.

(In case you're wondering, living near a port with supertankers is scary. One wrong move or terrorist attack and it blows up... and it'd be like a nuke hit the city)

Nah, that won't work. It takes a lot of heat to cremate a human body, and a zombie is basically a human body partially decomposed. Plus, they'll still be active while they're burning, meaning that while they're advancing on you, not only are they zombies, they're zombies ON FIRE. These flaming zombies can also set nearby structures alight. So fire should really be only used as a disposal method for the undead, to prevent the spread of diseases, and not a method of zombie eradication.

Also, true zombies don't fear fire.