LAGPUD? "Let's All Go Punch Ulrich's Dad"!
Were you a bit appaled by the way that Mr. Stern treats his son? The way he expects him to be perfection? Okay, so we know from Zero Gravity Zone that he really does love his son, in...his own cold, impersonal way. But, his parental techniques are, shall we say, not the best or most acceptable.
So, how can we of the LAGPUD club...inform Mr. Stern that he may just be doing something wrong?
Anything may be done, but there are two restrictions. One, it must be funny. Of course. Two, the process cannot kill Mr. Stern. Wound, maybe, but not kill. Otherwise, he can't improve, duh. (Even if it is just the addition of 'AND MAGICALLY LIVES' at the end.) Other than that, all bets are off.
Some examples-
Subject him to a Clockwork Orange treatment, while viewing preschool television.
Punch him. Duh.
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by Carth » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:52 pm
MakeYourself wrote:I'd support LAGPCUAS.
*stands in front of target.* Go ahead. The harder the better.
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by DarkestSoul X21 » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:28 pm
I will take my shotgun and you know the rest.
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by Evil Ulrich » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:18 pm
Zapped him with my Zap-O-Matic.
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by _stromboli__ » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:46 pm
Reesane wrote:Use the scaners to send him into "The Library". Yes.... The one in Halo.
YES!!
by Sithking Zero » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:33 pm
I will rip out his intestines with a dull spoon, throw his body in a ditch, and dance upon his grave.
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by Haruno Sakura » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:39 pm
Ummm, I don't think you guys are understanding, "Two, the process cannot kill Mr. Stern."
Dun Dunn DUNNNNN!
Uhh, I would feed him cow POO POO!
Dun Dunn DUNNNNN!
Uhh, I would feed him cow POO POO!
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by Haruno Sakura » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:32 pm
Darkborn wrote:Make him watch The Nightmare before Christmas and let him become Emo, so he will always be down and depressed. It would benefit Ulrich because Mr. Stern wouldn't want anything to do with anything! ^_^
Hahaha. xDDD
Make him wear tight pants. REALLY tight pants. The pain. >< Poor Emo's. They don't have a choice... Isn't it like their dresscode or something?
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by Vora Lyoko » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:35 pm
Grab his arm and swing him 'round and 'round till he-well lets just say you see breakfast, lunch and dinner all over again.
Grab his arm and swing him 'round and 'round again til I find a good slamming place for him. Such as a concrete wall.
And I don't think this would kill him....unless I slam him really hard...
Grab his arm and swing him 'round and 'round again til I find a good slamming place for him. Such as a concrete wall.
And I don't think this would kill him....unless I slam him really hard...
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by Sithking Zero » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:41 pm
Sakura-Chan wrote:Ummm, I don't think you guys are understanding, "Two, the process cannot kill Mr. Stern."
Dun Dunn DUNNNNN!
Uhh, I would feed him cow POO POO!
Oh, in that case, just beat him repeatedly with the spoons.
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by SnIp3r_WoLf » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:59 pm
Oooh, can I join the LAGPUD club 8D
Hmm...what to do with Mr. Stern. Ohh, I know!
Lets make him watch THE WIGGLES xD
Hmm...what to do with Mr. Stern. Ohh, I know!
Lets make him watch THE WIGGLES xD
by Reploid CB » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:06 am
I'd replace his mattress (or side of the mattress?) with a bed of needles, where each one is an uneven length, meaning his body laid on it awkwardly (it's the uniform length that lets people lay on them without being pierced. Hence, differently lengthed ones *snickers*)
Either that, or..yeah, I'd just punch him. xD
Either that, or..yeah, I'd just punch him. xD
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by LadyLucy » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:44 am
Darkborn wrote:Boil him, Mash him, Cook him in a stew.
What's that from? It sounds so familiar...
Put fire ants in his shoes.
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by MY85 » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:53 am
Sakura-Chan wrote:Ummm, I don't think you guys are understanding, "Two, the process cannot kill Mr. Stern."
Dun Dunn DUNNNNN!
Uhh, I would feed him cow POO POO!
You would kill him with Cow crap OD, though.
For the topic's sake, make Jim do CPR on Ulrich's dad after choking him and taking him for a swim briefly.
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by Vora Lyoko » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:43 am
SnIp3r_WoLf wrote:
Lets make him watch THE WIGGLES xD
Oh the THE WIGGLES eh? How'a bout Wonder pets and Dora.
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