I FEEL GREAT I FEEL AWESOME oh god i'm going to die

[KingCheez offline]

So I bought 3 energy drinks. Monster Assault, Monster Khaos, and TaB Energy.

TaB energy sucks, first off, but holy *ss. I feel like, you know, dead. TaB totally disintegrates your stomach, Monster disintegrates your throat - not to mention the SHEER AMOUNT OF CAFFEINE AND SUGAR IN MY BLOODSTREAM. PLEASE SOMEBODY SAVE ME.

First of all, I'm twitching. I'm freaking scared. My heart keeps feeling numb. I think I'm going to pass out. It's scary.

This is why they say not recommended for children (though i'm 14, still technically a child) and say limit 3 cans.

I am so scared I am GOING TO DIE.

[Jeremified offline]

Aaaand... you hafta drink these why, exactly?

[KingCheez offline]

They tasted good, I wanted to pull an all-nighter.

But I am so scared oh God.

[Jeremified offline]

Drink some water! That always helps an unusually restless body calm down.

[KingCheez offline]

That's a good idea. I'm starting to calm down, chill out, a bit. This is like, my third glass of water in a two-minute timespan though. That probably wasn't smartly either.

[enemyxwithin offline]

You should've stayed away from those in the first place!!! That's kind of what happened to me the other day, except I was mixing together two types of sake and some grape juice...Yeah, that didn't really turn out very well :/ Anyways, like Jeremified said, drink lots of water, and you should also get lots rest, but by now you should be better.

[. offline]

hmmm... I'm tempted to know where you got this caffiened drinks....

[Jeremified offline]

That's a good idea. I'm starting to calm down, chill out, a bit. This is like, my third glass of water in a two-minute timespan though. That probably wasn't smartly either.

You just burnt my waffles!

*coughs* Back on topic... so, you better now that the night's through?

[Skiiran Lord offline]

I believe the diffusion rate of caffine or something is 2 cups per every cup you drink. He should be fine if he drank, what, like 8 cups (2 more just to be safe).

[The BB of C offline]

That's a good idea. I'm starting to calm down, chill out, a bit. This is like, my third glass of water in a two-minute timespan though. That probably wasn't smartly either.

Sit down. relax as much as you can mentally and phisically. Take big, deep breaths in through your nose, and out through your mouth. Also, don't ever do that again. You'll get out of this, but I hope you learn something in the process.

[Tom Bone offline]

I'm like--immune to sugar...

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

first, what is wrong with you?
Drink Some Pop

[KingCheez offline]

Yeah, pop. I need more caffeine after THE ALLNIGHTER FROM HELL.

[The BB of C offline]

Did you learn something from this?

[KingCheez offline]

Yes.

Water is nature's energy drink.

But Monster is still friggin awesome.

[The BB of C offline]

That's good enough for me. At least you know never to drink 3 energy drinks again.