The cake is a lie

[matsumo itsu offline]

Are you still there?

Okay this is a place where everyone can put all their "Portal" quotes and thoughts about the game/ Thoughts about Portal 2!

[TheAppleFreak]

"Thank you for helping us help you help us all."

I'm personally psyched about Portal 2. The graphics look amazing.

[Tekirai offline]

<s>here I was thinking a thread was being made for every internet fad to exist</s>

I've never played the game (I know, I know) but Portal is an absolute goldmine for good quotes. *digs through database*

Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death. Good luck!

Fantastic. You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.

Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.

That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero.

Neurotoxin... *cough* So deadly... *coughs* Choking... Hahahaha... I'm kidding. When I said 'Deadly Neurotoxin', the 'Deadly' was in massive "sarcasm quotes". I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me...

I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on... '~Hellooooo~' That's you! That's how dumb you sound!

[matsumo itsu offline]

"Well you found me. Congratulations! Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart."

[Jazzy Josh offline]

I can't wait for the Portal 2 viral to start up again. I mean, a real life dial-up telnet/bbs connection? This could be EPIC.