Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[TB3]

Is this okay though, TB3? I'm sorry you're turn got bumped...I'll personally make sure you get the next one though, if you like?

More than okay Mew and thanks for sorting out this affair ^_^ - we'll go with Taelia's round and then mine - I hope she's up to judging though!

C'mon Carth - if you don't I will (again!) ^_-

Hehe.

[Carth]

Sorry...got caught in...stuff...

I'M HERE. JUDGING IS HAPPENING NOW.

Kay?

[Carth]

Sorry.



1. Magnus4001 (3pt)
2. Your De-Virtualization (2pt) (No. IT'S MY LUNCH.)
3. Mewberries151 (1pt)



1. Darkborn (3pt)
2. magnus4001 (2pt)
3. RoDrInCuBuS (1pt)



1. Magnus4001 (3pt)
2. TB3 (2pt)
3. Your De-Virtualization (1pt)

I have a feeling I'm going to get killed for lack of diversity in results.

And now, for this other stuff!

Randomest:

1. Your De-Virtualization, #1 (3pt)
2. Blue Armor Boy, #3 (2pt)
3. Stonecreek, #2 (1pt)

Ugh...mom wants me to take a shower. I'll be right back after it, with the remainder of results and new totals.

EDIT: Back from my shower. It was quite refreshin, actually. Okay, so you want totals.

Sickest:

1. TB3, #2 (3pt)
2.Your De-Virtualization, #2 (2pt)
3. waves_blade, #3 (1pt)

Funniest:

1. TL. #3 (3pt) Wonder what Jer's autobio would be about. He can't zactly tell the world about XANA...
2. Skorpigeist, #3 (2pt)
3. Mewberries151, #2 (1pt)

Contest Totals:

1. Magnus4001: 8
1A. Your De-Virtualization: 8
2. TB3: 5
3. Darkborn: 3
3A. TL.: 3
4. Blue Armor Boy: 2
4A. Mewberries151: 2
4B. Skorpigeist: 2
5. RoDrInCuBuS: 1
5A. Stonecreek: 1
5B. waves_blade: 1

Total, err...totals:

1. Magnus4001 (77p)
2. TB3 (49p)
3. RoDrInCuBuS (45p)
4. Lyoko Is Cool (31p)
5. Mewberries151 (27p)
6. Darkborn (26p)
7. SamBlob (23p)
8. Werwek (20p)
9. DL (19p)
9A. Stonecreek (19p)
10. Lyoko Addict (15p)
11. Carth_upon_a_star (11p)
11A. Raven_613 (11p)
12. Blue Armor Boy (10p)
12A. Your De-Virtualizaton (10p)
13. x1 ( 9p)
14. McTrooper (8p)
14A. TL (8p)
15. Reesane (7p)
16. Agent_Marquez (6p)
16A. Sanji (6p)
17. Lyokolover (5p)
17A. Darklord (5p)
18. KraZie (4p)
18A. Vchat20 (4p)
18B. Waves blade (4p)
19. Enki (3p) (banned from LF)
19B. psyt (3p)
19C. Skorpigeist(3p)
19D. vertig73 (3p)
20. AngelBolt (2p)
20A. Lyokofire (2p)
20B. michaeldim (2p)

*phew*

[YDV offline]

...I thought I definitely woud've gotten a place in Sickest for #2. Eh, well. Happy, er.. showering.

[magnus4001 offline]

...I thought I definitely woud've gotten a place in Sickest for #2. Eh, well. Happy, er.. showering.

You still might. She said she hasn't totally finished the results, hence the blank spots.

[TB3]

...I thought I definitely woud've gotten a place in Sickest for #2. Eh, well. Happy, er.. showering.

That's actually put me in the mood for a shower!

[Mewberries151]

Is this okay though, TB3? I'm sorry you're turn got bumped...I'll personally make sure you get the next one though, if you like?

More than okay Mew and thanks for sorting out this affair ^_^ - we'll go with Taelia's round and then mine - I hope she's up to judging though!

Aw, thanks for being such a good sport! If she doesn't judge it in time, I'll take responsibility. You've had to judge too many competitions as it is already. ^^

[Carth]

Results are complete now. Don't worry Mewsey, I'm not THAT lazy ^^
In the meantime, CAPTIONING TIME!

#1
Sissi (or so it seems): So...fangirls are nuts, don't you think?

Odd: Absolutely crazy.

Sissi (or so it seems): They say we should be together.

Odd: Now that really IS insane.

Sissi (or so it seems): Yes. Insane. (Black wig slips, revealing brown hair, Sissi (or so it seems) slides it back) Never mind that. Now...but, don't you think somewhere, somehow, it could be possible?

Odd: Uhh...WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SISSI?!

Sissi (or should I say...CUAS): (whips off wig) She's fine. Anyway...now that Sissi is nowhere to be found, fangirls must know...WILL ODDxSISSI HAPPEN? HOW DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR THAT WAY? WHEN WILL ULRICH AND YUMI KISS? *yammers out our biggest questions*

Odd: To tell the truth, I preferred Sissi.

#2

And on the eighth day, God was a bit bored with the world. So, he created Lyoko to amuse himself. But, the lords of the underworld created XANA, to annoy God. In reaction, God sent woman, Aelita, to stop the evil that was XANA. But XANA trapped Aelita, so God sealed the way to them.

Until one day, when God sent four French schoolkids...

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I could ramble like this for days.

#3

Jim: EEEEEKKK! A RAT! A RAAAAAT!

[Stonecreek]

I was worried that I wouldn't get a point in a round for the first time ever, but I snuck in with some randomness. My hypothesis was (unfortunately) correct - TB3's sickness overhsadowed my captions. Can't be helped. I will be very sick now!

#1

Odd: You want me to explain "the birds and the bees" to you?

Sissi: Uh huh...

Odd: But aren't you the school's flirt? Shouldn't you know this stuff by now?

Sissi: Technically, yes. But it's always better to get some first-hand knowledge. *jumps Odd, rips off his PJ's* So that's what you were hiding under the blanket...

#2

And all the fanboys come down from their orgasmic bliss after imagining dirty scenes from the first picture...

#3

Jim came down a bit too hard, though...

EDITED for typos

[YDV offline]

lmfao!!!

omg... I.. I can't breathe. #2 was hilarious, Carth!

..Stonecreek... sicko.

[Taelia offline]

Yeah. I preferred mine better. I'd love to do the judgin'.

[Mewberries151]

Results are complete now. Don't worry Mewsey, I'm not THAT lazy ^^

Actually...I meant Taelia, for the next competition. You were completely punctual about your results. Thanks again. ^_^

Caption 1

Odd: Sissi?!

Sissi: Eh heh...um, you wouldn't happen to know which drawer Ulrich's moved his diary to, have you. I need it to blackma-, I mean, Ulrich asked me to get it for him...yeah, that's it. ^^;

Odd: ~.~

Caption 2

Odd (OS): Ummm...Jeremie? I think that last RTTP was a bad idea...the sun's turned blue... O.O

Caption 3

Jim: Oh NO!!! Not again!!! That infernal music!!!!! Augggghhh!!!

*song over the PA system* Break break break dance! Break break break dance! Break break break dance, here we GOOOOOOO!!!

(Note: I still like the BBBD myself, though. ^^ )

Yeah. I preferred mine better. I'd love to do the judgin'.

Just a reminder though, you can't include your own captions in a contest you're judging. That's very much against the rules, I'm sure. ^^;

[Stonecreek]

When's the deadline? And how does magnus have 77 points and he's only a new kid w/ 49 posts?

[TB3]

And how does magnus have 77 points and he's only a new kid w/ 49 posts?

Hehe - I only noticed that when you pointed it out - as for why, well just check his post log.

[Lani offline]

Hmm, let's see...

#1 -
Odd: *having a nightmare that involves a giant Ulrich in a banana suit* Aaah, no... get away... AAAH! *shoots up in bed, wide awake*
Sissi: ...Is something wrong, Odd?
Odd: ; AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away*
Sissi: ...Did I do something?

#2 -
Ulrich: Okay, Odd. Let's get going now. You don't want to be late for lunch, now do you?
Odd: But, but...
Yumi: Well, what is it?
Odd: It's... so... SHINY! *o*
Aelita: Jerenie, you really shouldn't hare printed that picture.
Jeremie: What? I was curious as to what a return trip looks like... >>;

#3 -
Odd: AAH! Jim! What are you doing on the wall'?!
Jim: I just graduated from NTU!
Odd: Huh?
Ulrich: Ninja Tech University.
Odd: I still don't get it.
Ulrich: ...Jim's a ninja.


Mmm yes, ninjas.

[Taelia offline]

Those cracked me up. A giant Ulrich in a banana suit? PRICELESS I TELLS YA! But...NTU? Creepy...

[Jazzy Josh offline]

#1
Odd: Oh Sissi, that was Amazing, Where did you learn?
Sissi: My Dad, Why?
Odd: XANA, stop controlling Sissi, you know that isn't allowed between seasons
Xana: Um Odd, I'm over here....
Odd: ..........................
Sissi: Odd?
Odd: ...............................

#2
Odd: 5......4.......3.....2......1......Happy New Year!!!!!!
Jeremie: Return to the Past, Now
Odd: 5......4.......3.....2......1......Happy New Year!!!!!!
Jeremie: Return to the Past, Now
Odd: 5......4.......3.....2......1......Happy New Year!!!!!!
Jeremie: Return to the Past, Now
Ulrich: You do remember that Returning to the Past makes XANA Stronger.
Jeremie: Yes, but you enjoy watching him actually not making a fool of himself, right?
Ulrich and Yumi: Return to the Past, Now

#3
Jim: *singing badly* Code Lyo.....
Simon: NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: But I........
Simon: GET THE HECK OUT YOU MORON YOU CAN'T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: WWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Mommie, he made me cry!!!!!

[Taelia offline]

Those cracked me up.

[Chad Rains offline]

Sissi: Odd. I wanted to...uhm..tell you something.
Odd: I also wanted to tell you something.
Sissi: Shh. Dont say a word.
*Sissi then slides into bed next to Odd and cuddles up to him*

Flash forward a few billion years to the final day of the sun's lifespan and we have this...

Jim: YAAAA!!
Odd: Umm, what are you doing Jim?
Jim: I'm training for the winter Olympics in Torino. Your an acrobat Odd. Join me.

[magnus4001 offline]

When's the deadline? And how does magnus have 77 points and he's only a new kid w/ 49 posts?

It may call me a new kid since my number of posts is low but I've been here longer than you have, both at LF and at this contest.

#1

Odd: Hey! It's Christmas morning! I wonder what Santa brought me!

OH MY GOD!

OH! MY! GOD!

It's the greatest gift ever! Santa is truly awesomeness personified for bringing me my very own...

Sissy Delmas punching bag!

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2

Sissy (off camera): Hey Ulrich, I was just reading about this thing called deja vu. It's when you think you're doing something you've already done before and-...

Jeremie (off camera): Return to the past now!

Sissy (off camera): Hey Ulrich, I was just reading about this thing called deja vu. It's when you think you're doing something you've already done before and-...

Jeremie (off camera): Return to the past now!

Sissy (off camera): Hey Ulrich, I was just reading about this thing called deja vu. It's when you think you're doing something you've already done before and-...

Jeremie (off camera): Return to the past now!

Sissy (off camera): Hey Ulrich, I like pie!

Ulrich (off camera, to audience): Orange you glad she didn't say 'banana'?

#3

Jim: But mommy, I want a Pixel Chix! I want it! I want it! I want it!

Jim's momma (off camera): Stop that crying this instant or I'll take you over my knee young man!

[Taelia offline]

The punching bag one was a bit much. The second one is just funny, and the third is creepy. We've never seen Jim's mother.

Now, for Vchat20's:

#1: Ooh baby! Show us some hot sex! j/k Love it!

#2: Weird.

#3:

[Carth]

#3
Jim: *singing badly* Code Lyo.....
Simon: NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: But I........
Simon: GET THE HECK OUT YOU MORON YOU CAN'T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: WWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Mommie, he made me cry!!!!!

But, I must say...Simon was slightly out of character. Sure, he's mean, but he's very polite about it. For example, "I can honestly say that was the worst thing I've ever heard." And this, coupled with his accent, is what makes him so scary.

But still...Jim...perfect...

[Taelia offline]

Yeah. That's funny. I got a few more coming.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

Thanks for the comments everyone

[Blueyedblonde offline]

1st-

Odd: *Wakes up* SISSI!!!
Sissi: Yea... Umm... Odd... I was looking for Ulrich, when I noticed the 'Bulge' under the blankets...
Odd: Erm... Heh, It's A XANA attack, I swear.
Sissi: Who's XANA...?
Odd: Eh...

2nd-

Mrs Hertz: -And this is what your brain looks like on drugs, class.

3rd-

Ulrich: Where's that horrible racket comming from!?!?
Odd: I think it's-
Jim: Boom boom shout! Boom boom shout!
Yumi: It's... it's horrible!
Aelita: This almost makes me want to go back to Lyoko!!!
Jim: SHOUT IT TO THE DEVIL!!!

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Eh... I tried.