What to do in Wal-Mart...

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

1. Have a trail of Orange Juice running to the bathroom.
2. Practice your Madonna look using different size funnels in the auto deparment.
3. Start looking at big guns in the hunting department and ask the clerk where the anti-depressents are.
4. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone "We have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Hide in a clothing rack and when someone comes browsing, grab their hand and say "Too the Bat Cave Robin!"
6. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
7. Get a box of condoms and put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
8. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper PICK ME!
11. Walk up to the person operating the cash register and hold a squirt gun to their pants and say you'll squirt them if they don't give you the money in the cash register.

[Paige offline]

I've done #'s 4,6,10

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

I've done #'s 4,6,10

LOL They sound like fun but I barely get to go to Wal-Mart anymore because of some stupid incident I can't remember.

[4lpha0mega offline]

when my freind went to florida a few weeks ago he hid in a wal-mart during the hurricane

[Jazzy Josh offline]

Off topic:
Can you believe that people would go into a Wal-Mart in Florida after the hurricanes when they were giving everything away for free, and be coming out with big screen TVs and PS2 and all of that

On topic:
#12 Go to a Wal-Mart in Florida after a Hurricane just so you can get expensive electronics

What strikes me as sad is that Being a man and standing up I would more than likely do the same thing

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

what's code 3?

[lyokodude offline]

#13- Start looking around suspiciosly and hide your face from secruity

[HominidFanatic offline]

what's code 3?

I also would like to know. What is it?

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I think it's the manager peed his pants and took them off to clean the floor with it on the one day he wasn't wearing underwear.
I saw it in a store once.

14) Stuff yourself in one of those claw machines and yell at people that they can date you if you can get you out of there.

I almost did that once...

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

NUMBER 14 SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!!

15. Start walking around and singing really loudly like you're a big superstar.
16. ((along with 15)) Pretend you're a famous singer.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Glad Ya like it!
17) Get your hair stuck in the air hockey table and stuff all the Pocket Neopets down your skirt. Until they fall out.

[Reploid CB]

An alternate version of 15 and 16...

18. Dance and/or sing to music videos on the TVs in the Electronics section. Bonus points if you can get backup singers/dancers.

[MY85 offline]

19. Auction Michael Moore's clothes. *gets shot*

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

# 19 I think...) Draw *Mikul Jaksin wuz here* on all the bras and underwear.

[Reploid CB]

21. Write "Mikul Jaksin wuz here" on the clothes in the Youth section.

....

*gets bombarded with trash and fruit, and the random brick*

[MY85 offline]

LMAO, AngelBolt and CBIzumi!

22. Play paintball inside WalMart.

[Reesane offline]

No. 23

walk around with a clip-bord and note down prices, they'll think your from a competetor!

[Jeremie Lover offline]

19. Auction Michael Moore's clothes. *gets shot*

He's Mean

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

HA...
Wait a sec... who is he?

[Reesane offline]

No. 24

Go "fishing", use a fishing rod to catch things from other asils.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

#25) Climb on top of the aisles and throw chicken eggs at people while screaming "SPRAWK!" at the top of your lungs and running away.

#26) Run around in a black cape and mask saying "I AM THE I.R.S... FEAR ME AS YOU GIVE ME HALF YOUR SAVINGS!"

Been there done that, arrested for impersonating govenment and tax frauds. I DON'T EVEN PAY TAXES!

[Reploid CB]

28. Go to the posters "book" thing (or whatever that is) and make the posters "talk" by flapping the plastic display thingies they're in.


....I've actually done that ^^; You shoulda seen the looks I got *snickers*

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Huh?

[Reploid CB]

At my Wal-Mart they display posters in these plastic cases, that are then set up above the cubby where you can buy rolled up copies. ...That's about as good as I can describe it, my mind is kinda fuzzy right now ^^; (If that's what you were referring to Angelbolt. If not, then disregard this post xD)